Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 5mSometimes it is actually easier to drive to Brooklyn. I'm sorry. 010
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 18mstatic.klipy.comShall We Play A Game?Alt: Shall We Play A Game? 010
Reposted by Wile E. PeyoteTimurid @timurid.bsky.social · 56m"Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade. It's kindly a wood handle, kind of like an axe handle. With a long blade on it shaped kinda like a bananer. Umm Hmm... Sharp on one edge, and dull on the other. Umm Hmm... It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and whatnot." 151
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 5hIf you're going to pose like this it has to be an Adidas straitjacket 070
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 6hHe wasn't even a spoiler in y2k because Gore won but was too much of a bitch to say "Hey I won actually" 150
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 6hRalph Nader is why there's seat belts in your car. Dude was a fucking maniac. 0100
Reposted by Wile E. PeyoteWile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 7hIn case you're a tiny baby who's too young to know, this Nader guy was a real fucking monster. Check this shit out 082
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 7hThe Democratic party will make the same 3 mistakes until the end of time (which is only a few years away at this point) 1161
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14hThis is a verse from the Prince song Sign O The Times 152
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14hOne thing I like about NJ is that when I ride my bike home at midnight there's like 4 places where you can get a pretty good slice on the way 050
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14hGoogling how to yell at a teenager who's CLEARLY in the wrong without upsetting them and letting them turn themselves into the victim WHICH THEY SURE AS FUCK ARE NOT 150
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14hSo many layers of men and boys hating women and girls happening here 1135
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14hMF playing pong off his Commodore 64 with a cassette drive (we had one of those bad boys in my childhood home) 040
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just saw a guy on an old school gas moped. Those things are still dorky. 060
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This was not long before I quit drinking. I was very drunk for this one. I still can't believe I walked away from that. The other guy must have been scared as fuck. I don't think he even called the cops. 1140
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm sorry but I am never going to stop contributing to this stereotype 380
Reposted by Wile E. PeyoteFoxtrot Delta Tango - 8647 @hugh2d2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my prediction: 1. Democrats win control of the House and Senate. 2. Investigations and prosecutions are dismissed in the name of bipartisanship and healing. 3. The real pain from the Big Billionaire Bill kicks in. 4. Voters blame Dems and Republicans win in the next cycle. 5. Rinse and repeat. 74211
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They make these with guns on them now too. The future fucking sucks man 050
Reposted by Wile E. Peyote[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Motherfucker yes we can ban fraternities just ask high schools in the 1950s 29217
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every man in Ireland looks like this every day 050
Reposted by Wile E. Peyotekottke.org @kottke.org · 29/09/2026Whoa, for the 50th anniversary of Songs in the Key of Life, Stevie Wonder has released four additional songs from that recording session. “We didn’t add these songs to the album, but they were part of what I was feeling and discovering as we made it.” [pitchfork.com]pitchfork.comStevie Wonder Unvaults Four Songs in the Key of Life Tracks“We didn’t add these songs to the album, but they were part of what I was feeling and discovering as we made it,” says Wonder 8480165
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They don't need her anymore. She came to destroy their newsroom and reputation and she nailed it. 0130
Reposted by Wile E. PeyoteWile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/20263 years off alcohol today Please clap 10382
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You think that body looks bad you should see his broken robot penis 180
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Guys apparently Donald Trump lied about something 3120
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I haven't read this yet but I bet it's something like "continue to know how to do things, to understand things and remember how to think" 240
Reposted by Wile E. PeyoteRyan Ottignon @ryaninevanston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The agent yells. "That's all you had to say. Why didn't you fucking say— Why didn't you say that to begin with?" "Why the fuck do I have to say that?" the man yells back. 5/ 1807
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Everyone is either stupid or lying or both 050
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've been eating like an asshole lately. I think it's salad for dinner today 030
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My dog doesn't poop when it rains so the next day she megapoops 280
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The real shock is going to be when you find one of these goons who DON'T have any connections to pedophiles 030
Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What exactly is so surprising about this? This is exactly what one would expect. 070