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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨

@nihilisticuffs.com
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JT. Progressive (harm-reductive, even if incremental, progress) Arkansan dude (he/him/whatever really), chronically dehydrated and flat out of patience. Like a unicorn with a drinking problem. Forklift certified. Burn the rebel flag and pass the sweet tea.

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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 1h
Personally I think you should be allowed to rip rapists' throats out with your teeth and spit their blood in the faces of anyone with the nerve to defend the act or the institutions that fail to hold them to account, but what do I know.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 15h
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 7h
Nah, man, it's cool; I'll just spend my whole life wishing things had been different.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 18h
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 17h
Actually hilarious.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 18h
Super-cool and awesome how sexual assault victims tend to just get abused over and over and over again — socially, psychologically, financially — by every branch down the tree.
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 20h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is crazy that he did a straight-up supervillain monologue about how he had planted this in right-wing media and that the NYT was going to pick it up, right in front of the NYT, and they did
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 29/09/2026
I have never of my own accord made or used a To-Do List in my fucking life, no. 👍
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 29/09/2026
"Super intelligence providers". Bro, just fucking kill me. 😮‍💨
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 29/09/2026
These bastards blocked my Solitaire website. 😭
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 29/09/2026
You must learn to take joy in the little things, like the awkward silence as he realizes you're not joking. Bonus points for a stammer or an "Uh, anyway..."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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The Road Jess Travelled @jesspected.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thinking about this meme & how the white, both in its generous proportion & description of basic decency as heroic, never sat right with me. We've heard of numerous cases of men drugging wives & inviting men to rape them with NONE reporting it. Where were those "heroes"?
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28/09/2026
I dunno, man, I feel like 'chic' is one of those descriptors where you can absolutely be that thing, but if it's self-ascribed (as it is here) it is most certainly not accurate.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the horrific cornell gang rape case has me thinking about emma sulkowicz who alleged she was raped as a student at columbia in 2014 and never got any justice. it has me thinking about the physical and mental weight young women are forced to carry while their safety is subsumed by male potential.
Emma Sulkowicz carrying around a mattress on the Columbia campus in 2014 to raise awareness of her alleged rape and the university's inaction.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28/09/2026
Really only two possibilities here: 1) Mike Johnson is an idiot. 2) Mike Johnson is an idiot and a liar.
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
The GOP is an opposition party even when it's in power, the idea that they are the perpetual underdog is central to their internal mythology and can't be disturbed by facts or the results of elections. It's also why they're bad at, you know, governing.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28/09/2026
I'm a lifelong country fan who loves good country but this is just... incorrect. Nashville hasn't been a *musical* leader in the industry since the genre decided that pandering was more important than music. The best country comes from outside Nashville, *in spite of* Nashville tastemakers.
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🖤🩶✨Em✨🩶🖤💕looking at you like you're solid gold✨️✨️🥰 💕 @bananagoggles13.swifties.social · 28/09/2026
Just popping in to say fuck Morgan wallen. I hope he shits his pants 🙏🙏
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A core belief uniting Trumpists with Silicon Valley tech bros is that society should be organized around male entitlement to sex: a cross between Mad Men and the old Playboy Mansion.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if petting a miniature horse or donkey for three minutes helps teens with their moods imagine what not robbing them of a future could do
wapo article stating Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens moods, study says with a pic of a teen and a donkey
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bernie making pisspoor personnel choices?? Bernie listening to cranks????
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 27/09/2026
The only thing I don't enjoy about visiting my sister is that they simply don't keep this house cool enough, and now it's 1am and I'm laying spread-eagle under a ceiling fan wishing I was dead.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 27/09/2026
They better. Justice is my single issue.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vought is breaking the law but he is not “going rogue.” At his confirmation hearings, Vought told Republicans he would do this and they voted for him anyway. If they want to stop him, they still can via impeachment. They won’t.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The nefarious plan of “providing services which enrich the lives of their constituents using tax dollars”
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 26/09/2026
(courtesy of my IG algorithm)
A meme, blue text on a black background that reads: "i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is when a woman acts like a chaotic creature and the man finds it deeply amusing instead of spiritually exhausting"
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 26/09/2026
This guy definitely calls himself an 'evil genius' in the mirror.
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
creepy old doll of a boy with messy hair, crossed eyes, and a weird grin. it looks high af.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for whatever it's worth: as a political philosopher I fully cosign this message
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok, i kind of think Todd Achilles is the real deal candidate-wise. i gave him some money. i'm going to sit down and do some math and try to figure out if this is legitimately a no-hoper or if this is a longshot-big-payoff bet, but if there's a chance we may do some cooking for him on Bsky
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 26/09/2026
The last two legs before the Siege of Terra on this reading list being Iron Warriors and Imperial Fists is a trial I was not ready to face.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 25/09/2026
Easily one of the dumbest, most I-get-off-on-power-ass takes I've ever seen in my life.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 25/09/2026
Expulsion being the most severe consequence offered here is the kind of thing that makes you crave violence.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 25/09/2026
Ugh, bought 'Empire of Silence' before learning the entire Sun Eater series is written in first-person. 😮‍💨
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 25/09/2026
I don't wanna get too invested in my feelings on this, so I'm gonna drop three quick takes and dip: 1) 'The Wire' is the best show *I've* ever seen. It ain't close. Hands-down, no questions. 2) 'Justified' should be MUCH higher. 3) Beginning in '99 shouldn't have disqualified 'The Sopranos'.
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are too many people in congress who would be happier doing this, and that's part of why our politics is so stupid bsky.app/profile/avit...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/09/2026
Imagine if instead of regulating drone risks the normal way (which we did), we instead paid weird bloggers lots of money to worry about superintelligent dogs sprouting thumbs and using drones to kill us. This is pretty much how the US is approaching AI risks and regulations. My latest:
little-flying-robots.ghost.io
Why We Can't Let Enormous Weirdos Regulate AI
Imagine if instead of regulating drones via the standard lengthy, boring, and bureaucratic process - which we did - we instead decided, in the name of fostering all-important American drone innovation...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why doesn't he rely on in his body's natural defenses?
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 25/09/2026
🎶Where to begin? Oh, let's pretend we never met So I can disappear a moment I've been tryin' to swim with both my hands behind my back My dear I always feared the ocean And I said Is there somethin' keepin' me here for the minute, darlin'? Did you find the key — what is the meaning of it?🎶
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 25/09/2026
Chat, is it good when your Instagram algorithm shows you, like, a dozen don't-kill-yourself reels in one brainrot session?
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 24/09/2026
They shoulda done the same for Trump, if we're being honest with ourselves.
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