Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 4hGoing to the movies tonight for the first time in ages. My beautiful wife asked me out on a date to see Princess Mononoke on the big screen. 010
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026America dot gov chatbot will agree that slavery is bad but will not say that slaveholders were bad. It also steadfastly refuses to call the Department of Defense by its official primary title, although it will acknowledge the real name. 110
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm trying to figure out if I'm manly enough to enlist. 820824
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Day two of a massive, debilitating headache. Slowly improving. Alternating ibuprofen and acetaminophen. Plenty of pseudoephedrine. Caffeine, sugar, staying hydrated. Naps. Dark rooms. Feeling big relief from ice packs on my jaw, neck, temples. 130
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My wife and I were in a similar situation to Hannah-Jones and went the opposite route, enrolling our kids in the more affluent and whiter school district, thereby draining funds from the less affluent, less white district. It fucking sucks that parents are put in this position. 130
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm a single-issue voter in 2026. That issue: Getting one last full-frontal nude performance from Harvey Keitel. The man showed us his penis in movies several times in the early-mid-90s. We're in a 30+ year drought of Harvey Keitel genitalia. When will the madness stop? 100
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You're justified in having doubts, but my commitment to the Wild Kratts Cinematic Universe is unwavering. 000
Reposted by Dork Daddington IVSen @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives 211262218
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026pulverizing nuts with a sickening crunch noise, leaving copious nutmeats spilled all over the pavement (driving the car up the driveway that's covered with acorns) 040
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So I read the Rolling Stone article about that one song, and I have some Opinions. The author acknowledges that monoculture is dead and that many are happily living in their own culture/music silos. Honestly, that's it. That's a bullseye. Just end your piece there. 130
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026now i'm not a rules expert, but i'm pretty sure it's only a five-yard penalty if he simulates washing his hands afterwards 011
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In my heart, I'm Nark Vaid. But in reality, I'm Momy Name. 140
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This -- and only this -- is why Madame Web didn't make billions at the box office. The characters were too well-rounded and realistic. 130
Reposted by Dork Daddington IVKyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Something I learned early about my fandoms (tabletop, anime) is that some people are only there because they've been driven out of every other social group. They don't even like the thing, it's just that if they try to join another ska band they'll be killed. 2313
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This whole exercise is ridiculous. The only commonality between these media is that they were produced for TV screens and aired as episodes. A list that compares nature documentaries and kids' animation and reality TV and limited series and network sitcoms (etc, etc) is a fucking stupid list. 120
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was going to watch the new Masters of the Universe movie tonight but it's 2 hours and 21 minutes long? What the actual fuck? 460
Reposted by Dork Daddington IVMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He decided to go all Stevie Wonder on the Make Everything Shitty buttons that we installed in the Oval Office for some reason. 1522
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026scary Halloween costumes, 2026 edition: reflecting pool algae evil Jimothy one of the characters from Obsession (idk which because I didn't see it yet) life-like RFK Jr gas station price sign (bonus points for one of the prices being $6.66) just existing 220
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you need another reason to hate smart speakers, my 3yo used the Amazon Echo to discover this delightful song (and replay it repeatedly).youtube.comPoopy FartsYouTube video by Lil Big Stack - Topic 120
Reposted by Dork Daddington IVAbsurd compliment generator @absurdcompliments.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You're more incredible than a printer that always works 021
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm down with eating Eggo waffles and drinking Olde English, but I'm not sure how Romeo and Juliet figure into my breakfast plans. 100
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Costco has these bowls of instant pho and I accidentally taught my kids they're called "pho cups." 040
Reposted by Dork Daddington IVDork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Catholic Church posting about the Bible: 062
Reposted by Dork Daddington IVDork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 26/06/20264. whenever I need to attend a school concert (end thread for now) 091
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026 ̶m̶e̶d̶i̶e̶v̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶e̶a̶s̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ RFK Jr who believe in spontaneous generation coming across a couple of week-old corpses 000
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Getting an itchy "first week of March 2020" feeling, so I cleared a couple of shelves off in the basement and stocked up on some non-perishable staples at Aldi today. Doing a Costco run tomorrow for some light prepping. 330
Reposted by Dork Daddington IVtara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 2938181
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Working on the Great House Repainting and today I had the delightful experience of using a heat gun to strip paint from some metal doodads. Special thanks to the old guy who sold me his heat gun for $1 at a garage sale 8 years ago. 120
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026All movies are horror movies when you remember that existence itself is soaked in dread. 130
Reposted by Dork Daddington IVDork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026🎶 I was twerking in the lab late one night 🎶 184
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And the things that will save us are not grand cinematic efforts but rather the thousands of kindnesses that we perform: looking after each other, teaching our children to be thoughtful and generous, and speaking up for those whose voices aren't otherwise being heard. 130
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Bottom Toots" is the hot new album from indie sensation Material Splashes. 040
Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but does not allow the enemy's will to be imposed on him." Dems, do not let your opponents choose the battlefield! 130
