iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I know everything is terrible but I'm pretty happy that the NHL season has started and both the Maple Leafs and Oilers fell flat on their faces last night

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 20h

Fine, The *Therian* sellout doesn’t care

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 20h

Every so often compassion wins

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026

Marking Thomas Chabot as the captain of my fantasy hockey team

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026

As a Leafs hater: ROFL As a dumbass who took Knies in my fantasy league because he's slotted to play with Matthews: SONOFABITCH!!!!!

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026

I guess it's that time of year where I cheer for the Red Sox for three games

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 27/09/2026

He’s going all nine innings for the Blue Jays today

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 27/09/2026

DON’T YOU DARE PULL MAX OUT JOHN!!!! LET THAT MAN PITCH UNTIL HIS ARM FALLS OFF!!!

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 26/09/2026

Through teary eyes, one last time; “Fuck you Verlander, fuck you”

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 25/09/2026

"I could fix her" No you couldn't, she would just make you worse

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 25/09/2026

Hey uhhhh..... gimme the "One Piece"

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eustace @eustace.justshootme.ca · 25/09/2026

You know what? It’s #FundFriday today and I am happy to repost any requests for #MutualAid that anyone would care to share! As usual, I’m sharing a feed full of mutual aid requests for those who might have a moment to repost or a dollar to share.

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 23/09/2026

See you in April 2028

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 23/09/2026

I would actually like to be less visible

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My eternal frustration with Wonder Woman is that it could be much more credible with only a few small changes. For example, if you give the plane a second set of wings, it's a lot more believable, due to bi invisibility.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 23/09/2026

Dragons, I have an idea so stupid we could use it as a Billy Crystal vehicle

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 22/09/2026

“My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago."

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 22/09/2026

Petitioning HR to change my job title to "Technical Omelas Child" for better accuracy on what my job entails

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 22/09/2026

Oh yeah, of course because it’s illegal for the Blue Jays to have nice things

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Blue Jays outfielder Brett Bateman injured on sliding catch

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 21/09/2026

I love coming to work to see twelve support tickets about the same issue that all give a vague, non-description of the problem Very helpful

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 21/09/2026

Depolarize a Movie The Nice Guy

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 20/09/2026

Why the fuck did I agree to paint a room as a “Colour Drench”? Why am I painting a ceiling at 8:30 at night?

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

dealer: got that 🔥 strains called "Cadia Falls" me: yea cadia sure wtvr man sounds lame. i dont even feel shit me, 5 mins later, w/ a chainsaw: this is not a foxhole. this is NOT a foxhole my buddy, mechanically spider-pacing: from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

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