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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 2h
if you want it for some reason, have at it mega.nz/folder/t09WU...
Tom Cruise shirtless on a bed staring at a fly crushed against the film
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 9h
your unemployed friend on a tuesday afternoon. anyway, seated for Primetime
interior of an AMC theater
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 11h
take the rear tint off and drive your dog around like he's the pope
facebook marketplace listing for 1991 Suzuki Alto Hustle, a kei car with a very tall rear cargo compartment
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Lexí ☆ Star @lexi2lexi.bsky.social · 12h
Now able to make slipcovers
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wow cool robot meme where the guy thinks it's about memento mori but it's actually about death is funny and he likes rube goldbergs
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Was looking for souvenirs in Isle of Palms, SC and apparently stumbled upon the Google Maps equivalent of a cryptid? The dreaded red headed cashier (and her parrot Bubba) have been tormenting customers at My Favorite Things for over a decade.
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am so mad right now that’s a fucking CT scanner
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
label indicating the quoted user joined Nov '24
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me drinking a Liquid Marijuana and deciding one of my characters should speak solely in rhyme
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maryland Mentioned meme in the style of Brazil Mentioned featuring the Inner Harbor, the Orioles, Old Bay seasoning, Natty Bo, etc. 

Ganked from my pal SuperBulletWill
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
me just having fun posting
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
only ever saw the first one of these so why not gear up for spooktober binging all of them from the start. surely I will not regret. nrw…
FINAL DESTINATION
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no gods, no masters, only alts @dither-fish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2.7LBS ON TENKARA I’m done
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
meteor??
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
unintentionally funny choice of movies tonight given the day's discourse and personal circumstances. maybe not Park Chan-wook's strongest movie, but still exceedingly good
titlecard: No Other Choice
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
help us eliminate medical debt in Atlanta! donations are used to buy and forgive outstanding debt for about a penny on the dollar, and with that leverage even small contributions can provide massive relief for real people
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YEESSSSSSS
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
don't listen to this terrible advice, you gotta show them you're ready to Work
man in suit wearing a bandolier of white monsters
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚩 Marked Safe From
1990 VW Corrado G60 facebook marketplace listing
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
animated neon sign of the guy crawling into nutty putty cave and getting stuck
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Opinion: Eye Roll, Jerk-Off Motion
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Weed man here
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bastage42 @bastage42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IR landscape photography on new town every hour, a rare treat
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Austin L. Ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎥 super excited about this one 🍿 the next new donor to DM me gets a killer gift bag from @videodrome.bsky.social stickers, a shirt, a $15 gift certificate, a tote, hell yeah
the only video store that matters tbhiconic stuff for an iconic business imhoabsolutely thrilled that they so generously offered up all this
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Top Gun Maverick scene. Iceman looks at Maverick. Iceman types. 

APRIL — 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

Maverick looks at Iceman, tears welling in his eyes
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Austin L. Ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good evening, boozehounds the kind and generous humans of Tip Top Proper Cocktails have offered up a pair of Build Your Own Bar Box 18-packs (a $100+ value each!) for the fundraiser the next two (2) people who donate and DM me get one boy howdy, y'all are a bunch of lucky so-and-so's
what a gift to get to build your own bar of tiny-canned cocktails imhoget a load of these delicious negronis, y'allcheck out all these delicious optionsmore tasty, tiny cocktail cans, believe it or not
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
liked the original youtube video, still need to read the book but there's also a movie? okay. nw… A Strange House (2024)
Japanese house with text translating to a Strange House
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
help us eliminate medical debt in Atlanta! donations are used to buy and forgive outstanding debt for about a penny on the dollar, and with that leverage even small contributions can provide massive relief for real people
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
PinGame Journal 100th Issue Volume 2 VHS RF Capture : 2906s
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy visibilty day, bisexuals
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Well There's Your Problem Podcast @wtyppod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new EPISODE about GUN go BOOM but in the WRONG WAY (gay?)
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
thing I was stressing about: *goes really well* my body: here's a preview of what dying feels like
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218vt @218vt.powerupwithpri.de · 08/09/2026
@xenofauna.bsky.social and I know what's up
A Discord conversation screenshot that reads as first comment: "Showa Mechagodzilla with big naturals"

Reply comment: "It makes sense"
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
also big fan of "creepy brain (tasty)"
cauliflower mushroom, eerily brain shaped
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
is that good
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Austin L. Ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Y'all ready to do some good this week? How I'd Fix Atlanta has once again partnered with Undue Medical Debt to help out a bunch of our neighbors. As always, we need your help. Please give what you can and tell everyone you know. unduemedicaldebt.org/campaign/whe...
unduemedicaldebt.org
When Good Georgians Get Together, Great Things Happen
How I’d Fix Atlanta was a free monthly essay series for four years. It’s been a couple of print zines and a performance on a stage a few times. Quite often, it’s stickers. HIFA is large, it contains multitudes. Every September, we do a big fundraiser to abolish medical debt. From 2023-2025, we raised more than […]
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
recently watched Sai (2025) and it's had me thinking again about the last scene of Cure (1997), what a perfect way to end that movie. Sai is a mechanically different story, I can't draw useful 1:1 comparisons, but the texture is very similar in a great way anyway, watch Sai if you enjoy a slow burn
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Wes Black @wesblk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t remind people enough that Sai is now on Netflix
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hey quick question can anyone let me hold $1500 for a minute, this is urgent
small blue and white motorboat called the Good Grief 8 for sale for $1,500small blue and white motorboat, it has a cramped 3-seat benchsmall blue and white motorboat. the bow has a big graphic of Snoopy and text "CURSE YOU, BIG DONZI!"small blue and white motorboat on a comically small trailer
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guy poking thing with a stick saying "C'mon, do something..."

thing is a batch of ginger beer and a batch of fermented hot sauce
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's crazy how the human eye can sense that you've just touched something very spicy and immediately start feeling itchy. nature is beautiful
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
not as bad as La Sombrita, but I do find it funny MoCo DOT couldn't be bothered to take photos of their new shelters during a time of day when they actually provide shade
NextDoor post from Montgomery County Government (MC Department of Transportation Ride On Customer Service)

✨Upgrade Alert✨

Our new ‘axel’ style shelters bring solar lighting, shade & seating for riders in places where traditional shelters aren’t possible. Seven axel shelters have already been installed around the County, with more planned installations coming soon. 

Find them at:
🚏Eastbound Northampton Drive at Colony Road (Stop ID #24602)
🚏Montgomery Village Avenue (Stop ID #18310)
🚏Westbound Contour Road at Tunstall Drive (Stop ID #21458)
🚏Shakespeare Boulevard at Frederick Road (Stop ID #28834)
🚏WB Wilson Lane & Whittier Boulevard (Stop ID #27338)
🚏EB Bonifant Road & Layhill Road (Stop ID #20330)
🚏SB Great Seneca Highway & Dawson Farm Road (Stop ID #28078)
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ITS WINDOWS OPEN SEASON BAYYBEE
weather forecast for the week, no day above 72F
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
several people standing around clapping at Shinji Ikari saying "congratulations"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
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