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Trowzer Snek Plissken

@trowzersnek.bsky.social
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Life is Ugly. I have no future. I can't articulate exactly what it is I do, but I assure you it's all very fashionable. Cars. Motorcycles. Clothing. Art. BLM • Trans Rights Are Human Rights • ACAB He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 Gay/Demi

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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 4h
I wish had taken a screenshot, but the dude blocked me after accusing me of being a fake closet fur. Guys, babes, my dudes, my brothers in fucking Christ, I'm a furry. It's not a secret. My alt account is just for partitioning my interests. I literally joke about it being a "Secret Furry Account"
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feeling happy is such a brief and infrequent experience anymore.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cleaning my dart blaster arsenal. Thinking about getting back into foam flinging... or at least plinking because the local Nerf group stopped having games. I just need something to do while my life goes nowhere.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This might be the realest thing I've ever seen.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I found my old digital point and shoot that I haven't used since 2007. It was filled with cringe from my 20's
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New neighbor took it upon herself to walk all the way up my dead end street to accuse me of locking my dogs out of the house all day in a tiny enclosure. Ma'am, my dogs are free to come and go as they please, and their "tiny enclosure" is ~1/4 acre. They LIKE being outside... they're dogs.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seriously. There are plenty of people on here that post all sorts of horny shit that I personally don't care for, and sometimes it kinda grosses me out (I'm demi/ace) but you know what? It's REALLY easy to just ignore it. Also, we have content filters for a reason 🤷‍♂️
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Dead Formats Society @deadformatsociety.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watched "Blood: The Last Vampire" with some friends at my studio. Amazed by how many of them had never seen it. Projectors are so legit.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just remember what the dude running interference for accused rapists and trying to expose their victim looks like:
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cybercab. A car so sad and ugly, even Tesla knows you don't want to drive it.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I'm just trying to reveal the first and last name of a victim online, knowing full well that all of the basement-dwelling incel chuds who listen to me will actively harass and threaten her into silence, thus protecting a gang ivy league rapists." You're a fucking braindead waste of carbon atoms.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got bullied off FA for calling a female artist "Dude" 🤷‍♂️
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another day of living with financial and emotional strain of merely existing.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My absolute favorite VW kit car is for sale, 30 minutes away, for a frighteningly low price. ... ... and I have nowhere to put it.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting a bigger car to make it easier to haul around two large dogs and an old man, and occasionally tow a small trailer. Torn between the first-gen Honda CR-V and the first-gen Pilot.
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Slow Bike Fast @slowbikefast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone in the Bay Area wanna trade their old Honda CT90/110 for my 1989 Honda SA50? His name is Budders, has 742 miles on the clock, and starts on the first kick.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Wheels is on Steam... Nothing is getting done today.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People deserve better than this. Cartoon Network and [adult swim] should fucking ashamed of themselves.
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Dead Formats Society @deadformatsociety.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have an itch to watch Cowboy Bebop. Time to bid on a DVD box set.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My boomer dad watched the Tommy Tuberville thing and looked directly at me and said "I would have more confidence in you flying an airplane in a dog costume after freebasing meth than Tubervill tying the velcro on his shoes."
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Things I think are hot: Gray sweatpants dick prints Dongs poking out of boxer shorts Back sack catching on a waistband Up-towel view at a sauna Nude camping in Oregon
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Dead Formats Society @deadformatsociety.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want to watch Tank Girl, but I don't own Tank Girl on any format. I'm positively ashamed of myself.
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Slow Bike Fast @slowbikefast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dude on Reddit said that Percy is AI. We're so cooked.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They made the choice too easy.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the feckless white liberal that MLK was talking about. Demanding that others sacrifice the marginalized and vulnerable to preserve their own comfort.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trying to explain to my dad why I'm miserable and hate my life is so fucking pointless. He's a retired boomer who owns his house, his monthly ssi is more than I make in 3 months, and I have to spend so much time taking care of him that I can't even have a full-time job.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why the fuck are they using a picture of the Casino Arcade at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk? That shit is 100% not a casino, and there's no gambling there.
psychologytoday.com
Gambling Disorder Shown to Put People at Risk for Suicide
A major study found suicide is the leading cause of death among people with gambling disorder, highlighting the roles of debt, shame, and stigma.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Donked my bald head into a beam in my loft... I'm just gonna go back to bed. Fuck everything.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm a basic bitch and I want an NA Miata.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Put all the apps back on my phone because my life is going nowhere, and my time is worthless.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chucking all of my Japanese textbooks. I'll never get to go to Japan, so what's the fucking point of learning the language? By the time I'm able to leave the country, I'll be too old to go anywhere... I don't have my own life anymore.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Going home early because I'm tired of existing and I don't care about getting paid... considering not showing up tomorrow.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Giving up on my life goals has left me with a lot of free time.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't know how to feel about my life right now. Everything I planned is never going to happen now, and I dont know how to start over.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remembering when Reilly James was a mischievous little shit.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At least my dad has a good sense of humor.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My dad went to Colorado to hang out with his brother and got covid. He's apparently fine, but he's at the hospital and won't answer my text or return my phone calls, and it's causing me a great deal of stress. It's pissing me off that he doesn't seem to care that I'm worried about his wellbeing.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you have a problem with trans folks, you can fuck all the way off to the inside of an active volcano. The world will be better off without you in it.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Okay, sssoooooooo... yeah. I didnt really appreciate exactly how much 430 pieces of Lego track actually was.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Somehow worse than Ugly Sonic.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
After purchasing TONS of Lego train tacks, O decided to make another bad financial decision.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Because I can't get one registered in CA... also, when I tried to buy one, they were only ~$6k. Now they're upwards of $15k
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I need to pick up the Boondocks box set.
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Dead Formats Society @deadformatsociety.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Monday is usually movie night, but I decided I was gonna lay in bed and binge watch this under-appreciated classic.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've had a productive evening. Got into my console scrap bin and repaired ×2 NES, ×2 Genesis ,×2 DMG Gameboys, a Gameboy Micro, a Gameboy Color, a Sega Game Gear, and an N64. I love turning garbage into money. Gotta retrobright a few things, but it all works perfectly.
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Dead Formats Society @deadformatsociety.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OMFG! I just won an auction for this incredibly rare DVD, and it was crazy cheap. This anthology anime OAV contains a segment that I saw as a child and then I spent like 20 years convinced I had imagined it.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Guys... not using my smartphone all week has been fucking amazing.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got this thing to make extracting pics from my Gameboy Cameras easier, and it just doesn't work. I don't appear to have any problems copying photos to it, and it makes the WiFi hotspot like it's supposed to, but when I go to the url, all I get is "filenotfound" This fucking sucks.
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