The world is ready for a pope who vibe codes. Gimme a pope whose sermons contain a suspicious number of em dashes. Have our pope tell us how many “r”s are in “strawberry”
Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
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You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
