Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg 33973167
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Attorney General Pam Bondi further cemented the Trump administration's takeover of DC law enforcement on Thursday by shifting decision-making authority from its police chief and handing it to the head of the Drug Enforcement Administration, Terry Cole. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...nbcnews.comAttorney General Pam Bondi appoints DEA administrator as 'emergency' D.C. police chiefD.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser pushed back on the order, saying "there is no statute that conveys the District’s personnel authority to a federal official." 83816
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I'm so old I call my boner classic rock. 1125690
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙ceej @ceej.online · 15/08/2025my four year old daughter, clearly stewing for months, brought up out of nowhere today that at preschool last year kids were going behind a tree to say “the F word,” but that nobody would teach her what it was. “I want to know the F word,” she told me sadly 1352976220
LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Been gone for a while... Went to Virginia. Captured these shots from the train I was on. 14696
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025OnlyFans but it’s just me bringing my milkshake to your yard. 0289
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I'm so done with this pseudo reality... just take me back to the matrix now ffs 911935
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/08/2025the bar for straight men getting laid is so comically low that it is tragic they can’t meet it 1. don’t be a dick 2. wash your ass 3. put a modicum of effort into your clothes and habitat 4. know the basics of female anatomy that’s basically it! and i know women who will compromise on those! 1729554
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Bluesky is the only place I encounter aggressive grandmas 2415624
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙PortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 01/08/2025So if they were up, they’d be wrong too, right Kev? “…whichever way they are going.” Do they hear themselves? 3299
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 31/07/2025got kicked out of another cheerleading team tryouts for ranting about the objective case “WHOM do we appreciate” 322244
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 31/07/2025We’ll be lucky to have dial-up internet and diesel fuel when Dipshitler is done with us in 42 months. 3150480
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Maybe there’s hope. Federal judges sounded very skeptical today as Trump’s team tried to defend using “emergency powers” to slap tariffs on countries worldwide. One judge even asked: “Where does it say ‘tariffs’ in the law?”reuters.comUS appeals court scrutinizes Trump's use of tariffs as trade deadline loomsU.S. appeals court judges sharply questioned on Thursday whether President Donald Trump's tariffs were justified by the president's emergency powers, as lawyers for states and businesses challenging the measures argued he exceeded his authority. 642262523
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/07/2025Leavitt refers to Trump as the "former president" 170873161
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 31/07/2025My AI girlfriend has SO MANY fingers. 916731
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Alan Dershowitz announces a mammoth new lawsuit: he’s personally suing every resident, visitor, and vacationer on Martha’s Vineyard for being mean to him. 109972223
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Ailani 🌺 Brown Eye Girl @browneyegirlhi.bsky.social · 31/07/2025We call you, unfit, unhinged. Too ill. A political hack, not very good, we say that about you. Your projections are spot on. "Not very good" "Not very smart" 4145
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Ailani 🌺 Brown Eye Girl @browneyegirlhi.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Wait. Wut???? "Biden's war" You actually said, "you could stop it within 24 hrs, or even before you git'in" You said, "it would've never happened if you're in the WH." You're in the WH now, STOP IT, MR. TOUGH, STRONG GUY, FLNOTUS.media.tenor.comMegan Mullally Karen Walker GIFAlt: Megan Mullally Karen Walker GIF 2355
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Make everyone come to you from now on. 261
LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social · 27/07/2025In LA. Bought this for the message... Love you guys. Xoxoxo ❤️❤️❤️ 4356
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 21/07/2025i'm being hounded by former friends again... 1246
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 21/07/2025i love when people are like “you fuck with them, you fuck with me” it’s like cool i didn’t expect a threesome today and then i get neked 0225
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 21/07/2025The Trump administration's chaotic State Department reorganization, which includes the termination of 1,350 professionals, has been predominantly inspired and executed by two twentysomethings who compensate for their lack of experience with nationalist extremism. shero.substack.com/p/a-small-ca...shero.substack.com“A Small Cabal of Unqualified MAGA Extremists”Far-right ideological policies, pursued by inexperienced Trump appointees in their twenties, are behind the mass firings of career diplomats and services that predominantly serve minorities. 717683
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/07/2025(hitting you over and over again with a mannequin's arm) the artificially intelligent arm apologizes 1031743
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 21/07/2025In a move urged by Trump as a way to help the GOP retain control of the US House in next year’s midterm elections, Texas Republicans are poised to redraw the state’s congressional map during a special session. apnews.com/article/trum...apnews.comTexas Republicans aim to redraw House districts at Trump's urging, but there's a riskTexas Republicans are poised to redraw the state’s congressional map during a special session that starts Monday. 155738
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 21/07/2025getting my hypothalamus surgically removed so that I can finally rule NightSky 24114
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 21/07/2025it’s my super humble opinion that americans don’t say twat or cunt enough 105913
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social · 21/07/2025So sad!!! I'm devastated 😭💔 021
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Malcolm-Jamal Warner, the actor who played teenage son Theo Huxtable on “The Cosby Show,” has died at age 54 in an accidental drowning in Costa Rica, authorities there said Monday. apnews.com/article/malc...apnews.comMalcolm-Jamal Warner, 'Cosby Show' actor, dies at 54 in Costa Rica drowningActor Malcolm-Jamal Warner has died at 54. He was known for playing Theo Huxtable on “The Cosby Show.” 149911
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Life is nothing more than the accumulation of crap. With that said, I need more crap. 23110
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 17/07/2025This book is just some guy talking about himself when is he going to get to the cars? - me reading an autobiography 0188
LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Don't blink, parents. This kid built his first computer at 8 years old and now towers above me, handling all my tech problems... Making straight As at University. Proud Mama. Life moves fast. Hug your babies. 5377
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Jürgen R 💙🇺🇦 🐝 @dailykotzn.bsky.social · 15/07/2025@owenfromohio.bsky.social📸 @laurahunter-88.bsky.social @twitterrefugeeog.bsky.social @tonyhq1985.bsky.social @slove4981.bsky.social @bm1970.bsky.social @lasassypants.bsky.social @annettebeebe.bsky.social @tcrg2012.bsky.social @cardwell4u.bsky.social @katarinakriz.bsky.social @dailykotzn.bsky.social 147850
LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Nightcap, then off to recharge my battery #goodnight 6361
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Look, I refuse to run unless I'm being chased, but I can't stop laughing of this video of JD Vance at Disneyland. 3413723
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 14/07/2025ok chat, goodnight to the "boys", and in some cases, "gals" oh screw that idiot goodnight to all my friends regardless of gender identity ❤️ 5449
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 14/07/2025Once again it is time to post noods 6334
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Welcome to my island ❤️ 011
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Throwing apples at my doctor. 34615
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I always mess up my acronyms but I say them anyway because YOLO (you of losing out) 3268
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Making oral sex more appealing by salting the rim. 1112
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 14/07/2025“… and then Granny Smith and Red Delicious lived apply ever after” My son sorta came up with this joke, please clap. 3253
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025this is not a summer for Beach Bums. this is the summer for Beach Ass 86616
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 14/07/2025New old neighbor alert. .when you realize someone in fact is alive and still lives there. 55821
Reposted by LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 14/07/2025just glad I’m not a snake, I’d get all tangled up like a garden hose, fuck that 610233