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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 1h

How exciting that Venmo had the time to build whatever this stupid bullshit is but I still can’t nickname my accounts.

An array of dumb stickers that are mandatory for including in the “why” field for a Venmo transaction.

Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Truthfully, the Challenger Disaster. But in the spirit of the question, X-Files is the first thing I recall routinely keeping me awake after watching.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

NodeJS is cooking every one of these models, turns out.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Live shot of these AI musicians headed to their “stardom”

TNG Moriarty on his shuttle headed into the infinite simulation the crew set up to contain him.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard

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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

we are doomed to repeat the horrors of history for increasingly dumb reasons

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This seems like *the most obvious* solution for AI regulation — personal criminal legal liability for the person who invoked the agent, and fitness-for-purpose liability for the manufacturer if it’s found the thing was crafted in a way as to make it unsafe for a user to use as intended.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I eagerly await migrating my apps from Ruby on Rails 8 to Ruby on Tracks 1.0 #passtheforkplease

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ve never really understood what an Ed Sheeran is and at this point I’m definitely too embarrassed to ask.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ve semantically satiated on the word “AI” and I would like to go at least one week without hearing it (either to glaze or bitch about it). Thx.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is how every NextDoor thread bitchjng about bike lanes sounds to me.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I really empathize w/the massive disruption this is for folks with kids in the affected schools, but mostly it's sad that all the political energy people have poured into preventing growth, blocking housing and shouting "Boulder is full!" now necessitates a second outpouring of political energy.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tried to google "sportscenter thanks for clarifying that" looking for this old commercial: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-_e... …but got this embarassing, absolutely humiliating, result instead. 10% chance it will destroy the world indeed. Probably higher.

iOS screensho of a Google search for "sportscenter thanks for clarifying that" with top result:

✨AI Overview
You are very welcome! I'm glad I could help clear that up for you.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If you object to public-funded housing of homeless people, in the end the objection cannot be the cost, because we pay a premium to be cruel to homeless people. At the bottom of the objection will always sit dehumanizing cruelty and a desire for eradication.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

David Attenborough voice: Here we see the incredibly rare “NaN” Ratio in its native habitat.

23 replies, 9 quotes, ZERO likes on the quoted skeet.

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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Cars equal freedom, which is why a car-based society is also one where no child can ever explore their own neighborhood in the absence of a vigilant guard.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If the announcement is anything other than “Hailee Steinfeld is Hawkeye in a new installment” I may be officially done with Marvel anything forever.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Wasn’t this literally the whole DeCSS thing with DVDs? It’s a physical object you own (if it gets damaged) but its also only a license to the content (if you try and format-shift/back it up)

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Brad W @bradwrench.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This fentanyl ballot initiative is terrifying and a gift to the private prison industry. Vote no on everything coming from the Coors, Anshcutz and Walton families, aka Advance Colorado.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

#Boulder, CO, USA: "We can't prioritize bikes, THIS IS NOT AMSTERDAM!" Paris, France: "Hold my wine. And my cigarette."

Clip of a comment on NextDoor

"…and cause confusion over and over. And then revise again. Data? who needs data on what works here where we have ice in winter and 100° in summer. This IS NOT Amsterdam"

Clip of a comment on NextDoor

"…read too many car driver hating comments on here to count, what in gods name is that about? This isn't Amsterdam or New York, people have to drive to sustain themselves in this community. The bike faction…"

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Is there a meaningful distinction between "Solo #TTRPG" and "Game Book"? I keep seeing ads that say the former for things I would personally describe as the latter. 🤔 cc: 🎲✂️

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Watching Moana with the captions on this weekend, I was very disappointed to discover that Tamatoa calls himself a "decapod" in Shiny, rather than "decoupage" which is what I had always heard/assumed. 🦀 #misheardlyrics

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

One of these days I’ll stop making jokes for a Venn diagram overlap of vanishingly small audiences, but that is not yesterday.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

A lot of people misrepresent the views of bike advocates when it comes to *, so stands to reason.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Look, without spoiling anything in either work, I really hope that when Robert Jackson Bennett decides to end the Ana & Din arc of the Shadow of the Leviathan series, Din gets to go out in a Roger Akroyd-inspired blaze of glory.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Did gas prices spike again this week? All the car-brained bike haters on NextDoor seem extra bitchy right now.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I really liked the movie. I also really liked the critique. But there's a rare joy in the synergy: All of us are fortunate to be living through the absolute peak, global maximum, for all of human history, past or future, of "The Book Was Better" discourse.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Just me or is anyone else seeing gmail crash chrome tabs when trying to render emails from NextDoor? Not that I'm necessarily complaining, mind you, just a curious behavior.

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Daniel Solis @danielsolis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

There are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Tired: Data Centers Wired: Dank Centers

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carlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Boardgames! I've illustrated a few, but would like to do more (and ttrpgs too) ! SUBTLE HINTING ;-D Here's some of my work from Monster Pit and Monsdrawsity. Also available for games that don't have Monster in the name! carlydraws.com #art #boardgames #ttrpg

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I'm mate to the game on Widow's Bay… but wow this is excellent. Possibly spoilery observations on 🧵:

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

“Oops, we ‘accidentally’ flagged everything as AI and now people don’t know what to believe 🤷‍♂️😇🫣”

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

MAGA doesn’t and has never understood or recognized the things that actually make this country great.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

@amyhoy.bsky.social EveryTimeZone is one of your projects, right? (If not, I've been giving you credit in my mind for years… 🙃) Looks like it's broken or something 🤔

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