Reposted by MarcoViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I'm Lord of the Rings, bitch!" 7741626
Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I live in New England now. I left the South. The letter "Rr" does not exist heah. Lots of tattoos. I fed my own chickens for the first time evah. 000
Reposted by MarcoStevie Hate @steveeboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026South America nee South Park, is just killing it. You have to watch it, guise. It's the only cultural production giving me hope. And they're laying it all out. Please, watch South America this week. 141
Reposted by MarcoNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Eric Schmitt was questioning Jack Smith the right way. by Ezra Klein 2987362
Reposted by Marcomindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026one of the dahlia petals is doin' its own thing 825834
Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🎵Bluesky🎵 🎶smiling at me🎶 🎵nothing but Bluesky🎵 🎶I have to pee🎶 000
Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Shit is going to get bad, my folk. Take care of each other; that's the only way to build a healthy society. 172
Reposted by Marcocrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Most of my portrayal of Jesus is less about his time running amok as a religious heretic and more about his time as an unreliable contractor. 34014
Reposted by MarcoMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know, if you *really* cared about the wellbeing of women in college, instead of carping about the statistically insignificant number of trans athletes in sports minding their own business, you’d be railing against these Cornell fraternity cretins who drugged and gang-raped a passed-out women: 39972112874
Reposted by MarcoDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not making it up: Just boarded a Southwest flight and as I passed the cockpit, pilot and copilot were telling a flight attendant about being furries. Regrettably for the intellectual powerhouse that is the U.S. senator from Alabama, in the next breath they started laughing and called him an idiot. 281113137
Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oof. Moving 800 miles in the time of high fuel prices is expensive. Thanks, Obummer. 010
Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My gold standard of masculinity is the character Lucas McCain in the old Western TV series "The Rifleman." 010
Reposted by MarcoEffin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 26/09/2026I only agreed to buy a minivan because my wife said I could paint a wizard on it she never let me paint the wizard we are divorced 738124
Reposted by MarcoAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Think of the chain link cells Lockjaw walks by before he sets out for the town, built inside a tent. Basically, that’s what we’re talking. 211225
Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is it well established that the defense should always draw a pass interference call in the end zone, or is that just me? 020
Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"A storm is arriving" = jihad "Don't travel" means "submit and be spared" 911 is obvious code, obviously 311. 3+1+1 = 5. Is it adding up yet?? Five boroughs under siege. "Look out for one another and stay safe" decoded means "Satan will rule America under Sharia Law!!1 Wake up sheeple! /s 110
Reposted by MarcoBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026mutual masturbation and crafts 1611835
Reposted by MarcoPacBirds @pacbirds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A Bewick’s wren singing its little heart out for the #borbs and #brown themes of #BirdOfTheDay 📍Seattle, WA #bird #nature #photography #ECK 18959114
Reposted by MarcoFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee INTERVIEWER: 420044
Reposted by MarcoMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Cuteness overload - otter edition: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu... 522917422
Reposted by MarcoTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 543306753
Reposted by MarcoSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I do the Mister Rogers casual-thing when I get home from work but instead of putting on a sweater and sneakers I strip naked in the driveway and set fire to my filthy and wretched clothes. 2220760
Reposted by MarcoEmathion 📯 @emathion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from. 933721918
Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You carry iced coffee into a job interview because you're thirsty. I carry iced coffee into a job interview to test the system. We are not the same. 020
Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've interviewed a handful of people over the past 25 years, and this guy doesn't speak for me. 140
Reposted by MarcoGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026god always sends his most “buying 50 unique scratchers” in front of his most “running late” people in line 1115845
Reposted by MarcoMax Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s been extracted from an enchanted amulet at some terrible cost. 054
Reposted by MarcoDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hear me out. Muppet news anchors 2729173
Reposted by MarcoPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026you know who else didn't get anywhere close to making top 38? a guy named jesus christ. you think about that. 810524
Reposted by MarcoNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What makeup brand is everyone using to cover up their existential dread? 4114350
Reposted by MarcoSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hope to see you at CVS on Friday. I’ll be debuting such bossa nova classics as The Girl From Ipanema and Killing in the Name on my flageolet. Look for me by the automatic doors, next to the guy chain smoking American Spirits. Percussionists welcome 1211036
Reposted by MarcoAmelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And if you are curious here is a stream of me drawing it and getting distracted by twitch mechanics and telling stories about a 70 yr old cockatoo www.twitch.tv/videos/28818...twitch.tvAmelia Draws and Chatters - ameliadraws on Twitchameliadraws went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Art VOD now. 1217
Reposted by MarcoNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Life's too short. Eat the gas station sushi. Punch a weasel. Call your mom. 1816849
Reposted by MarcoNate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Boston seems to dig on furries. 143