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schweg, but spooky

@schwegler.lol
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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) 🏳️‍🌈 i am either 30 or 80 years old legally speaking, every post is satire tacobout.online SW-8401-9041-4251

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wastedbandwidth @wasteofbandwidth.bsky.social · 1h
Is it also an HR violation to say “congrats on your impending vagina spawn”?
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hamsterwatch #bb28 @hamsterwatch.com · 1h
👀
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Sister.mon 🌲⛰️🧚🌸 @sistermons.bsky.social · 2h
youtu.be/38S4zAzGImE
youtu.be
I Don't Believe You
YouTube video by The Magnetic Fields - Topic
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Galarian @galarianguy.bsky.social · 5h
Anyone else read this as tickling fee or was it just me
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 2h
oops, i passed the caffeine event horizon without noticing
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BbKatie 🫖 @bbkatie.bsky.social · 2h
This is how creative the BB execs are. They basically said people love baseball so let’s come up with a complete “new” concept: baseball that only lasts 1 inning! Brilliant! Never been done!! #bb28
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 2h
sometimes people like me and want to be my friend and it can be really tempting to want to try to become the version of myself i think they will like but then i rememebr they already like the version of me that i am and thats pretty cool
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 4h
September 30th vs October 1st
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Void (they) @gendervoid.gay · 3h
*soft cell plays in the distance*
Today at 1:55 AM
@aaron.bsky.team has blocked you
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 3h
The tongue is the clitoris of the face.
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Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @nicomaramckay.com · 3h
I donate when I can to mutual aid and organizations I know are doing important work. Indspire is one I specifically give to every Truth and Reconciliation Day. You can support Indigenous education here: indspire.ca/ways-to-give/ Or click through the thread below to find others.
Screenshot from a successful donation to Indspire.
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 4h
when your post is just too good
a bluesky notification that tells me it failed to delete post, please try again
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 4h
new migraine pill AND a fire alarm at work? i just Keep winning :-/
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 4h
this goes double for those polls about things like willingness to date a bisexual person, et c
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Róisín 🏳️‍⚧️ @roisin.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
Aaron sharing his plan to be able to shadowban anyone who mentions that he liked a barely legal porn bot on his combo main and work account. Also all the other trans people and "undesirables" too
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The rest of the story: Aaron got embarrassed when a bot noted that he liked a porn tweet. He instantly banned the user who created the bot, who happened to be well liked in the trans community, who rallied in her support. Ever since then he has been arbitrarily exercising his authority against us.
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Jubilee 🔞 @jethanded-wyvern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And these fuckers almost had their queer and trans userbase willing to pay for this dipshit site! At least until Aaron got caught jerking it to hashtag young stolen porn by a bot, and banned Juni for it. They just doubled down since. How dare we, after all.
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 6h
guinness book of world records record for having the widest chode 
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 7h
we never consented to reverse doggy-pile with him
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 7h
waking up to head of T&S Aaron Rodericks blocking seemingly half the website because he subscribed to a blocklist called something like PEOPLE WHO WERE RUDE TO MY AI GIRLFRIEND
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 6h
not shocked someone working at the vibe coding academy that is bsky is using AI to auto-block people being vaguely mean to them
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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 6h
oh he's auto blocking people lmao. what a dork
aaron's profile with "Automation enabled on interactions - abuse will generate auto-blocks."
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 6h
it should be a rule that if the head of trust and safety blocks you that he also can’t use his moderating tools to see your skeets
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 9h
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 6h
I didn’t even call the dumb motherfucker out for liking questionable skeets or anything. smdh
@aaron.bsky.team has blocked you
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 29/09/2026
glizzy night!
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taco 'bout it @tacobout.online · 28/09/2026
black ranch is purple ketchup wearing a spirit halloween uniform black ranch tastes like ranch. the product is the moment everybody at the party decides whether fries should look haunted. tacobout.online/2026/09/28/black-ra…
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black ranch is purple ketchup wearing a spirit halloween uniform
black ranch tastes like ranch. the product is the moment everybody at the party decides whether fries should look haunted.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 27/09/2026
Juvenile crime is on the decline in Tennessee, but officials plan to spend millions on two new youth prisons. “The argument that’s made is that [juvenile crime is] worse than ever,” said one advocate, but “the data doesn’t back that up.” with @wpln.bsky.social
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Across the Country, Youth Prisons Are Closing. This State Is Building More.
Tennessee officials say they need more high-security facilities for kids who commit crimes. Experts say this approach flies in the face of crime data and research that shows youth prisons are not reha...
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RealHousewivesRanked! @rankedreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dua Lipa in 2020. #RHUGT
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is it say hello, it’s say hello isn’t it
Shark diver reveals the one thing you should do if a shark approaches you 
               👋🏼 🦈 👋🏼
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 28/09/2026
nvidia launching a new tool to "keep ai agents from going 'rogue'" was the plan all along, wasn't it?
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 28/09/2026
they're not gonna stop until all foods have extra protein and fiber added to them
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Redacted Rodriguez @redactedrodriguez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And if I said all movies should take place on the days leading up to Halloween, then what?
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darude snowstorm @darudesnowstorm.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to retrieve a single fridge-flavored item to eat and accidentally starting a domino collapse of the entire exhibit
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 28/09/2026
i wanna be your frog, by the stooges
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 28/09/2026
Lowered Expectations: The Musical
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 28/09/2026
0 days :3
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 27/09/2026
also last week at work I discovered that every single gay app is blocked on my work network Except for grindr?
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 27/09/2026
you can buy my non-fungible compliments by sending money here: paypal.me/schwegler
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t like that one guy.
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Bertha @fraubertha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gartenbesuch im Brandenburgischen. 🌱 #gardening #Gottesanbeterin
Gottesanbeterin auf dem Rand eines Korbes.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 27/09/2026
Lunch counter 🌱🦋
Butterfly on a black eyed susan. There is also another tiny bug
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 27/09/2026
Hairy boy 🦋🌱
White hairy caterpillar on a giant hyssop
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 27/09/2026
overheard: "do you want to get a pumpkin spice lap dance now back at toppers?"
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 27/09/2026
UPDATE: i have an opportunity to have my own room for $200/mo, formalizing a 'sleeping on the couch' situation i've been in with friends for about 2yrs this is huge for me! a LEAP towards reestablishing my financial and residential independence it also doubles my expenses- please help if you can 🥹
gofund.me
Donate to Skyes Hope Chest- help a Kansan trans woman survive all this, organized by Skye Rosalina
Hello, I'm Skye, thank you for visiting my fundraiser The no… Skye Rosalina needs your support for Skyes Hope Chest- help a Kansan trans woman survive all this
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 27/09/2026
hey there, little guy, I thinks it’s time we had THE talk…
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do y'all remember Ass Hat?
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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The existence of casual sex implies the existence of ranked competition sex.
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