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High Priestess, Low Patience

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Antifascist middle-aged mall goth, making the most of her plantwitch era. Book rep: Stacia Decker at DCL; film rep: Tara Timinsky, Grandview LA. Contact - Cherie.priest@gmail.com

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Leanna Renee Hieber @leannareneehieber.bsky.social · 23m
It's the 1 YEAR HAUNTIVERSARY of AMERICA'S MOST GOTHIC! Happy birthday, dear book! Open your Halloween hearts & let us in! A deeply heartfelt book uncovering real history, wild spectral accounts & how it all intersects with Gothic literature! A Bram Stoker Award Nominee! Please share! #BookSky
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 1h
The Morning Monty basks.
Fluffy gray tabby on an oval cat perch beside a sunny window; he’s looking up and back, so mostly you see the underside of his chin and his marvelous whisker array - all bathed in light.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 2h
goooood morning it is cool and bright and we made our rounds, visiting yoga ladies, catching a thumbs-up from the grannies, and caught up with neighbor buddy “Bodie” for the first time in awhile so yes, of course: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a cheesy smile, standing on a sidewalk in the sun.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 13h
anyway good night
Fluffy gray tabby asleep under the legs of a man stretched out on a couch, reading on a tablet.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 22h
tfw a windy day and a good hair day coincide
Selfie of a white woman with goldish reddish hair that has a broad silver streak sprouting from her hairline. The wind is being my friend today, so far as selfies go.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
someone asked if Monty killed that rug himself, and I think this video pretty much secures a guilty verdict in crocodile court
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
The Morning Monty is not impressed with the weather’s gray bluster.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging on a blanket that’s folded on the back of a couch; behind him is a honey-colored velvet drape that matches his big gold eyes. He is a judgey little man, but we love him anyway.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and windy as heck, but we made our rounds and shared our snacks, said hello to some neighbors, and generally had a pleasant perambulatory experience, so yes you know it: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a smile, standing on a walkway beside some fallen leaves.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TЯ☭mp: “They [Canada] are gonna come in and they’re gonna say, ‘Sir, we are sorry.” Canadians: 🖕🏽😏😂😂😂🖕🏽
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
this is tonic masculinity + semiotically clever as hell 👍
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
avast, ye haters
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes that are almost crossed - due to her focus on a long, golden French fry. The other day when we did this, the Fun Police showed up and chewed us out for sharing our fries; they are sad people, and we should pity their dogs.Same dog, mouth wide, fry on the verge of catastrophe.In goes the fry, and the dog’s snoot raises in triumph.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
The Morning Monty stakes his claim.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging squarely in a sunbeam atop a pink crocodile throw rug (I found it on end of season clearance at maybe Homegoods? Marshall’s? I don’t remember); ignore the towel on the floor - Lucy is an old lady now, and sometimes needs a potty break sooner than we realize. She’s a good girl tho, and always uses her pee pads/towels. It’s not a big deal, tbh.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and sunny and we made our Monday rounds, visiting the yoga ladies, the bus stop waiters, and the preschool kids alike, so yes, as always: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a big smile, sitting on a white sidewalk beside some evergreen shrubs.Same dog, same scenario, except now her gaping maw snatches a bite of poptart out of the air, like a BOSS.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 27/09/2026
Yeah, my crow army has evolved as several generations have fledged in my backyard; they’re very comfortable with me. These are city birds. I figure a few hippie fruit loops from Trader Joe’s won’t hurt them (or Lucy, when I run out of poptart crusts).
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 27/09/2026
The Morning Monty takes his sunny windows while he can get them.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging on the back of a couch with the blinds brought down a bit - so he can toast himself, but I’m not blinded as I try to watch tv.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 27/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and partly sunny/cloudy out there, so we made our rounds, visited some crows and some neighbors, and shared our snacks - so yes of course: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a smile, beside a patch of California poppies that are still blooming for some reason.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 26/09/2026
The Morning Monty picks a spot to toast himself.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging in a sunbeam atop a pink crocodile throw rug. His eyes are huge and gold, and his ear tufts are on point.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 26/09/2026
goooood morning it is brisk and bright and we made our usual rounds, visiting friends and sharing snacks with crows; we ran out toward the end, but they followed us home and I hooked them up, so yes, Everybody (including Lucy!) Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes; she is smiling on some grass that’s scattered with fall leaves.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
rainy day boredom: cat edition
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
the angels will WEEP when they see what he’s done to you
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
upshot to running errands in the rain:
A small black and tan dachshund wearing a yellow duckie raincoat. It’s just unreasonably cute, that’s all.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
The Morning Monty doesn’t need a sunbeam to look like a supermodel.
Fluffy gray tabby sitting upright on the back of the couch beside a window. He is unreasonably handsome.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and overcast and damp, but we caught a break in the rain and made our rounds, greeting crows and collecting butt-scratches from kids, so yes, you know it: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a smile.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
insist upon keeping my emotional support bees
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
always a Hollywood bridesmaid, never a production bride
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Bridesmaids: Help Me, I'm Poor Meme
Alt: Bridesmaids: Help Me, I'm Poor Meme
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 24/09/2026
I don't know what a "baking soda boner" is (AND I AM NOT ASKING; IF THIS IS A REAL THING, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T TELL ME) but advertisements for this penis service? option? treatment? condition? is suddenly all over my spam box, and I don't like it no sir, I don't like it at all
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 24/09/2026
hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 24/09/2026
If the Morning Monty can’t have a sunbeam, at least he can have auntie @kambriel.com’s quilt - which we don’t let him drag outside into the catios, so. A rather nice silver lining, tbh.
Fluffy gray tabby perched atop a quilt with lots of purple and black and patterns. He looks up at the camera with big eyes that say, “you’re not here to move me, are you?”
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 24/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and cloudy and that’s perfect weather for this little lady, so we made our rounds, shared snacks with crows, and collected cuddles from a neighbor or two - so yes, of course: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes, a big smile, and both ears a’popping.Same dog, mouth open wide, snoot to the sky, as she snatches a bite of poptart out of the sky.
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Jonel @jonelstr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
UPDATE #2: The larger family (left pic) has a complication. Momma is very shy & scared and everyone inquiring so far already have dogs or never cared for shy mom before. SAS want to set her up for success so still looking for safe home for them. (Three pups on the right have potential foster. )
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 22/09/2026
ICYMI: Coming this April from Hachette's new novella imprint, Union Station - SHOUTING DISTANCE, which you can read more about and maaaybe click through for a preorder (if you are so inclined) 👇👇👇 www.cheriepriest.com/blog/coming-...
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Shouting Distance: Coming This April — The Haunt*
As some of you no doubt saw on the ol’ socials: I’ve got something new coming out in April, from Hachette’s new novella imprint Union Station! Shouting Distance is… well, let’s call it a weird sout...
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 23/09/2026
The Morning Monty is a long, soft boy.
Fluffy gray tabby asleep atop a dark burgundy blanket thats folded on the back of a couch. He is snoozing comfortably, stretched out to his full length - with his lone rear leg reaching behind him.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 23/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and overcast and kind of damp, so we made our rounds and greeted school kids and yoga ladies, and I traded a crow half a poptart for the screaming bunny it was trying to steal - and even nobody got to eat the bunny: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a smile, sitting on a damp sidewalk.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 23/09/2026
noooooo
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 23/09/2026
When I mention "Claude" you can assume I'm talking about this invisible man in particular not the llm
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Laughing Dr Jack Griffin
Alt: Claude Rains as The Invisible Man - appearing as a headless torso in a double breasted suit with waving hands, because he’s wearing gloves. (“Who’s Claude Rains?”) (that joke was for like, five people.)
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 23/09/2026
Beloved hive mind: Say hypothetically I wanted to find out if I was related (in any way) to a specific, real person born in the 1830s in England. Are there any solid options re: how to do this… apart from paying AncestryDNA a bunch of money + doing my own tedious legwork?
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 22/09/2026
these glorious green metallic bees visiting my yellow tickweed
Ridiculously vibrant pic of a metallic green bee (both name and description, actually) perched in the center of a bright yellow blossom. I adjusted the contrast a touch for glare, but otherwise: unfiltered.Same bee, different angle - now you see their little head poking out from the top and side, with little black antennae waving.The bottom half of these bees is yellow and black striped, which is sometimes hard to see (they’re very fast, and if you see anything at all, you usually see the green). Same one, chilling on a yellow coreopsis blossom in the sun.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 22/09/2026
ICYMI: Coming this April from Hachette's new novella imprint, Union Station - SHOUTING DISTANCE, which you can read more about and maaaybe click through for a preorder (if you are so inclined) 👇👇👇 www.cheriepriest.com/blog/coming-...
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Shouting Distance: Coming This April — The Haunt*
As some of you no doubt saw on the ol’ socials: I’ve got something new coming out in April, from Hachette’s new novella imprint Union Station! Shouting Distance is… well, let’s call it a weird sout...
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 22/09/2026
Seattle area people! Anybody got room to foster a mom and some wee little puppies?
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 22/09/2026
The Morning Monty has caught a very flattering sunbeam.
Handsome gray tabby in loaf form, on the back of a couch beside a window. The sun catches his whiskers as they explode from his little spotted snoot, a perfect arc of delicate white hairs - so unreasonably long that they touch the couch he rests upon.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 22/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and overcast and we had a relatively uneventful loop around the neighborhood - but we shared snacks with our crow friends and said hello to some little kids waving from a car, so yes it’s true: Lucy Loved That Walk
Fluffy black and tan husky mix with her eyes scrunched shut as she smiles at the end of a red leash.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 21/09/2026
The Morning Monty relaxes.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging atop a gray cat perch beside a sunny window - where the light is somewhat muted by the blinds (otherwise it’ll get stupid-hot in here). He is sitting up and leaning back, front legs forward, with a mangled toy mouse between his paws.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 21/09/2026
Bonus bonus (via my stepmom in Texas): Percy, looking terribly handsome in the morning light.
Shaggy blonde dog with marvelous pointed ears and a generally muppet-esque appearance - including a shiny black nose and dark eyes. She The morning light makes his coat glow.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 21/09/2026
In case you missed it! New fiction coming in April from yours truly; follow the thread for details. 😎👍 👇👇👇
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 21/09/2026
goooood morning it is bright and cool and this little lady was raring to go - so we made our rounds, visited some neighbors, some kids waiting for a school bus, and of course our buddies the crows, so you know it: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes, sitting and smiling on some grass beside a walkway - all of it scattered with fall leaves.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 21/09/2026
anyway good night
Fluffy gray tabby sprawled and tangled across a velvety burgundy blanket. He’s out cold and snoring.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 20/09/2026
The crows chased away this visitor before I could get a good look, but maybe one of you folks recognize the underside of this fleeing bird of prey. (Seattle, not far from a Cooper’s hawk preserve - but this looks too big to me; maybe it’s a young eagle or the like.)
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 20/09/2026
As a helpful reader pointed out, this is actually available for preorder. With a cover! Which is news to me, but hey. Here you go: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/cheri...
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Shouting Distance
Early-onset Alzheimer’s erodes Tess Maltwood’s identity, revealing hints of someone else altogether: a detective who vanished on the day she was born. No...
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 20/09/2026
Thanks Keith! I um... completely forgot to post about this, but yeah. Here comes some weirdness! I need to do a blog post or something, lol/oops/in my defense I've been out of town and I'm still playing catch-up.
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