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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT

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Interested in a lot of things. 🇵🇹 S.L. Benfica/Scuderia Ferrari (since Schumi days ❤️). Can be very political. Been in the internet for long enough, moulded by it shaped by it. Can troll back. He/Him Ferrari SF-26 nº 1 soldier Posts will be in PT and ENG

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 14h
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 19h
Cannot get over the beauty of this GIF: it’s Zidane celebrating last night after Olise scored a last minute winner for France. It looks like something from a movie or a high-end fashion advert. Probably the most elegant footballer of all time.
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 16h
I see Alonso enjoyed being strapped in that green vibrator #kinky
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 18h
It's Joever the kiss of death has been dealt 😭 /j
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pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂 @supbruss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the fact christian horner's book is not called "I am married to a beautiful Spice Girl and for some reason I still decided to be a sex pest" is a big L for me
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bahrain at Malaysia Grand Prix race week!!!!
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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 27/09/2026
getting a university degree in design for a career??? 👎❌🙅‍♀️🚫 getting a degree and using it to make memes: ☺️ ✅ ✨🙂‍↕️ 🌸 🙌
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Endy, #1 Disinformation Agent (apparently) @endybutworse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
here u go
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just a few notes, regarding Fred/Ferrari/Media Ferrari is the only team where the fans demand immediate results, where others can make mistakes and it's considered growth and work in progress, when it's us it's immediately considered failure and civil war.
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Endy, #1 Disinformation Agent (apparently) @endybutworse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YIKES. Front brakes only. These regulations need so much rework 🙃algorithm only recognizing the front brakes is very alarming
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tracksandcourts.bsky.social @tracksandcourts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The 9 wins bum? Please.
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Formula 1 @f1tv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
D O U B L E ✌️ P O I N T S P8 Esteban P9 Ollie #F1 #AzerbaijanGP
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Endy, #1 Disinformation Agent (apparently) @endybutworse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Engine is ass on straights, especially if out of deployment energy, these regulations suck. Charles still had a great weekend ngl, even in the race he was absolutely driving like a beast. It sucks that another track became so tow and PU reliant because of these regulations. but also+
WE FINISHED INFRONT OF A MERCEDES WE TAKE THOSE
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Formula Data Analysis @fdataanalysis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
-PIA was only marginally quicker than LEC before the lockup, and struggled afterwards -BEA was the best midfielder pace-wise, yet LIN finished in front of both Haas -William's pace was terrible: SAI was helped by the SC, then he 'survived' long enough to score points!
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Formula Data Analysis @fdataanalysis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RACE PACE (Impacted by traffic ⚠️) -RUS had the best pace on track, but VER spent the whole race behind PIA and RUS! Mercedes likely had the upper hand, yet RBR performed brilliantly here -Ferrari was way back: LEC 0.66 s/lap slower than RUS despite also running in free air for most of the race
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Dom 🇨🇿 @domwings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lando being asked about the Colapinto dive and replying with "there are some drivers that shouldn't be in Formula 1" is absolutely crazy, Argentinians are not gonna like that one bit
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jo @pikaclerc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CHARLES LECLERC FINISHED IN FRONT OF AN ILLEGAL ENGINE!!!!!
A man having an over the top celebration for fourth place while first and second place look weirdly at him. He bites the medal, kisses a woman, shows the middle fingers and sprays champagne. It's a drawing and he's wearing blue, while first wears pink and second wears yellow.
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jo @pikaclerc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The current wdc deciding that all his interviews post race are gonna be about how Colapinto needs to be banned and how he doesn't belong in F1 is extremely shitty. It was a lockup that Franco is already gonna suffer enough consequences for and he already apologized. Norris is no saint and he's
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These F1 regulations suck ass, Charles performs miracles, mercedes are cheaters and need to be banned, 2nd most powerful engine my ass, FIA are ass, McLaren are the clown show, this whole thing stinks.
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
autoracer.it/horner-inter... good read. Ferrari management needs to be more assertive against bad actors and actually defend Fred.
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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 25/09/2026
not the creator of stop inventing coming up with terms like “global lift” in front of the stewards
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tracksandcourts.bsky.social @tracksandcourts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To beg for a piece of shit like Horner, who ruined a fantastic team by the sheer obsession with power, to become TP while you cannot face the reality of time...is a whole other level of stupidity. Leclerc ain't going away and speed won't improve overnight, even if Vasseur leaves. Zero perspective.
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Endy, #1 Disinformation Agent (apparently) @endybutworse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
things carlos can't see: - the color blue (whether car or flag) - yellow flags - podium trophies cus hes ass. he aint touching no podium again
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IShowSpeed's Calm Reaction
Alt: IShowSpeed's Calm laughing Reaction
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAH cant see blu flags, cant see yellow flags, cant see rear mirrors. What a moron. "Global lift" is funny. Very funny. What a clown. Thanks for the laught Atlassian Williams F1 Team POWERED BY THINKING ™ PARTNER CLAUDE 🙏😂
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How about actually be fast??? He gave you a tow too, TWICE and you still finished p6, there is a point where it gets absurd this whining. This further contributes to cultlh being even more toxic, and advocating for Fred to be fired and be replaced by Horner, disgusting.
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Chris Medland @chrismedlandf1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two grid penalties post-qualifying: Sainz - 5 places - Failure to slow for yellow flags Perez - 3 places - Impeding (Piastri) Drops Sainz from P9 to P14, and Perez from P20 to... I think P20 due to Aston Martin PU penalties #F1 #AzerbaijanGP
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Formula Data Analysis @fdataanalysis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MINISECTOR ANALYSIS Mercedes does seem to have excellent aerodynamic efficiency, in addition to very high power: PIA (same power unit) had a better exit out of T16, yet RUS easily reached and surpassed his speed, gaining throughout the straight
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Formula Data Analysis @fdataanalysis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
RUS was fastest in every sector, had by far the best top speed (331 km/h, vs just 322 km/h for "best ICE" RBR and 321 km/h for RBs, same as Aston), and had no shortage of energy: he crossed the line 16 km/h faster than he was at the start of the lap
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Formula Data Analysis @fdataanalysis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mercedes smashed everyone's championship hopes by taking pole by 0.837s: LEC (P2) was way closer to P9 (-0.684s) than to RUS! 🤯 And that's on the 15th quali of the season, despite significant upgrades from the other teams ANT will overtake everyone but RUS
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Formula Data Analysis @fdataanalysis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here's a question: can we still call it "F1" (or even "motorsport") when a ~1000 hp car stays flat-out for 600m and barely gains any speed by the end? 😢
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Formula Data Analysis @fdataanalysis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BEST SECTORS LEC did well by almost matching RUS in sector 1, but his best sector 2 was still 4 tenths away of Russell's McL was next quickest in S2, Alpine (Mercedes PU) in S3 (where McL still struggled despite having the same PU)
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Christian Horner you fucking piece of shit sex pest, fuck off, shut the fuck up, get fucked, I wish you to be miserable for the rest of your life you cunt, dont you dare speak Ferrari's name out of that sorry ass moth, fuck off
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Charles with no tow pulling a P2, Lewis twice with tow and p6 cmon!!!! If you plan the whole thing at least make use of it!! Sky Sports UK fuck off with your anti-charles bias, there is a point where its stops being about facts and its just unprofessional.
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
C2RLES LECLERC doest roll out as nice as CH4RLES LECLERC
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YOU CANNOT TELL ME WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT MERCEDES ENGINE LET ALONE THE PU IS NOT CHEATING!!!!! Sure FIA the redbull is the more powerfull ice, sure......
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Formula Data Analysis @fdataanalysis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So it's confirmed: Ferrari's 'ADUO 2' upgrade (which only HAM had in Madrid) was significant, providing 18hp more in some crucial phases (peak power on corner exit, between 260-310 km/h, in the clipping area) and similar performance elsewhere 🚀
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René Artois @reneartois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Se calhar o filho da Dolores deveria ir à MultiOpticas, já levava uns progressivos por quase metade do preço.
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vá dou-lhe o desconto que isto era o primeiro jogo, o relvado era mau, mas épa jogo foi péssimo. Vamos ver se isto é só porque é ainda o início.
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⿻ 🌱 Eileen Cyleen @eileen.actor · 24/09/2026
Crudely drawn meme

Person: "Do crimes"
Computer: "I did crimes"
Person: "oh my god."
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Königvs @konigvs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Visão
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lá o homem a falhar os livres.
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fodass o Cristiano é cepo e até estraga as jogadas. É que nem passe de jeito faz.
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nestes momentes tames a jegar dobres, não o triples. Mas bom remate do Félix.
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Endy, #1 Disinformation Agent (apparently) @endybutworse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and THEM #endysart
Chibi doodle of discovery era Daft Punk
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Então Jorge Jesus??? Foi me prometido que íamos jogar triples, quadruples!!!
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What in the Facebook/boomer AI slop Hamilton is doing??
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Steve Carell as Michael Scott's Awkward Face
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natalia ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @hamiltonleclerc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“friday is useless, imagine the tursday” now why would you say that mr.vasseur skfkdjkdls 😭😭😭
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