e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 15/11/2025nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car 1003020391
Petrarca @petrarca.bsky.social · 15/11/2025If anything could be as good as a smart car with a Hayabusa motor, it might be this. But it should have a torque monster motor, and be filmed crushing Hell's Gate in Moab. 130
RadiantHostility (he/him) @radianthostility.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Okay this fucks. This fucks like a gentle lover on a warm summer night. I am so down with this. 040
matt tuckerbaum @mrtuckerbaum.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Ha I saw that one in my hood today too. Fuel efficient urban living - but make it “masculine” 1200
steven seagal's rad ponytail @radponytail.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Gotta complete the apocalypse side mission to unlock this dlc 010
Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 15/11/2025open.spotify.com/track/5TukWs...open.spotify.comRollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) 010
Mark Eichin @eichin.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I saw a slightly-less-modded one in the Boston Suburbs this summer: www.flickr.com/photos/eichi...flickr.com20250614_144717I'd seen this "offroad" smartcar over at one of the exotic car places in Acton a couple of months ago... the trunk is not "locally muddy", just has a camo-ish pattern on it. 020
Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 15/11/2025@gothtatertot.bsky.social 020
High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 15/11/2025this lil goth baby shoe is armed and dangerous 31163
Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Omg saw this beast yesterday, too. Been making the rounds in Portland 030
P3nny_Dr3dful @p3nny.bsky.social · 15/11/2025For those weekends when you’ve just got to get out of the city. Duck pond is just not going to do it for you again. 030
Jeff Craig @foxxtrot.dice.camp.ap.brid.gy · 15/11/2025@niedermeyer.online That might be the most Portland Car I've ever seen. 010
Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Best looking one of those that I’ve ever seen. “Any plans this weekend?” “Me and one of my shorter friend are going a little bit into the woods to hunt small animals. It can handle up to 2 rabbits on the roof rack provided we both empty our bladders. 4 if we take a shit.” 030
Ellie Saurus @elliesaur.bsky.social · 15/11/2025With the short wheelbase and wheels very close to the front and back, I bet the approach, departure, and breakover angles on that are better than on a lot of trucks and SUVs. 😂 0130
Kelly is a dirty rotten socialist 🌹 @sfnativeboy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025That’s such a dumb car 😭🤣😂 110
Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Car equivalent of a 1x1 Lego, ever stood on one of those 😱 010
👻Weirdo In The Crawlspace🎃 @long-sigh-studios.bsky.social · 15/11/2025It’s got a kinda “joke unlockable in twisted metal” vibe. 030
xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Still cooler than the cybertruck, but I hope he is careful, one bad turn and that car will flip over and crush him in an instant. 030
xGhostiix @xghostiix.bsky.social · 15/11/2025O shit that might be the one that lives down here, if it is the dude is a bassist in a sick ass noise band (if not then theres another one a lil more south :p) 010
Schmeh von Gestern @schmehvongestern.bsky.social · 16/11/2025It most certainly belongs to a Styrian dairy farmer, who needs it to reach his cows' meadows.media.tenor.coma man is pushing a small silver car in a parking lotAlt: Arnold Schwarzenegger with a gun in his left hand, ripping the door from a silver Smart car with his right in a garage. 010
tujungadude, but pissed and sad @tujungadude.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I drove a smart fortwo for 5 years, did not look quite as …tactical … as this one. Small car concept is good, but they made terrible mech design choices. It only got 40mpg. My next small car, a Honda Fit, got 45 and could actually be used without compromises. 130
I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025When the apocalypse tears us all down, he rises up above all 010
Nattiepuff 🏳️⚧️ PWYW Comms Open! @nattiepuff.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Wouldn't really call that "lifted". Tacticool sure, but not lifted. It ain't even that much off the ground. Going over a speed bump would scrape the bottom 020
CaffieneKitty @caffienekitty.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Lived in an apartment building and someone had left their smart car parked out on the road before a big snowfall. To keep it from getting smushed by the snowplows, four people dug it out, picked it up by hand like a casket, and walked it into the parking lot. 060
LunarAntic @lunarantic.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Imagine if this thing ever got tailgated, shit would get sent through your windshield 010
Josh "WAFFLE SQUARF'S HAUNTED" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Makes the Cybertruck look like a real piece of shit. I bet this doesn't dissolve in the rain. 080
Dr Tom Hill @tomhjhill.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Parking is a real squeeze in an urban warfare environment. 060
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15/11/2025looks like it should be able to drive its tires up a wall and flip over 4641
Sebastian Hassinger @sebastian.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Mount a 50 cal on it, then nab that tight parking spot! 150
NightOwl @nightowl.bsky.social · 15/11/2025if you mount a rocket launcher on that bitch you got a deal! 020
Kim Halliday @kimhalliday.bsky.social · 15/11/2025It’s like they’ve remade The Purge but starring Peppa Pig… 020
islandofmisfittoys.bsky.social @islandofmisfittoys.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Or this one in seattle years ago… 010
Dan Davis @bindlestiff.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Looks like it comes with its own li’l Lego soldier 1120
Darrel “Carnivorous” Plant @darrelplant.bsky.social · 15/11/2025When I was looking for a replacement for our smart convertible a couple years back, someone in Hood River had a lifted smart with roof lights and push bumpers for sale. 191
Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Lowly Worm went through a really rough divorce. 0291
spleenlessdave.bsky.social @spleenlessdave.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Survive the apocalypse AND gets good gas mileage! Sign me up! 010
I’m fine @vulcant1369.bsky.social · 15/11/2025The man that drives that has a huge penis and no fucks to give . 010
SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 15/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of batman standing on a rooftop with lightning behind himALT: a cartoon of batman standing on a rooftop with lightning behind him 010
Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Approach and departure angle of a Unimog, just more roll’y 070
Anthony @yeahbutnahbut.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I’ve always been partial to an Apocalypse Yaris myself 3574
GloRilla of Ingleside @thotandchaser.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I saw a baby blue Smart lifted on huge off-road tires today 030
Cyborg Tribe @cybrogtribe.bsky.social · 15/11/2025If you put a big electric engine in there it would fucking rip. 010
Jeff McMahon @jeffmcmahon.bsky.social · 15/11/2025It looks like the kid version of the thing from The Dark Knight 0180
