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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Starting my new job on Monday in the crab bucket. The recruiter says that for every crab I keep from reaching the top, they’ll reward me with a spot farther up the bucket

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Avengers Doomsday will be the first movie to intentionally ape those shitty AI videos: 6 second videos of that bloated cast looking at the camera and saying one line each. No real plot just vibes.

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Sealing up the rescue bots like I invited them over to try a delicious cask of amontillado

Two transformers rescue bots inside of a house made of children’s magnetic tiles building pieces

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

If you take a book to the shitter instead of a smart phone you’ll read more books

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

MTF Dilbert was not on my bingo card!!

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디카이 Dikai @dikaiper.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

붉은 말의 해 다들 2026년 행복하게 삽쉬다

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I’ve read 87 books this year. Normally I read maybe 2-5 books a year. It’s been a confluence of two events: 1, me reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and diving into the litrpg genre. 2, me sleep training my toddler. Which meant sitting in a dimly lit room for 45 minutes a night in silence for months

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

whereidlive.com I’ve lived in the Midwest. That chapters over and I’m not willing to return. But the west coast? I’m not leaving

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

I understand our caveman ancestors so much

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I’m at the airport CrossFit I’m at the mommy milky I’m at the combination airport CrossFit mommy milky

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

“My foot fell asleep and I’m trying to avoid needles”

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

In the San Diego Claremont neighborhood there’s one of these but it’s full of Bill O’Reilly books.

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

It’s so cute they sit with their buddies like Kpop Stan’s at a concert

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

challenge a zoomer to a duel but ensure it’s not on hallowed ground. When they inevitably fall to your blade skill, you’ll gain their energy and cumulative knowledge of fighting

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

No big deal just like… 90,000,000 people

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Awful take. Millennials are addicted to escape rooms. They’ve spent 30 years preparing for that golden monkey idol. They’re ready.

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I’m still on that Eric Adams scavenger hunt. They told us to keep looking for the leprechaun

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I would take the trip but refuse the cash. A whole new world? A whole new market of b2b sales to conquer. Never get off that grind, folks

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Do teens these days still jump up and smack door frames

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Big moment for me: I finally ordered a replacement toner cartridge for my brother printer.

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I wrote about the Labubu Dubai chocolate Love Island matcha latte of it all. There really has been a material change in how trends are produced and which ones are capable of catching on with huge audiences. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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The Social Media Trend Machine Is Spitting Out Weirder and Weirder Results

Trends always have an element of randomness, but our algorithmic feeds have made them unintelligible.

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

The albums library is great and gives me a lot of hope for belmont. The wide open spaces and big activity rooms seem great for board games, studying, whatever. We stopped by on a whim and managed to stumble into rainbow family story time, so this weekend is off to a great start

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I think the NYC mayoral race has reached a point where we can just call him “Cummo”

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Just finished my first week spray painting random shit I found at hobby lobby to decorate the White House with. It was tough work but it came out looking really nice!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2025

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Eternal Wrestle

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Eternal Wrestle

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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2025

water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I get that Maddie fans are probably big book readers, but the average person ain’t reading all of that

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

2020: animal crossing 2021: valheim 2022: xenoblade chronicles 3 2023: baldurs gate 3 2024: balatro

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Do you think Dukakis had shooters like Hillary has? Like it’s 1997 and you had dweebs in Walmarts finger wagging about the state of things

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

That just leaves… white? His slogan is “let’s let the whites try!” Lol

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Every year, gleeful idiots from NYC gather round to watch this guy just eat a bunch of hot dogs. It’s not a competition it’s a ritual like an annual pagan sacrifice to ward off pestilence or Floridian tourists

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Glen Powells entire career has been rehashing gen x movies, so he’d be perfect for this!

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Suburban paved sidewalks are woke

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Moccamaster this hat looks like ass it looks like a pga tour 2007 hat

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Need the menswear guy giving a savage takedown of gexs tuxedo fit

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

It’s amazing what you can do with AI these days

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Kaido Genkai: An Anime Racing RPG @kaidogenkai.com · 02/06/2025

Trailer drop! 🔥🚙Kaido Genkai is an Open-World Anime Racing RPG set in the 90's. If you'd like to support the project, please share and consider wishlisting on Steam to help us with visibility! Thank you so much for your interest, it means a lot. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy07...

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Kadio Genkai - An Anime Racing RPG

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

This really happened when I was 12. I don’t honestly recall the circumstances that put me where I was, but I was on the second set of stairs going up at my elementary school. I saw this kid, around 10 run down the stairs past me. He tripped and fell down the stairs got up and kept running

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I just checked and whoa No stairs at the Israeli embassy

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I have been camping on sandiego.bsky for years now. Once it gets blue checked I’ll sell it to anyone from Arizona for cheap

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

It’s really hard to listen to gen x say anything profound on bsky knowing the leaded gas levels by decades

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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Woman: Is this hell?
Man: In what sense?
Woman: The present moment is both eternal and painful
Man: In Hell, there is relief in utter helplessness. Here, our actions have consequences for both ourselves and others
Woman: Truly, it is worse

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

It feels like a b plot from Silicon Valley or a 30 Rock bit. Jenna Maroney goes to space sings show tunes but the feed “accidentally” cuts out right as she begins to save Liz the embarrassment

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I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Hey I just heard of this news media outlet and it turns out everyone knows you there??

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