Sign in

dxmnkd316

@dxmnkd316.bsky.social
1.1K followers 603 following 18K posts

Gopher alum, college hockey die-hard, on-again-off-again amateur photographer, lover of (almost) all things MN. Chemical engineer. Please don't tell my wife about my affair with Excel. He/him

PostsRepliesMedia
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 7h
You can tell me if the fourth lace on the ball was one angstrom within the strike zone but we can’t rule this shit a home run? This sucks ass.
120
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 11h
Look, if you got these colors you’ve got two problems 1) that fine isn’t going to do shit for your competitiveness 2) you’ve got a bad conference
011
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 12h
421838
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 12h
Hockey sucks
000
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 15h
Jug
120
Reposted by dxmnkd316
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16h
"Aside from my marriage, my kids being born, THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! ROW THE BOAT SKI U MAH GO GOPHERS"
418822
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 16h
I’m about to say oofdah so mf loud
2602
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 16h
DID YOU KNOW: Minnesota football is undefeated since PJ Fleck anointed himself with the blood of one of his players 
843665
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 16h
God, imagine how bad the bathroom’s gonna be a Blarney’s in like three hours
2201
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16h
JUG JUG JUG MINNESOTA BEATS MICHIGAN AT HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1977
THE JUG
948157
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 16h
SKI-U-MAH
030
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not ideal
000
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cancelled. Games tomorrow at 407 EDT, Sunday 307
130
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have never seen a delay like this. It’s legit too warm for a hoodie in here. I don’t know if I see this game starting.
150
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy fuck. They’re brining the players out again to warm up. We still haven’t started in Houghton.
110
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So just a bit of straw polling in the UP. There was a big pickup with a camper on it that was sporting a big Abdul for Senate sign on the back driving through Houghton.
130
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1. Trapezoid sucks 2. Not sure I love the no timeouts for icing anymore 4. Good luck with the subjective "stick control of the puck" this is going to have at least one massive game-changing controversy 5. The last five minutes thing is stupid and overwrought
100
Reposted by dxmnkd316
rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you need to just pack the supreme court, man. they don't care about what arguments you make, the legal movement formed with an explicit objective of making Watergate legal isn't going to make Watergate illegal.
241626262
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The alarm clock of consequences is small, loud, and wakes up at 6 am on the dot
020
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Greetings from Hancock, MI
200
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
130
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Mike Zaccardi, CFA, CMT @mikezaccardi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
30yr yield is loose... 5.69% at the top of the hour... 5.65% currently $TLT
073
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Europe is not converting to EVs fast enough. How do we push them harder?”
000
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is pretty incredible. We’re approaching a self-inflicted COVID travel reduction.
010
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All it takes is one hero juror to say “it’s weird that the prosecution didn’t present any evidence”
050
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Minnesota DFL Party @dfl.org · 30/09/2026
Ben Golnik was hired by Big Pharma to stop insulin reform. Then Lisa Demuth made him a top advisor on her campaign.
043
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My 1yo just encountered a floor length mirror for the first time and neither of us can breathe right now Magic.
020
Reposted by dxmnkd316
The Guardian @theguardian.com · 30/09/2026
Trump administration withdraws US from Greco anti-corruption monitoring body
theguardian.com
Trump administration withdraws US from Greco anti-corruption monitoring body
‘The era of writing blank checks to international bureaucracies is over,’ state department spokesperson says
287443
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No. This shit sucks. Stop it.
200
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is anyone going to FOIA the america dot gov system prompt. The whole thing right now is kind of a transparency nightmare
3679
Reposted by dxmnkd316
L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only guys I’ve ever seen stand like this was the .225 hitters in that Ken Griffey Jr Super Nintendo game
46411
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m just now catching up on this and i’m absolutely howling. Holy shit. God. I’d walk into the woods and never come out again if I was Schmitt. This might be one of the most embarrassing exchanges I’ve seen.
210
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Clean Observer @hammbear2024.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good example of how products liability can put that out of business real fast.
1144
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good night, and go fuck youself
030
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LMFAO the official America.gov AI website uses a Chinese open source model
27668154
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How can a 43-year-old be the youngest?
161
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t really want to doom, but man, this kinda makes me want to get a HDD and back up everything then air gap it for a year or two. Probably smart for the photos and financial stuff anyways.
130
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I am the house.” @pkrugman.bsky.social substack.com/@paulkrugman...
37642154
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So gas is gonna get fucked by this
340
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The hook and ladder is the best play in football. It’s just so supremely satisfying to watch.
000
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I still only see an early F430 when I see toothless Herky
021
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Mike Zaccardi, CFA, CMT @mikezaccardi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The median S&P 500 stock is in a 17% drawdown off its 52wk high
1172
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Psychotic behavior. Median coach behavior. Sample populations matter.
010
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate this with every fiber of my being
3258
Reposted by dxmnkd316
Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4 games in and he still has more tds (14) than incompletions (12). 94-106 for 1211 yards and 14 tds 0 ints just nuts
2353
Reposted by dxmnkd316
CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
626636
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is exactly right. It’s a good tune but has the same staying power and a Post-it in a pool.
100
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So apparently there are two songs that make up the “longest time spent on top 100” Country and Mariah
100
dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The people claiming to have not heard this song are lying if they own a radio. I’m pretty sure I heard it on PopRocks and Lithium the other day.
300