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Dennisn't

@stradicat.bsky.social
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Ilustrado y pésimo. Puteo mucho. 1,618:1.–

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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 15h
Los alemanes Zorsch & Kurt le hicieron una canción a la silla sobre la que tiramos la ropa, "todos tienen una" 😆 "Kleiderstuhl (alle haben ein)" youtu.be/A4xTcVnxaFQ
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Kleiderstuhl (Alle haben ein)
YouTube video by Zorsch und Kurt - Topic
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I programmed the computer to say it’s going to fuck my wife. Some dunce journalist: The computer is dangerously close to fucking your wife.
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El Honesto Chuck @honestochuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Memes que me manda mi hija que estudia derecho.
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
InfoWars will never lie to you.
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Andrés Diplotti @diplotti.com · 29/09/2026
—Niños, hay tres maneras de hacer las cosas: la correcta, la incorrecta y usar IA. —¿Esa no es la incorrecta? —Sí, pero es más rápida.
Homero Simpson les habla a sus hijos
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Andrés Trasado @andrestrasado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lo de pagar para ir a ver Endgame porque le han puesto una escena que necesitas para entender la siguiente película es lo de suscribirte a Netflix para ver el trailer de GTA VI
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta.
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Andrés Diplotti @diplotti.com · 28/09/2026
Por esto yo digo que es más racional usar el tarot que la IA. Los dos exigen creencia previa y mucha voluntad para interpretarlos «correctamente», pero el tarot es muchísimo más eficiente en términos de recursos.
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Se me ocurrió un diseño para una joya con 2 componentes mecánicos, así que acá figuro diseñando una leva conectada a un péndulo, que mueven una pieza conectada a una hoja de resorte.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truth 👇
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mis diálogos más tranquis la veces que uso Gemini
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Italo Neira @turbogigi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y bueno… acá en Chile son ilegales, pero auspician equipos de fútbol y tienen publicidad en televisión.
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El Honesto Chuck @honestochuck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Traigo la que, sin dudas, es la tasa definitiva.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/09/2026
*hushed white person voice* he's so innovative
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Zequio @zequio.com · 25/09/2026
El Problema del Alquiler
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, it's called "rest of the world".–
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Nico @n1k0l45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ya, pero que lo arresten po. O al menos uno que se suba a la tarima a sacarle la chucha. Manifestarse nunca ha sido suficiente.
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mañana y pasado mañana hay test-ride de KTM y Voge 🏍️ 1 like y me inscribo para probarlas
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
El misterio es...
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Cabezahumana @cabezahumana.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Un señor le dice a su compañero nuevo de trabajo, llevo más de 10 años recorriendo a pie 7 kilómetros en camino de tierra para venir al trabajo, y el joven le dice, Y nunca has faltado? No siempre de tierra
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fintualist hoy. "La economía is going great".–
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When people tell you who they are believe them
2018 Crowder: Don't call us Fascists!
2026 Crowder: We're fascists
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
En Chile, si te enseñaran las habilidades de Operario de Bodega desde el día 1 de fecundación en el útero NO CUMPLIRÍAS con el mínimo de 1 año de experiencia como Operario de Bodega, cargo para el que es requisito excluyente 1 año de experiencia como Operario de Bodega...
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quién lo diría, una vez más *otro* @casoaislado.bsky.social que no hace más que enlodar a esta noble institución 😇
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/09/2026
crazy moments in tgirl baseball history: the debut of the chicago beaches mascot slabitha doing her iconic pete buttigieg high hopes dance
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⛧Nixarim @nixarim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Recuerdo cuando fuimos a ver Toy Story 5. Dos señoras con sus buenas matas de pelo en el chocho con la pantalla iluminada over 9000 y chateando durante toda la película, o directamente haciéndose selfies. Y la de Barbie tuvimos que verla una segunda vez en cine porque la primera vez fue devastadora
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
how do you ask for blender help? nobody replies to the subreddit or the discord and your posts get lost on twitter, and I don't know if there's anyone here to answer. tldr, I need help with cryptomattes, they just don't work like every tutorial is showing they do. help #blender #b3d
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There needs to be at least 4 pizzerias with the same name but owned by different people, locked in an intense feud for half a century, and all the owners are siblings or divorced spouses
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Your city is not a pizza city unless at least one restaurant has a complex generations-long family drama behind which locations are the good ones and which other seemingly distinct restaurant is actually the same one but owned by the children of divorced wife etc
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone edited GTA IV's cutscenes as a sitcom 🤯 youtu.be/4oQsktO4iRg
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GTA IV but it's a sitcom (4K)
YouTube video by Willzyyy
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SEPTIEMBRE! MES DEL ALUMINIO!
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LaSegundo @lasegunda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@honestochuck.bsky.social ahora entiendes por qué hago mal las cosas? No quiero más trabajo Quiero más dinero
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"la IA va a REVOLUCIONAR la forma en la que usamos todo" La IA:
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
to keep functioning, a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"i thought u said u were going to slow ai development" "why would i deceive u" "..." "..."
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Orellanaman @orellanaman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Y no decretaron duelo nacional por Patricio Guzmán. Total, solo fue el documentalista chileno más importante del siglo XX.
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lo hicieron mierda al demogorgon
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Idea (Nassir):
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Cris Vega @crisvegav.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Al distinguido cuerpo de realizadores audiovisuales: basta de poner a un físico escribiendo E=mc^2. Porfavorcito. Ese sería mi reclamo de hoy. Ah, y F=m·a tampoco. Eso. Continuemos el día con einsteniana energía.
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Dennisn't @stradicat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hoy entregué mi útimo freelo en desarrollo de software, desinstalé IntelliJ IDEA y Android Studio, archivé en un TAR todos mis repos, proyectos y documentación, y me retiro oficialmente de IT. No sé para dónde va esto ni cómo va a terminar, pero mi salud mental ya está mejorando.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2020 v 2026
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Álvaro Figueroa Cristiá @afcristia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
👇
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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