Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 21hThey say follow your dream. A few days ago, I dreamt about eating an enormous ice cream for lunch, so that's exactly what I'm going to do. 070
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Take my advice, I never use it" is exactly the sort of straightforward but clever line I like, the rest of it feels a bit... low-effort? open.spotify.com/track/4q2q6K...open.spotify.comHELEN KELLERPlacebo · HELEN KELLER · Song · 2026 100
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Couldn't make it to #Rustival, looks like I missed a good one from all the photos on here. Hopefully for the next one, I'll be there in my own car, whatever unreliable contraption I end up buying 050
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A SsangYong Rexton in an expensive part of London #WeirdCarBS 051
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh! A little surprised this eventually went anywhere. I suspect they'll get the biggest fine in sporting history to pretend the authorities are being firm on this, City will pay it from their pot of Monopoly money and nothing else will happen. 120
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Out Of Control #8 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 7/15 games.footballcliches.com Two where I changed my mind and my first idea was right, dammitgames.footballcliches.com 000
Reposted by BrandonAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026oh also YouTube should have shut down Danny Tommo's channel ages ago, the fact that he can just livestream crimes and rake in cash is insane 524848
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Used to love this anthology when I was around 10 or 11 (yeah, that's probably too young for Flowers for Algernon), didn't remember the cover art looking like THIS A lot going on here 010
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There was a mock election in the lead-up to a real General Election, with the winner getting the chance to debate in assembly with our actual MP. All was going well, until the real MP started bellowing (and I mean bellowing, giving it the full Brian Blessed) about wind turbines 070
Reposted by BrandonTomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You can tell Real Madrid are the richest club in the world if they can afford this amount of colour printer ink www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukJose Mourinho prints out Atletico Madrid 'red card' incidents after Real Madrid lose derbyReal Madrid manager Jose Mourinho prints out screenshots displaying two incidents he believes should have resulted in Atletico Madrid dismissals. 0246
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Particularly infuriating to hear the commentators have no idea how to pronounce Engels when that's Dutch for... English 120
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Tomorrow is a huge day for South London sport, the World Tram Driver Championships (with a team from the Croydon trams) followed by Millwall v West Ham 010
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Can anyone think of any more? Inspired by Paranoid Android being an answer on House of Games, but the contestant giving a clue that was more like ET open.spotify.com/playlist/5ge...open.spotify.comNamed After Sci-fi CharactersPlaylist · Brandon Martin-Moore · 4 items 200
Reposted by BrandonBrandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's just hit me who Roberto de Zerbi reminds me of. The venn diagram of "people who recognise both of these" and "my followers" is probably a circle 001
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's just hit me who Roberto de Zerbi reminds me of. The venn diagram of "people who recognise both of these" and "my followers" is probably a circle 001
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just had a 3 way tie for 2nd in a 4-person quiz, and ties are only broken for first place. The winner was only one point ahead, so tense! 030
Reposted by BrandonJack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026oh no, please, I love getting criticism! It's like walter off a duck's back yes, that's right, walter. he's the heavyset man in my local park who spends his weekend jumping on ducks what's that? oh no, my, no, the ducks are killed instantly 05512
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Have just said the sentence "Someone got mauled to death by lions in Skegness once", and it gets even stranger with the context. One of the all-time great Wikipedia pages en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_...en.wikipedia.orgHarold Davidson - Wikipedia 074
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026How do you manage to have such a spectacular crash on a residential street? That's like tripping over a pebble and doing a triple somersault www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...mirror.co.ukPremier League star flips car onto roof in terrifying crash as statement madeHull City star Sorba Thomas, who only just joined the Premier League club, has remarkably escaped "completely unscathed" after flipping his car onto its roof in a crash 020
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026W̶H̶S̶m̶i̶t̶h̶ TGJones is closing. I knew they were struggling, but I didn't know it was going so badly to need to do *this* 221
Reposted by BrandonCharles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now 5145111506
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026www.nytimes.com/interactive/... This is pretty much spot-on, impressive! 260
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My favourite Teletubby was Tinky-Winky, that should have been a sign of something. I love the "*sigh*, do we really have to dignify this with a statement?" tone of the official response 070
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Finally seen one of those AI generated images of food in person. What sort of person looks at a picture of food that looks like it has all worms through it, and thinks "yep, that's what I want to represent my business"? 092
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"Can you make it as close as possible to Miami Vice without copyright infringement?" Hang on, is it because the new GTA is set in Vice City? 141
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Jack and I did one of those Mystery Guides treasure hunts yesterday, would highly recommend it! Thought it might take forever when we nearly got stuck on Clue 1, but got it in the end. Ours was around Lincoln, but they make them for pretty much all the major UK cities www.mysteryguides.co.ukmysteryguides.co.ukTreasure Hunt Adventure books | Mystery Guides | City ToursEmbark on an exciting treasure hunt adventure with your Mystery Guide™! Unlock clues, uncover hidden objects, and solve the crime. An unforgettable twist awaits at the end of this amazing group activi... 131
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I love this bit of the season, where the table looks more like a Football Manager save. Hull in 2nd! 120
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Bought a pack of World Football Stars cards from 2005, with Zidane, Ronaldinho etc. alongside... 020
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I suppose if you ruin the toilet on a plane, you know you're unlikely to see it, or any of the people who used it, ever again 010
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Buncefield oil depot fire was on my 3rd birthday, I have such clear memories of all the news coverage 000
Reposted by BrandonBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157502525
Reposted by BrandonNat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat. 291289308
Reposted by BrandonTollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026My girlfriend insists that I cease making puns about classic Motown hits, or she's going to leave me. I agreed to stop, in the name of love. 🐢💨 7447
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This going round at the same time as the "where would you live?" map is confusing me 210
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 21/08/20264 years since I saw these two signs opposite each other. Of course, that food we all famously associate with Garfield, doner kebab. Wonder if the flower stall considered changing its name a couple of years before. 020
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026That ship has long since sailed. Jack had his autism assessment today, but I had mine long ago, we don't need any online test, thank you very much 050
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026You and I have a very different idea of unmissable, Sky Sports 230
Reposted by BrandonOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Things I saw on my holidays 1949864
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I've just remembered another of his I love "You have iPads in the afterlife?" "iPads? We have Steve Jobs!" 100
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I Googled a brand of shoes someone mentioned on here the other day. Since then, it's all I've been getting ads for on all other sites. Fine, they're something I'd actually want, except for one pretty big detail: they're way outside of my budget, and probably will be forever 130
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Halo, specifically Halo 4. I didn't get far, because my first impression of it was "wait, it's just shooting aliens. It looks like the generic game you'd see 3 seconds of in a film, what's supposed to be so special about this?" 110
Reposted by BrandonCeleste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability. 653559954
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The 2015 eclipse was during a PE lesson. I had no idea it was coming, it was like divine intervention, sparing skinny lil me from the indignity of having to play rugby 270
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This from a local Facebook group, worrying number of people have either missed the joke completely or taken it seriously 041
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I really don't have the skill, strength or stamina, but I think most people should play a team sport 040
Reposted by BrandonIceland Cricket @icelandcricket.bsky.social · 10/08/2026We have been waiting 593 years for a total eclipse in Reykjavík and it is due to rain on Wednesday. What this means is that eclipses are probably not worth waiting for. We can all think of a few cricketing analogies to that. 212734
Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Don't think I've seen one of these before, other than in a car show. Good to see something so rare and probably unreliable is still being used! #WeirdCarBS 070