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Old Man Boogie

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I'm starting to think I might skew a bit loquacious.

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you think Hydrox only hires edgelords?
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fat Bear Week is really the only week I truly miss having social media
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just know that when someone says, "I can't stop farting," they really mean, "I won't stop farting."
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 06/09/2026
Trump making memes of himself
Homer Simpson in a winter coat, standing next to a snowman he created in his likeness, except it’s muscular and has a full head of hair.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIX THE SIGHTS ON DEATH'S SNIPER RIFLE.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Drunk Pingpong
Alt: Drunk Pingpong with the stonecarvers leader shaking hands with Homer
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Revolution Underground @americanprodigy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
*dog unavailable
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Kristi Noem's life-sized bronze statue of her and horse unveiled honoring her governorship
Kristi Noem’s life-size bronze statue and official portrait will be unveiled Aug. 7 in Pierre. The Trail of Governors ceremony spotlights the state’s first female governor, who left office in 2025 for...
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
RFK Jr pointing out to anyone that they're not a scientist is fantastic
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2026
Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Okay, y'all went way too hard for Jimothy way too fast.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bear with me here, but is root beer considered an old person drink?
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This article is interesting and great that Mackenzie Scott is actually using her Amazon wealth to help so much, but also, my takeaway: WHY ARE WE GIVING $151 billion to RELIGION. The Mormon Church's net worth is almost $400 billion. Catholic Church somewhere under $300B. fortune.com/2026/06/25/m...
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MacKenzie Scott alone accounted for one-third of America's $19.2 billion in megagifts last year | Fortune
MacKenzie Scott donated $7 billion in 2025—a third of all U.S. megagifts—bringing her five-year total to $26.2 billion, even as she stays out of the spotlight.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Fauci needs to sue this man into bankruptcy, if only to dissuade the other inveterate liars of this administration.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Meme showing the infamous DC reflecting pool in all its disgusting algae glory, with a panel below showing some demented President in a hot dog suit saying WE'RE TRYING TO FIND THE GUY WHO DID THIS"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
dad jokes? i bet he does
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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
57 incarcerated people graduated from high school at Rikers Island today. Mayor Mamdani didn't just post about it, he showed up and spoke at their graduation. Because real leadership isn't only about punishment. It's about believing people can change.

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint
The described cocktail in a coupe glass.  It's very algae lookin
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sorry but the best character on Widow's Bay is Patricia and it's not even close.
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Watching the Widow's Bay finale. Me,too, Dale. Me, too. #widowsbay #appleplus
Jeff Hiller's character, Dale, in Widow's Bay, literally too stunned to speak.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I think "bless your heart" might be my favorite 'sugared insult.'
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I want Kyle Clark to moderate a debate with Trump in it SO DAMN BAD THAT I FEEL IT IN MY BONES.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hunter Biden has been smoking the hell out of MAGA on X and that joke just writes itself and you know it
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
When people talk about procrastination, I truly immediately think of my Steam library first. And second.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just want to be able to drink this poisonous acid without someone telling me it's poisonous acid - MAHA
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Coll 🩰💻📚🎢 @soarin-to-tower.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
rip Anthony Stewart Head 😭😭
“thinking about the pink nintendo ds anthony head brought everywhere while filming merlin”

4 pictures of Anthony Head as King Uther Pendragon holding his pink Nintendo DS on set between takes
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Guys, what are we doing?
The supermassive black hole shooting some gastrointestinal something out of it.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Just saying…. #BookSky
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If you're not watching Widows Bay and you are even remotely interested in Stephen King style "small town paranormal slow burn", you're missing out. Also, I was not ready for that guest star.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Remember at the beginning of Obama's presidency, all these brands on Twitter started making these progressive sounding tweets because they thought it would make them look woke and sell more Hot Pockets or whatever. That's gonna happen in about, oh, say two years. Don't believe them.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I'm constantly reminded on this app how funny people can be and also in the same minute how awfully cruel other people can be.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I don't think @concernedape.bsky.social understands that his most rabid fans don't just want a new game. They expect him to make something that will become their IDENTITY. Again. No pressure, though.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just give them their bonus now and eat crow, you dumb, greedy investor nerds #subnautica2
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
fellas, some advice if you're sending a dick pic: try to not be grinning like you just cashed in 5,000 arcade tickets for the stereo w/ 5-disc CD changer
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Machineman Kelly. Is this anything? His real name is Aaron Cracked.
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Center for Democracy & Technology @cdt.org · 12/02/2026
In new Tech Policy Press piece, CDT’s Jake Laperruque breaks down how ICE is escalating surveillance against protesters & legal observers — from mass phone location tracking to facial recognition & license plate monitoring — & what’s at stake for civil liberties.
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How ICE Will Spy On Protesters, And How You Can Protect Your Privacy
Jake Laperruque explains how ICE’s expanding surveillance tools can track protesters through phones, faces, and vehicles.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.
Bugs Bunny giving a monster a manicure, caption: My I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Cesar Sayoc, a Trump super fan & obsessive Fox viewer, sent pipe bombs in 2018 to Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, & many other top Dems. He was sentenced to 20 years in prison. In the wake of the attacks, Trump said about his rhetoric: "Tone down, no. Could tone up."
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Kevin Erdmann @kevinerdmann.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Chat, we're not cooked yet.
Three Boston Marathon runners, two men holding up a third man, making sure he crosses the finish line after he collapsed
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
[Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure voice] there’s no bathroom at Burning Man!
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
In case there was a confusion who started the program in 2023.
President Biden posing for a picture with Artemis II astronauts in the early days of the program that he helped start.
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Just a wee note, he's not a doctor, either
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The saddest comments I've seen over the past couple weeks is about what a waste of time the Artemis II mission is with everything that money could go towards by the same people licking the president's ass over Iran. The lack of irony about "not really doing anything up there" is amazing
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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Crew of The US Antarctica Research program from John Carpenter's The Thing in front of a helicopter, none of which are a parasitic, gene morphing alien
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