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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This *waves arms expansively at absolutely everything* is some fuckin bullshit.

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Sacred Machines @sacredmachines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

All my existentialists live in Texas

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"There lies Madness," she points. "Try not to trip over the saxophone."

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I bet da Vinci told Mona Lisa to smile more and that's why he's dead now.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sometimes you have to apply music to stop the bleeding

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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

trying to make new friends as an adult

Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 03/09/2025

a stern admonishment from Prince is aka as getting raspberry berated

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I've decided to start being good at life. Would've been nice to have this idea sooner

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Sacred Machines @sacredmachines.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Downplay a book or movie: Meh-sters of the Universe

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Why does every person that blasts music from their car have shitty taste in music?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

met an Egyptian today. they don’t walk like that

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

weapons grade peanut butter

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Sacred Machines @sacredmachines.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Me at the barber: “Can you guys make it look like I did all this shit on purpose?”

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

BREAKING: Donald Trump leaves World Cup final after woke halftime show fails to mention rigged 2020 election.

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Sacred Machines @sacredmachines.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Horton Hires a Ho

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

please be patient with me, i wasn’t listening

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

just go to the party and stare at your phone it’ll be fine

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Sacred Machines @sacredmachines.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Compromise: everyone gets a puppy with diarrhea.

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Sacred Machines @sacredmachines.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I just want to know if Adam Sandler performed the ceremony in his “Adam Sandler” voice.

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Sacred Machines @sacredmachines.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that the Great American State Fair is not occurring within a state.

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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The Vandal Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com For @rawstory.com

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

but day spensive

Lettering over storefront reads "DAY IGHT DONUTS."

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

corn dog pop•tarts

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/06/2026

the corn dog in me recognizes the corn dog in you

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

you never get a second chance to make a first impression. unless you meet another person

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Sacred Machines @sacredmachines.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Can we please move beyond the point where every human online is marketing themselves as some form of life coach?

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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

im rocking with squartal harmony, nude dyads, tonal shunting, fake modes, upstinato, swarm chords, slug chugs and freak squeaks

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

I often stand naked in front of a full-length mirror, studying myself to better come to terms with my imperfections. It’s not an easy thing to do though, and quite frankly I feel IKEA security could be a little more supportive.

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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

AI in four acts

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

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