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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 18h
fair warning that this is about to become a deranged anti-yankee hate account and i cannot be held responsible for my words or actions
Sticker with Red Sox socks reading ANTI-FASCIST / ANTI-YANKEES
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 20h
They almost named it Supreme Intelligence but a few of the bureaucrats are Skrull agents
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 23h
these look more and more like late Brezhnev, late Chernenko photos
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The big question now is whether Bari Weiss will go directly to teaching a Useful Idiot seminar at HBS or appear on Dancing With the Stars first.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Red Sox and Yankees are playing in the Wild Card round again, so it's time to once more turn into a person my wife and dog barely recognize for 48-72 hours.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 29/09/2026
NYers READ SHARE DONATE My friend Chelsea's daughter has leukemia & needs platelet transfusions. She can *only* have AB platelets. You can donate if you are AB+ or AB-. Please go to Sloane Kettering at 1250 1st Ave. Say they're for Stella Suther. DM me for her bday www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/a...
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what do you think Ms. Rachel’s favorite Steely Dan song is?
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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What We Do In The Shadows spin-off set in South Boston called Wicked Pissah I’ll take my billion dollars now please Taika and Jemaine.
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fair play to Arsenal skipper Martin Ødegaard's father, he refused an offer from a law firm to set up an offshore company in a tax haven to manage his son's image rights when Martin signed for Real Madrid, saying everyone should pay taxes. 🔴⚪
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
run this as an ad right now
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Meechy Dorko @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 28/09/2026
the destruction of my sanity has been a 25 year long experiment by Harvard University and has now concluded
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so comfy
a poorly drawn cat sleeping peacefully in an awkward, twisted positiona white cat sleeping peacefully on floral bedding while in a very peculiar pose
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As the ancient texts* foretold *Chris Rock's "No Sex (In the Champagne Room)"
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pathetic.
NYT Spelling Bee didn't accept NOCTURN
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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ground control to Captain Ron
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kiddo: People need to take things more seriously ... masonry ... mailboxes ... signs ... Me: Are you just listing the things you see? Kiddo: ... Chrysler Pacificas ...
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
episode 100
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cocaine Bear (2023)
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gravity's Rainbow (1973)
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having Obama Years PTSD now
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Usually not a decorative pillow guy but I'll allow it in this case
Shakira T Cat resting across her human's pillow
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Chelsea @chelscathcart.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This shirt also slaps
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sierra On-Line well represented here
My9Games grid featuring the first eight Leisure Suit Larry games and Star Control 2
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a 9️⃣.5️⃣ from the #WorldBollardAssociation
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Say it's Fergie's chair and charge $500
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Target chair

(The chair has a stain on it that is so large that one could not avoid it if sitting in the chair)
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A Different Kind of Gaze Lee Munn 2026
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Patient: "Doctor, come quick, I've been bitten by a Wolf." Doctor: "Where?" Patient: "No, just a regular one."
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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WhiteHat94 @whitehat94.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Diabolical camera changes on this bridge section.
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Stevie Subrizi 🏳️‍⚧️🪬 @steviesubrizi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Seventh Seal chess scene. both Death and the knight have gigantic iced coffees
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do not, my friends, become addicted to lasagna. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh god, there’s a NEW Boston?’
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me.
Antique (?) clown piggybank on a bed
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sharing this before I ruin it by adding ink
Pencil and watercolor sketch of Richard Kiel as the Kanamit from the Twilight Zone episode To Serve Man
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found a washer in the dryer and have been staring out the window for two hours thinking about it.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BREAKING: The Eurovision has withdrawn its invitation to Canada
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What do you guys think is in there
A big ugly facade with a painted sign reading SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This one is amazing too
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The beans are weak? *You’re* weak.”
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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shakira update: she has switched to the cold weather bed.
Shakira T Cat, a British shorthair, in her padded circular cat bed. She has one arm outstretched
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jill Stein when an important election is nigh.
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Cicada Emergence: Molting on Tree Bark
ALT: Cicada Emergence: Molting on Tree Bark
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump L’Oil: the president's fake fix for high diesel prices www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-loil...
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Trump L’Oil: A Fake Fix for High Diesel Prices
His proposal to ban exports of U.S.-made diesel is likely to backfire spectacularly.
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