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By far my favorite of Kane's Backrooms shorts was "Presentation", where we wanted to make this eldritch Jungian dimension into storage, industrial space, and apartment complexes. Nothing better than Lovecraft meeting zoning regulations/HOAs.

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Backrooms - Presentation

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God explaining the system: ...AND THERE'S DEFENSE TRAITS, LIKE PSEUDO EYES OR-- This Jellyfish: I put all my points in that! God: OK BUT YOU COULD GET SPIKES OR This Jellyfish: All the Fake Eye!!

When Biff Tannin tries to stop Marty but ends up preventing a phone call, the world loses Rock and Roll and now Bill S Preston, esq, and Ted Theodore Logan must work with Doc Brown and Marty to get back the future and the past in Bill & Ted & Marty & Docs Gnarly Crossover Adventures

So what's trending? Bsky servers: *Zalgo noises* So nothings changed. Good good.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Keith David ripping a chainsaw to life: WELCOME TO PARADISE, MOTHERFUCKAAAAA!!

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I get that spending a week in a country is basically Disneyland and I know everybody has thier own problems but man we are being LIED TO in this country that we can't have nice things. We deserve nice rail and nature and art and Healthcare and fun coffee shops and light shows.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Showing up to the job interview with five pounds of ice, a full mini-bar, three kool-aids, and Mixmaster to make a little thing I like to call a Mint Julimargacuritini (recipe below banned in 15 states)

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Somehow. For reasons I cannot really explain, I am in Singapore.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

40k should make a game about the priests having to perform services and baptisms and cybernetic upgrades and bris's while thier giant walking cathedral is marching across a battlefield shaking the entire church

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nothing shows the kabuki of air travel security more than "you are not allowed guns, weapons, things that could be weapons, or a double espresso of liquid on your flight."

Watching Project Zomboid players and this isn't a power fantasy about being a sole survivor in an apocalypse this is just a fantasy about owning a house and two cars.

So Cameron's OP is absurd but we could change the direction of job hunting. Instead of workers having to throw millions of resumes out, we could make a System where workers put out their resumes, and companies have to do the job of trying to find the right people. It doesn't have to suck.

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What is the point of this?! It's a movie! It's literally nothing BUT images you could copy and paste for the image! At no point does Johnathan Pryce get warp nacelles!! He is not a Bay Transformer!! Who is this for?!? Why is reality so stupid?!?

A weird terrible AI trash image of Brazil where Johnathan Pryce (whose head has been put on a Bay Transformer Guyver body) has two TNG enterprise nacelles causing a hull breach in his forehead

I cannot tell you how much I hate the future.

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...wait. what happens if Bizarro gets pink kryptonite? Does he get straighter??

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Drilling into Yggsidril for that sweet sweet World Syrup.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Again bsky all I want other than edit functions for typos is "you blocked them" or "they blocked you". That should be a simple switch to implement.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I saw a Joker purple cybertruck and a magenta Lexus today and I lnow I've said we should bring color back but not like this folks not like this

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My God is an awesome God and all powerful and cannot be defeated, but also if He's a Lion with a Girl voice 2000 years of history will be destroyed!!

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

CD cenobite implies that in the bowels of Leviathan's Labrynth are cassette Cenobite, 8 track Cenobite, phonograph Cenobite, and Wax Cylinder Cenobite. Possibly Winamp Cenobite.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's fun to watch people enjoy thier work. Here's to you, Jeopardy category planners.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Every morning: Well, reality probably can't get weirder. Reality: Nick Cage is putting on a fat suit and playing John Madden in a biopic. ...what?

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MADDEN Official Teaser Trailer (2026) Nicolas Cage, Christian Bale

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Reading Trending: What the hell Streep cast as Asian that's racist as--oh. ohhhh Aslan. I gotta get my glasses fixed.

So in the 'Prince of Darkness' inevitable reboot, do you keep the "Jesus was a Space Alien" or not?

As they bring Starcraft back, I wish they would actually have done something with the idea that mankind decided to make all their buildings rockets. You don't just do that. It's a cool idea but they never developed it.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It is 2085. The US Senate is composed of the 100 richest and most powerful mummies. the president is required to inhale the poisonous vapors coming from the cracks in the Lincoln Memorial and communicate with them through the Secretary of Necromancy and inform them of current events.

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Guy standing up meme: "Bagel technology has advanced and now there should be more on the Everything. Jalapeño should be on the everything."

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

turning on the latest Batman for noise, and I really want a miniseries about Year 1 Gordon trying to convince all the other cops to let Batman get involved. "No, look, I know, he dresses like Count Dracula and he's incredibly violent, but I think this guy might help with the case..."

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

new Batman villain Crime Lobster: He's a guy who runs around in a flamboyant lobster costume. While you're waiting to figure what his gimmick is going to be he just shoots you with a sawed off shotgun.

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One of the smartest people I ever knew was able to, at the drop of any hat, decode the etymology of why a word meant what it meant and look folks if you really want to look smart learn the etymology of words

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Two doors are blocked by guardians. One only speaks the truth, the other only screams at the top of it's lungs. We're pretty sure there was a shipping error. The guard that speaks only truths lets you know he's giving his two weeks and is worried about finding a new job but can't keep doing this

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I know this is ableist and not the right answer but I think we need to make it so senators need to be able to enter chambers of thier own volition and like, speaking a password into a microphone and maybe do a light math problem. This is absurd we have senator "beep chair from old Trek".

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Vote Weiser 2026! Because Marx can't even fucking cheat right!

...like, Good Lord. Let the man stop working.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

At this point I have to assume all tools are active spies. TV? Watch? Phone? Toy? Each one is being reviewed and listened into for at best a desire to make more money off me. I'm getting close to just wanting to have books and a phonograph player.

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I'll believe it when I see it but if all three leave they could make a new United Kingdom in the ultimate "No Homers Club" move to England.

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Half my life has been a 9/11 memorial and all they've done with it is spy on me, stolen money, and killed people for thier skin color.

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For sale Baby Michael legs, $50. Never Worn.

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December 2026: FOX News leads shocking investigation to find all 2 trillion AI debt owned by a surprised grandmother in West Virginia.

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If i threw this shit in a Changeling game in college my players would have bolted and complained that I was laying it on a bit thick

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

From the We've been dealing with this shit forever dept: From the wiki entry for "Fork": For many years forks were seen as unmanly Italian Affectations. St Damien called them 'excessive delicacy'

Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Me cooking: well, I better ukulele the fuck outta this cucumber CALL ME FOOD NETWORK