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mistress von toasty

@toasty.cx
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Identity is malleable, knead yours theoretical degree in physics they/she & grey-ace/aro & non-binary 🏳️‍⚧️💊->💉 6/5/26 4️⃣

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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 17m
The 988 suicide prevention hotline's Press 3 option — which provides specialized services to LGBTQ callers — has been restored more than a year after the Trump administration shut it down. Confirmed by HHS and the office of Senator Tammy Baldwin, who led on legislation that forced its restoration
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God’s Juiciest Girl @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 38m
i can post stupid abrasive shit or deep introspective shit into the void of the internet and like nothing fucking matters, if you hate me you probably hate yourself more because i am full of love and joy and my life is cool as shit and full of cool fucking people
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𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂⁠. 𓆩♡𓆪 @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 5h
that’s the sort of tech I enjoy on the catwalk, not robots or a whole show created by generative AI
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Matt @mplewis.com · 27m
Frederick In Flight Hot Air Balloon Festival 📍 Frederick, CO 📅 Sun, Jun 23, 2024 @ 06:32 📷 FUJIFILM X-T4 🔎 XF16-80mmF4 R OIS WR 52mm ☀️ 1/200s, 𝑓8.0, ISO 320 #photolog #fujifilm
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Kelly ♡☆ @kellygoround.bsky.social · 32m
it smells awesome in here
1977 "speakeasy" electromechanical pinball machineexposed backglass machineryelegantly routed wiring harnesses controlling the score reelscloseup on knocker solenoid (i think) and credit count reel from inside the guts
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Dragon Ball Posts @dbposts.bsky.social · 45m
Goku panel above the Nappa Head in the dragon ball manga
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Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 2h
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 2h
EVERYONE GET IN HERE www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmiQ...
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Alarming Mistakes, Deadly Decisions: Fatal Fire at BP-Husky
YouTube video by USCSB
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 1h
Some lib: lol pete hegseth can't grow a beard cuz he has low T Me, with my T tested at 23ng/dL and still having a pretty nice beard (for now): you fool, you philistine, you know nothing of beard morphologies, go back to school immediately
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 1h
gender of "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee"
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 2h
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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drummdm.bsky.social @drummdm.bsky.social · 2h
world afire #blueskyart #abstractartist #art #artshare #originalpainting
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 1h
listen I just I just... I wanna see a video of him falling down the up escalator in the Wheaton Metro station for like the hour it would take to reach the bottom like that
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 2h
Recently, I did a wonderful interview with the indefatigable @emilystjams.bsky.social about trans people's online information environment and why there are very strong incentives to spread panic. It was a wide-ranging discussion that I think is more relevant than ever.
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What's the matter with trans panic media?
Scholar Katherine Alejandra Cross on why it's so profitable to "sell panic to trans people."
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 3h
hey has anyone else listened to Tran Girlismo with a bitchin sound system and admired the amount of bass in the intro song or am I unique in this observation
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 4h
lets boobs tonight
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Earth, Wind & Fire - Let's Groove (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 4h
the only regret you'll have is that you waited at all. trust me.
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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 4h
September 30th/October 1st
A grinning bearded man with his eyes closed, hugging and pressing his face against someone’s juicy yoga pants-clad buttA black and white wood block looking print image of a skeleton hugging a bare butt
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
you don’t have to wait til a company does layoffs to have an adversarial relationship with it. it is weird to see games journalism do this Lucy and football routine when we all know how these companies work
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 7h
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 20h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 4h
a toilet that puts your shit back into your ass if you don’t put a dollars worth of quarters into it
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 4h
I looked over at his posts about the automated blocking and he claims the threshold for abuse is pretty high, but since I have been very deliberate in never talking TO him in replies or quotes and only talk shit in my own little corners, I think we can assume bad or malicious methodology tbh
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 6h
good morning to this couple and this couple only
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The New Material In eri @deerea.rs · 19h
i love her
a long-exposure shot out an airplane window flying over Chicago at night. the city is colorful streaks of light. the wingtip of the Southwrst Airlines Boeing 737-700 is still perfectly in focus because eri has the breath control of someone who gets choked recreationally.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 5h
lmao I forgot I made it purple and just got real confused
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 5h
wonder what the criteria are for his automated blocks
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 13h
i got a little silly with it
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 13h
I gotta get my spooky avatar ready don't I hmmmmmm
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 14h
i put it in the alt but i do feel like i should extra point out that this man huffing poppers behind Rebecca Black here is doing this IMMEDIATELY after offering them to her
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William Gillis 🏴 @rechelon.bsky.social · 14h
Honestly amazing that everyone is collectively experiencing extreme censorship so intimately, forced to bite our tongues on what should be done about Michael Tracey. The truth we all know, and yet is illegal to speak.
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 16h
bass pro shop is gayest store on earth
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16h
Michael Tracey likes to rub dog shit in his eyes and suck off horses to impress his daddy
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
just booted up Pokemon Emerald and they put a fucking data center in Little Root Town 😭
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Phoebe78 conetits @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
lmao
a game boy camera mounted to the goofy ass lens from yesterday
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 19/01/2025
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 17h
sending the “there is still time” screenshot from i saw the tv glow to my buddy who has never eaten a corn dog
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Gidget @thatgalgidget.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Ya know, back when I was a teenager we had proper factories downtown. The men who worked there put peaches in cans. And we had millions of peaches, peaches for free.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 17h
I only did a semester of community college so my experiences are admittedly limited but the 1 time I ever dealt with a frat bro it was my cousin's friend(?) who spent all night lecturing me about sovereign citizen shit so it's safe to say I also have a negative opinion of the Greek life participants
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 17h
wait... what is in MY top posts...
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 07/06/2026
osrs meme “she ghostin you but she goblin me” a runescape ghost and a goblin with a party hat and glasses on, and a bottle of rum
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 18h
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 09/04/2025
president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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chelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
"i'm afraid to start HRT because it might be taken away" they've already taken it away from you by making you afraid they will make the appointment
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Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS GONNA STEAL MY POSE
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 17h
I'm just looking at top posts of folks as I scroll by em don't mind me
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 17h
This MF looks like 10-15 years older than me and he's 2 years younger lmfaoooooo
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