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Marco

@marquells.bsky.social
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(He hates AI slop; AI slop offends him.) GenX. Scientist. Humanist. Esse Quam Videri Sic Semper Tyrannis ↙️↙️↙️

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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 11h
R E L A A A A x
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I'm Lord of the Rings, bitch!"
RANDOM LINE FROM A MOVIE THAT FANS INSTANTLY KNOW: "I'm Lord of the Rings, bitch!"
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I live in New England now. I left the South. The letter "Rr" does not exist heah. Lots of tattoos. I fed my own chickens for the first time evah.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today I fed my chickens. Never said that before.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With stupidity comes suffering
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seattle
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Stevie Hate @steveeboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
South America nee South Park, is just killing it. You have to watch it, guise. It's the only cultural production giving me hope. And they're laying it all out. Please, watch South America this week.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt was questioning Jack Smith the right way. by Ezra Klein
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* record scratch *
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of the dahlia petals is doin' its own thing
dark red dahlia with one petal lighter in color and variegated
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎵Bluesky🎵 🎶smiling at me🎶 🎵nothing but Bluesky🎵 🎶I have to pee🎶
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎵Peter Thiel knows about the antichrist🎵
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rhode Island, I am deep inside you.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shit is going to get bad, my folk. Take care of each other; that's the only way to build a healthy society.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most of my portrayal of Jesus is less about his time running amok as a religious heretic and more about his time as an unreliable contractor.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SERVICE PLAZA: FOOD GAS ASS-TO-MOUTH
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know, if you *really* cared about the wellbeing of women in college, instead of carping about the statistically insignificant number of trans athletes in sports minding their own business, you’d be railing against these Cornell fraternity cretins who drugged and gang-raped a passed-out women:
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not making it up: Just boarded a Southwest flight and as I passed the cockpit, pilot and copilot were telling a flight attendant about being furries. Regrettably for the intellectual powerhouse that is the U.S. senator from Alabama, in the next breath they started laughing and called him an idiot.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oof. Moving 800 miles in the time of high fuel prices is expensive. Thanks, Obummer.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My gold standard of masculinity is the character Lucas McCain in the old Western TV series "The Rifleman."
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 26/09/2026
I only agreed to buy a minivan because my wife said I could paint a wizard on it she never let me paint the wizard we are divorced
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Think of the chain link cells Lockjaw walks by before he sets out for the town, built inside a tent. Basically, that’s what we’re talking.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it well established that the defense should always draw a pass interference call in the end zone, or is that just me?
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"A storm is arriving" = jihad "Don't travel" means "submit and be spared" 911 is obvious code, obviously 311. 3+1+1 = 5. Is it adding up yet?? Five boroughs under siege. "Look out for one another and stay safe" decoded means "Satan will rule America under Sharia Law!!1 Wake up sheeple! /s
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mutual masturbation and crafts
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PacBirds @pacbirds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Bewick’s wren singing its little heart out for the #borbs and #brown themes of #BirdOfTheDay 📍Seattle, WA #bird #nature #photography #ECK
Closeup of a tiny spherical brown bird perched on a slanted branch, with a prominent white eye stripe and white throat. Its beak is wide open, turned up and to the side.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee INTERVIEWER:
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BONER! WE HAVE A BONER OVER HERE!!
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let's party.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cuteness overload - otter edition: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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A Frenchie sitting on her butt in front of a hot dogs on buns background. Text at bottom reads: hortdorg.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I do the Mister Rogers casual-thing when I get home from work but instead of putting on a sweater and sneakers I strip naked in the driveway and set fire to my filthy and wretched clothes.
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Emathion 📯 @emathion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You carry iced coffee into a job interview because you're thirsty. I carry iced coffee into a job interview to test the system. We are not the same.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Burpee, the jizz guzzling sperm burper.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've interviewed a handful of people over the past 25 years, and this guy doesn't speak for me.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
god always sends his most “buying 50 unique scratchers” in front of his most “running late” people in line
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Goodnight gross people
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s been extracted from an enchanted amulet at some terrible cost.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hear me out. Muppet news anchors
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you know who else didn't get anywhere close to making top 38? a guy named jesus christ. you think about that.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What makeup brand is everyone using to cover up their existential dread?
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hope to see you at CVS on Friday. I’ll be debuting such bossa nova classics as The Girl From Ipanema and Killing in the Name on my flageolet. Look for me by the automatic doors, next to the guy chain smoking American Spirits. Percussionists welcome
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Amelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And if you are curious here is a stream of me drawing it and getting distracted by twitch mechanics and telling stories about a 70 yr old cockatoo www.twitch.tv/videos/28818...
twitch.tv
Amelia Draws and Chatters - ameliadraws on Twitch
ameliadraws went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Art VOD now.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Life's too short. Eat the gas station sushi. Punch a weasel. Call your mom.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
San Francisco loves furries, too.
Bronze rabbit-woman and dog-man carry suitcases in Golden Gate Park
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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Boston seems to dig on furries.
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