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Wile E. Peyote

@niceandinnocent.bsky.social
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 5m
Sometimes it is actually easier to drive to Brooklyn. I'm sorry.
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 18m
static.klipy.com
Shall We Play A Game?
Alt: Shall We Play A Game?
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 24m
Lol
Try this
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 56m
"Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade. It's kindly a wood handle, kind of like an axe handle. With a long blade on it shaped kinda like a bananer. Umm Hmm... Sharp on one edge, and dull on the other. Umm Hmm... It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and whatnot."
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 3h
Lunch jam
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 5h
If you're going to pose like this it has to be an Adidas straitjacket
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 5h
They all hate you and they only want your money
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 5h
Me when I talk about my life
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DesTROY McClure 🧟‍♂️ @trozen.bsky.social · 6h
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 6h
He wasn't even a spoiler in y2k because Gore won but was too much of a bitch to say "Hey I won actually"
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 6h
Ralph Nader is why there's seat belts in your car. Dude was a fucking maniac.
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 7h
In case you're a tiny baby who's too young to know, this Nader guy was a real fucking monster. Check this shit out
Nader campaigned against the pervasiveness of corporate power and spoke on the need for campaign finance reform. His campaign also addressed problems with the two party system, voter fraud, environmental justice, universal healthcare, affordable housing, free education including college, workers' rights and increasing the minimum wage to a living wage. He also focused on the three-strikes rule, exoneration for prisoners for drug related non-violent crimes, legalization of commercial hemp and marijuana (also known as cannabis),[14] and a shift in tax policies to place the burden more heavily on corporations than on the middle and lower classes. He opposed pollution credits and giveaways of publicly owned assets
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 8h
Dick Poleman
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 7h
The Democratic party will make the same 3 mistakes until the end of time (which is only a few years away at this point)
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 7h
Fuck you stop doing this
News sites citing Kalshi like it's a poll is just too dystopian for me
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14h
Some of you are still on Twitter too
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14h
Nobody writes good no more because of computer
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14h
This is a verse from the Prince song Sign O The Times
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14h
Guess what I just did
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14h
One thing I like about NJ is that when I ride my bike home at midnight there's like 4 places where you can get a pretty good slice on the way
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14h
Googling how to yell at a teenager who's CLEARLY in the wrong without upsetting them and letting them turn themselves into the victim WHICH THEY SURE AS FUCK ARE NOT
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14h
So many layers of men and boys hating women and girls happening here
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14h
MF playing pong off his Commodore 64 with a cassette drive (we had one of those bad boys in my childhood home)
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 18h
GODZILLA MINUS ZERO FUCK YEAH
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just saw a guy on an old school gas moped. Those things are still dorky.
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was not long before I quit drinking. I was very drunk for this one. I still can't believe I walked away from that. The other guy must have been scared as fuck. I don't think he even called the cops.
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm sorry but I am never going to stop contributing to this stereotype
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Foxtrot Delta Tango - 8647 @hugh2d2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my prediction: 1. Democrats win control of the House and Senate. 2. Investigations and prosecutions are dismissed in the name of bipartisanship and healing. 3. The real pain from the Big Billionaire Bill kicks in. 4. Voters blame Dems and Republicans win in the next cycle. 5. Rinse and repeat.
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They make these with guns on them now too. The future fucking sucks man
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Motherfucker yes we can ban fraternities just ask high schools in the 1950s
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every man in Ireland looks like this every day
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 29/09/2026
Whoa, for the 50th anniversary of Songs in the Key of Life, Stevie Wonder has released four additional songs from that recording session. “We didn’t add these songs to the album, but they were part of what I was feeling and discovering as we made it.” [pitchfork.com]
pitchfork.com
Stevie Wonder Unvaults Four Songs in the Key of Life Tracks
“We didn’t add these songs to the album, but they were part of what I was feeling and discovering as we made it,” says Wonder
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They don't need her anymore. She came to destroy their newsroom and reputation and she nailed it.
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👏Heads👏on👏pikes👏
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
3 years off alcohol today Please clap
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At least it's not horse meat Yet
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
3 years off alcohol today Please clap
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You think that body looks bad you should see his broken robot penis
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is Boomer
Boomer
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys apparently Donald Trump lied about something
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I haven't read this yet but I bet it's something like "continue to know how to do things, to understand things and remember how to think"
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
W called him "Turd Blossom"
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Ryan Ottignon @ryaninevanston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The agent yells. "That's all you had to say. Why didn't you fucking say— Why didn't you say that to begin with?" "Why the fuck do I have to say that?" the man yells back. 5/
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feminize a band: Squirt Jam
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone is either stupid or lying or both
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stfu
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been eating like an asshole lately. I think it's salad for dinner today
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My dog doesn't poop when it rains so the next day she megapoops
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The real shock is going to be when you find one of these goons who DON'T have any connections to pedophiles
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What exactly is so surprising about this? This is exactly what one would expect.
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