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PiscesRising ♓️

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Pessimistically optimistic Science Art History Universe Paranormal NJ girl in Florida. Dissenter Deviant Dark Humor Some politics because it’s completely unavoidable due to the outright injustice of it all. NAFO

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 20h
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23h
your honor, you cannot charge these crows with murder without caws
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 12h
The frightening thing is that I'm considered the sane one in my family.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 7h
one good thing about traveling in a coffin on a rat-infested ghost ship drifting rudderlessly into port after being wiped clean of every last human soul by the plague is no jet lag
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 6h
it’s okay if you don’t like me i have cats
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10h
That burning pit in my stomach is how I know I'm alive. <inspirational>
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 9h
if i delete the words i said to you before you read them maybe that will make you forget that i said them or any other ones either i’ll fade into the aether a spectre that tickles the back of your mind when the wind blows just so and oblivious you won’t know why you dream of a brown-eyed ghost
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 10h
walked past another person covered in cat hair and we nodded to one another
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Haunted US @hauntedus.bsky.social · 18h
Catch a train to the afterlife at Denver’s Union Station! The historic train station is purportedly haunted by phantom passengers and other eerie entities! 👻 Read more on Haunted US: hauntedus.com/colorado/den...
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Denver Union Station - Haunted US
This old train station may always be home to ghostly travelers who missed the train to the afterlife
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 18h
I spent 4 years staring at that ring, trying to figure it out for my PhD. We learned a lot about its condition (temperature, density, distribution of gas) but not how it formed... which is still something of a mystery. Maybe these infrared observations will help there.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a special place in Hell for people like me. It's cushy. Comfortable seating and ample snacks. It's not nearly as painful as the Hell for ordinary people.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 22h
me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 12h
Me: This is the worst. Tomorrow: Wrong.
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy weekend! 🦔 ❤️ Here’s a lovely ancient Egyptian blue faience hedgehog made some 3,800 years ago! Neues Museum, Berlin 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows a small ancient Egyptian turquoise-coloured blue faience hedgehog figurine, shown in 3/4 profile facing right. Dimensions: Height x width x depth: 5 x 5.5 x 9.3 cm. It has a rounded body densely covered with small raised pointed spines each of which are emphasised with black paint. It has a small wide face with a pointed snout. The snout has a small chip at the end. The eyes are highlighted with black pigment. It has relatively long oval-shaped ears, either side of the face. It has short stubby front legs. It sits on a pale display case surface at the Neues Museum in Berlin.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 03/10/2026
fresh barber beauty salon, straight-on view, south 13th street, springfield, illinois, 2003
fresh barber beauty salon, straight-on view, south 13th street, springfield, illinois, 2003
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@DanUmthun   

"I got laid off and lost my insurance."

"Oh well good news you're eligible for COBRA."

"What's that?"

"An international terrorist organization dedicated to overthrowing an American paramilitary group that operates with impunity."

"But do you–"

"Yeah we have healthcare, duh."
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16h
what if I'm always hungry like the wolf what then
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ffrf.org @ffrf.org · 16h
This is Christian nationalism in action: a senior Pentagon official wrapping government power in biblical language and casting himself as commissioned by God. The U.S. military serves “We the People,” not “the Lord.”
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 12h
It’s always fucked. All you can do is laugh. Better than the alternative.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 12h
A painting of a bird beside the text "I don't think I will live to see the day when I am thankful for this bullshit"
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Open Culture @openculture.bsky.social · 12h
Read the CIA’s Manual of Trickery and Deception, Written by a Professional Stage Magician
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Read the CIA’s Manual of Trickery and Deception, Written by a Professional Stage Magician
The idea of a youngster vacillating between whether to become a magician or join the Central Intelligence Agency may sound implausible, but those two working environments have deeper commonalities tha...
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 12h
Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 12h
CNN and CBS News are now under the control of the Ellison family. We need independent, pro-democracy media to grow. If you agree, please subscribe to Democracy Docket now. demdock.com/4w6emld
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 15h
I still don't know how you fuck up the Age of Aquarius
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 15h
I didn't ask to have a dark sense of humor installed as a defense mechanism
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope my shame eating in this abandoned parking lot didn't ruin your drug deal 💕
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 20h
Hear ye, here ye, come one come all. Bring us your ominous orbs, your jet black eyes. We want your purple lightning over blood red seas. Trophies go to the weirdest, darkest, most unhinged skeets you can pull out of the ether To enter: like & repost this post then reply with your skeet/a link to it
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 20h
A painting of a bird beside the text "well excuse me for giving two fucks"
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 20h
I’ll leave you your molars. Good morning! 🩷
A woman in a shiny cloak sitting on something idk what it is lol. Text says I am your dream girl, but it’s the dream where all your teeth fall out.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 20h
*cares about the opinions of sheep*
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Temu Patton sucks ass.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you all got my ass with this one
meme photo of jim beam and 3 of my posts next to it each corresponding with a certain amount of whiskey
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Staying alive out of spite.
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PiscesRising ♓️ @13crowes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There was a time before spandex-infused denim existed. It didn’t stretch. If you were buzzed, it sure didn’t make things easier trying to get it off, flat on your back whatever wee hours of the morning. Can you relate?
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PiscesRising ♓️ @13crowes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does anyone remember the 90’s when you couldn’t get those narrowed-legged jeans past your ankle or is that just me?
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean I’ve been called worse. But Cookie Lady is not the gritty nickname I envisioned for myself.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026
know your halloween acronyms LOL = licking on lemonheads BRB = big rich butterfingers AFK = always forever kitkat TBH = twix be happening ASL = all snickers loved OMG = only mega goobers
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hot singles in your area want to sacrifice you to Zuul
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#satire
A satirical news image featuring a logo of a goose holding a newspaper in its beak in the top left corner. The main image shows a man with a mustache, wearing a fedora and blue overcoat, pointing both hands toward Mitch McConnell, who is sitting quietly in a wheelchair wearing a dark suit and yellow tie. In the top right corner, a red circular inset shows a photoshopped image of Mitch McConnell in a top hat and suit, high-kicking and dancing with a cane in front of broadway-style posters that read "Singing Mitch", "Mitch Sings! Dances!", and "Wonder of the Senate". Bold white and yellow text overlaying the bottom of the image reads: "TROUBLED MAN CLAIMS SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL PULLS OUT TOP HAT, DANCES TO “HELLO MY BABY”—BUT ONLY WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS LOOKING".
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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did you or did you not cause cold snaps, icy mornings, and non-consensual nipping of noses, and other extremities? Sir, I believe that was Jack Frost.
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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 01/10/2026
I don't have to be dead to haunt a motherfucker
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinking Gilligan for Halloween
Store display with jeans and red long sleeved shirt with collar like the tv character Gilligan
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thing about science is, it doesn’t care if you believe in it or not, it’s just gonna be
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She had the voice of an angel. An angel who smokes 2 packs of unfiltered Luckies on the daily.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a mosquito looking at my ankle
The end of Gremlins 2 when the lady gremlin is in a wedding dress and kissing Robert Picardo
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season
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