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parent to a transgender young'un. active at reddit r/cisparenttranskid. throwback memes. pretty woke. I block bots, brigaders, and bullies (including crybullies) with zero hesitation or notice

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 6h
one of the most important things you should learn from arguing online and other places is that the way to be open-minded is not to be more accepting of the outgroup -- rather you should be more willing to consider that the ingroup are clowns
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 1h
I've been saying for months now: I want video of IRS tactical entry teams kicking in the doors of multi-million dollar penthouses and throwing around guys in suits the way ICE loves to terrorize innocent brown people
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demi 🪄 @deminlawrence.bsky.social · 3h
“ugh but i don’t feel like Kotek did that much during her term :/“ THE TIME FOR THAT HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!
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Alex Zielinski @alexzee.bsky.social · 3h
"OPB’s poll suggested the governor has only a slightly better image than Trump among Oregon voters: a 38% favorability rating to the president’s 37%."
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Cloud's Strife @jmgreene28.bsky.social · 4h
Hunter Biden's pardon received significantly more journalist opprobrium than, say, the East Wing's destruction.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 3h
One of the most underappreciated unforeseen consequences of the smartphone/streaming/social media era is the elimination of boredom as a key driver of creativity. Without boredom, there just isn't enough impetus for most people do go out and learn and do things.
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Totoro @nigelsq.bsky.social · 5h
Let me draw you a line from Facebook, illegal enrichment and the collapse of journalism. The cost of data centers is my wheelhouse, and I also worked in ad tech, the industry that used to pay for online journalism. I know the week that online journalism started to collapse
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 5h
the sad part is that survivors fought like hell to even get expulsion for rapists on the table. when I was an activist > 10 years ago, administrators were *shocked* that we wanted expulsion as a disciplinary option.
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 3h
this picture is from 10 years ago in October. as students we took it upon ourselves to organize bystander intervention and consent workshops because our institutions let survivors down. it popped into my head this week considering how in some ways students today have worse material conditions
Lex in 2016 in college, holding a white board reading “it’s on us to end sexual violence because as a 2x survivor I am seeking justice by creating an accountable, healing and radically loving community”
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 4h
I don't find the Schmitt Senate fiasco remotely funny. It's just McCarthyism but more incompetent. It's appalling, & a constitutional order that can't end this level of unserious lying & extremist nonsense isn't worth saving. We need massive institutional reform to make sure it never happens again.
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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 4h
“infinite personalized music” sounds like the ironic punishment a music critic would receive at the end of a twilight zone episode
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 11h
Imagine looking at the media landscape—music, books, movies—and concluding that it would be better if it were all simply infinite reflections of yourself, if you never had to be exposed to another personality, another experience, another life. Just you, you, you. Sounds fucking horrifying.
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Nathalie Maréchal, PhD @nathaliemarechal.net · 4h
My god, yes. My former team at @rankingdigitalrights.org and I have done a lot of work on this topic over the years. @janrydzak.bsky.social especially has forgotten more about this than most people will ever know.
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 4h
Do you find ever yourself driving by a gas station, looking at the price and thinking "I wish there was some way that I could come here to fill up more often?" If so, you'll love Trump's roll back of national fuel economy standards. apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump administration lowers fuel economy standards, critics say at a significant environmental cost
The Trump administration released new fuel economy standards on Monday, relaxing regulatory requirements for automakers to control pollution from gasoline-powered cars and light trucks.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 4h
Counterpoint: It would be great if people read some of the things that have been written about AI surveillance of workers! press.princeton.edu/books/hardco... www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/hilke... www.cambridge.org/core/books/q... www.ucpress.edu/books/uberla... jacobin.com/2026/09/amaz...
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Data Driven
A behind-the-scenes look at how digital surveillance is affecting the trucking way of life
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 5h
* FRANCE'S MACRON: IF THE BRITISH PM WANTS BRITAIN TO RETURN TO THE EU THAT WOULD BE EXCELLENT NEWS AND A GOOD DECISION @reuters.com
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 5h
The current huge story about the gang rape at Cornell University, a crime originally brushed off and covered up by the administration, is SOLELY the product of the student paper, the Cornell Daily Sun, which doggedly pursued the story. Not the NYT or CNN. An independent student paper. #Cornell
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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR | Cornell Won’t Listen, We Will
The Sun's Editor-in-Chief Sophia Dasser '28 calls on the Cornell community to share its reactions to the Chi Phi lawsuit and the University's response, on the record, for a permanent public archive.
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Annie Waldman @anniewaldman.bsky.social · 6h
NEW: As Trump’s White House and influencers keep touting the unproven benefits of raw milk, hundreds across the country are falling ill from outbreaks. Some people get severe indigestion. And some nearly die. Here's the story of one toddler who drank it. 🧵👇 www.propublica.org/article/cali...
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A Girl Nearly Died After Drinking Raw Milk. The State Did Little to Punish the Unlicensed Farmer Who Sold It.
California is teeming with black-market dairies, propped up by consumer demand fueled by misinformation. With evidence against one raw goat milk farm, regulators could have sought punitive action. But...
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Olivia Guest · Ολίβια Γκεστ @olivia.science · 29/09/2026
Still very relevant broadly on AI, theory, data are the 3 traps here by @kjhealy.co (2017). Fuck nuance. kieranhealy.org/files/papers... > Nuance is not a virtue of good sociological theory. Although often demanded [&] attractive, nuance inhibits the abstraction on which good theory depends.
Symposium: “What is Good Theorizing?”
Fuck Nuance
Kieran Healy1
Abstract
Nuance is not a virtue of good sociological theory. Although often demanded and
superficially attractive, nuance inhibits the abstraction on which good theory depends. I
describe three “nuance traps” common in sociology and show why they should be avoided
on grounds of principle, aesthetics, and strategy. The argument is made without prejudice
to the substantive heterogeneity of the discipline.
Keywords
theory, nuance, models, fuck
Nuance is not a virtue of good sociological theory. Sociologists typically use nuance as a
term of praise. Almost without exception, when nuance is mentioned it is because someone
is asking for more of it. I argue that, for the problems facing sociology at present, demanding
more nuance typically obstructs the development of theory that is intellectually interesting,
empirically generative, or practically successfulHowever, I do claim that the more we tend to value nuance as such—that is, as a virtue to
be cultivated, or as the first thing to look for when assessing arguments—the more we will
tend to slide toward one or more of three nuance traps. First is the ever more detailed, merely
empirical description of the world. This is the nuance of the fine-grain. It is a rejection of
theory masquerading as increased accuracy. Second is the ever more extensive expansion of
some theoretical system in a way that effectively closes it off from rebuttal or disconfirma-
tion by anything in the world. This is the nuance of the conceptual framework. It
Figure 1. Nuance in three sociology journals.
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is an evasion of the demand that a theory be refutable. And third is the insinuation that a
sensitivity to nuance is a manifestation of one’s distinctive (often metaphorically expressed
and at times seemingly ineffable) ability to grasp and express the richness, texture, and flow
of social reality itself. This is the nuance of the connoisseur. It is mostly a species of self-
congratulatory symbolic violence.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 21h
Solar power also continues to skyrocket in Texas, with generation up 47% compared to last year Over the last twelve months, solar has made up 12.6% of Texas' electricity, a record high!
a graph of Texas monthly solar generation
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Mike Zaccardi, CFA, CMT @mikezaccardi.bsky.social · 5h
Real disposable personal income was flat in August
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Colin Stark @cstark.bsky.social · 13h
Earthquake felt in Taipei just now. Decent size, around 30s duration, shaking intensity fairly low.
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 19h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 14h
It would be a real shame if people here let the folks at Patreon know that Michael Tracey led the charge to help doxx Jane Doe from Cornell. A damn shame. Please don't.
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Willy Wonka: Stop. Don't. Come Back.
Alt: Willy Wonka: Stop. Don't. Come Back.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15h
Yet another reason to run on oversight and accountability. Those are promises they can actually keep.
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the moon report 🌕 @seachanger.bsky.social · 17h
i'm voting loud and proud for tina kotek and i am talking about it we are past the time for a better candidate to enter that race. we have got to focus and cut Drazan's momentum. anytime that name comes up it should come up with trump and his gas prices, shock troops, and wars. that's who she is
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the moon report 🌕 @seachanger.bsky.social · 17h
i want to confess that while living in alaska, i severely underestimated the threat posed by a maga governor candidate, and did not fight hard enough to prevent a mike dunleavy win. he then went and destroyed a lot of the state and made material reality very hard for the most vulnerable people
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 19h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a bestselling author who is insane [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf! [SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir
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Jay Rosen @jayrosen.bsky.social · 19h
Can't think of any reporter who speaks for me more than this guy— a Canadian. "Hundreds of hours immersed in Trump’s rhetoric has given me some insights and personal opinions about the nature of his lying, how it is received by the public and how it is covered..." www.cnn.com/2026/09/27/p...
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I started fact-checking Trump 10 years ago. Here are 15 things I’ve learned | CNN Politics
Ten years ago this month, in my old job as Washington correspondent for the Toronto Star, I started what I believed would be a quick little side project: fact-checking underdog presidential candidate ...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 19h
The federal government has ABANDONED those of us dealing with Roko's Basilisks in our storm drains!!
Are mail carriers trained to deal with Roko's basilisks? They should
be TBH

No. USPS does not train mail carriers on "Roko's basilisks." That is not a federal program or
official hazard.

If you have a real mail or carrier issue, use USPS Help 7 or the Postal Inspection Service7.If
someone is in danger, call 911.

I can help with other U.S. government services if you ask a genuine question.

I'm in danger. From being aware that the federal government has
no plans to combat Roko's basiliks in my storm drains.

Awareness of a thought experiment is not a federal emergency, and there is still no U.S.
government plan about Roko's basilisks in storm drains.

.If you are in immediate physical danger, call 911.
. If you are in emotional crisis, contact the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline (call or text 988).

I only help with official government services. If you have a genuine federal question (mail,
benefits, passports, taxes, veterans care), ask that.

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 21h
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
There's a criminal in the White House and only a Democratic majority will hold him accountable.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 19h
This one’s definitely not gonna work and for a million different reasons
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Charles Logan @charleswlogan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sure seems like “AI” is a political project being pursued by some less than awesome people and now is a very good time for building coalitions of students, teachers, and caregivers to resist and refuse these people’s attempts to further undermine public education.
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bus enjoyer @intersections.bsky.social · 19h
Pink Martini and In a Landscape really cooked here with this unimaginably cute who NOT to vote for list. #pdx
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SometimesPDX @sometimespdx.bsky.social · 19h
Well, I found a video of Ron DeSantis speaking at the Oregon Reagan Dinner last weekend, a fundraiser for Christine Drazan and the MAGA GOP. DeSantis' speech was ultra-MAGA, just as you'd expect from the racists, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, segregationist governor from Florida.
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 19h
Yup, MAHA/MAGA is doing all it can to torpedo cervical cancer prevention: -It blocked the US Preventive Services Taskforce from issuing a recommendation on screening -RFK Jr peddles the horrific, deadly lie that HPV vaccine increases risk of cervical cancer (he made $$$$ suing the vaccine maker)
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 21h
Happy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions.
A drawing of mine of a goose looking concerned, with a tag around its neck that reads "This month's rent, with thanks".

#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #Michaelmas
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 21h
Pass a law clarifying that the supreme court’s appellate jurisdiction does not begin until a final ruling has been made by district and appeals courts.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 22h
strongly agreed. fines and criminal penalties should not merely communicate a finger wag but actually change the strategic situation of a would-be white collar criminal
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Chalk Girl @chalkgirl.bsky.social · 23h
This November, rank Mitch Green #1 for City Council in Portland District 4 #pdx
A chalk drawing that reads RANK MITCH GREEN #1 — PROTECT IMMIGRANTS, AFFORDABLE HOUSING, RENTER PROTECTIONS A chalk drawing that reads RANK MITCH GREEN #1 — PROTECT IMMIGRANTS, AFFORDABLE HOUSING, RENTER PROTECTIONS
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 23h
I just had a second to tune into the MAHA shitshow. They have a bunch of techbros talking about longevity and how AI and tech will allow people to live longer. Of course they utterly ignore access to healthcare, income, and all other social determinants of health that actually dictate lifespan.
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Third fucking Way has come around on this. Pretty embarrassing for the Dems who've been allowing Republicans to dictate the terms of the discussion around trans rights.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 23h
BREAKING: Eleventh Circuit denies Trump and lawyers’ request to stay the sanctions order in Trump v. IRS pending Trump and lawyers’ appeal of the sanctions order. Notably, the panel is unanimous and included a Trump appointee (Newsom). Background: www.lawdork.com/p/trump-irs-...
Before JORDAN, ROSENBAUM, and NEWSOM, Circuit Judges.
BY THE COURT:
The appellants, some of whom were the plaintiffs below, move for an order staying aspects of the district court's post-judg-ment sanctions order pending appeal. After review of the record and the parties' briefing, we deny the motion.!
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assigned cromulent at birth @cleanwindows.bsky.social · 23h
Joe Camel, but for the corporate panopticon
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"High-decoupling" is only possible when you've lived a life where you don't have to worry about how intersections work but do have to worry about whether or not your bitch mom will leave your dad just because he took one little call from his mistress at the dinner table.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Definitely click through on this story for the quotes from the Third Way spokesperson, who AGREED Democratic candidates should NOT adopt Republican language on trans issues. I was floored - even tried to get Billie to put it in the headline. This is not just analysis, these quotes are news.
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Lizzie May Agitate 🐀 @lizziemayagitate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And this paragraph is just RFK admitting that him and his eugenicist cohort & technocrat allies are furious that healthcare workers have been trying to protect everyone from them, so they’re trying to extract the data from healthcare systems and rebuild it in unsecured private structures.
cannot get access to that data today. I cannot get access to it," Kennedy said of the VSD data after 2002, which is safeguarded by healthcare organizations for health privacy reasons. "A qualified researcher with a legitimate hypothesis should not need permission from a gatekeeper to test it," Kennedy said, calling the VSD an "unworkable system". The Trump administration's goal now is to make health data "research ready, and then give access to hundreds of external researchers to actually come in and look at it", Kennedy said.
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