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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

New future Ozymandias just dropped

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t care to belong to any club that will have you as a member

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thinking of going on some sort of spree. Have to pick between shopping or murder.

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's hard to tell which is weirder: the fact that these guys seriously suggest that models like Claude have consciousness/sentience or that they actually invest time and money (weird!) trying to convince the Pope as well as theologians and legal scholars of this belief.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/10/2026

progressive movements are judged by their shrillest, most extreme members. regressive movements are judged by their calmest, most mainstream members. this is simple journalistic balance.

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Most people get their skeleton from a breeder. Mine, however, is a rescue.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

every room is a panic room if I am in it

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Tell the truth! Were you suckin' on a chilli dog outside the Tastee Freeze?" "Senator, I was the special attorney and not the subject of a little ditty."

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Eric Zorn @ericzorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mirror, mirror on the wall, which online comedy poll is the funniest of them all? The Quip of the Week poll at the Picayune Sentinel, natch. ericzorn.substack.com/i/217267998/... Finalists include: @wheeltod.bsky.social @jackboot.bsky.social

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[Running for Office] Office *slowing up, out of breath*: 'For God's sake, what do you want?'"

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Science fact: If you clutch your pearls hard enough they transform into diamonds.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

How do you guys clean up after another day of trodding clay into bricks without straw? I’m an Ivory soap man myself

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

oh shit he started 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 war ?

Iranian president says US ‘must choose’ if it wants to end war on Fox News 😳

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pulled a hammy exercising my restraint again.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Probably the number one question people ask me is, “How did you find out where I live?”

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Iran could get anything it wants from the US, as long as the final deal is named something like “big Trump victory deal”, US negotiators aren’t even needed. They could even negotiate all sanctions lifted, brand new F35s, nuclear weapons, and total control of Hormuz if they felt bold enough.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hi, I’m Mike Meyers and there’s nothing “Shagadelic, baby!” about clinical depression

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Velcro? What a fucking rip off

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"I never normally do this on a first date," I breathe seductively, holding up my phone to show her the 40-minute video of my parrot that I've edited to the Macarena on repeat.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me: “I have a very high tolerance for pain” My tolerance for pain (giggling): “Hey — do you think fish know they’re wet?”

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

(medical examiner school) teacher: okay class let's make sure every page is on the same body

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Horsemorsel @horsemorsel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Which of the Brontë sisters was NOT a published author? Charlotte Emily ARACHNOTRON 3000 Anne

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I love how the most woke place in England is called B Right On

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i’m at the “has to remove my glasses to really hear something” stage of life

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

welp, guess we’re all gonna die then

shitler says a smart president is all that’s needed to rein in A.I. so, uhhhhh, how do we get one of those ? 🤔😩👻

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[Classroom] Kid (writing on blackboard): "I love dogs" Teacher: "No Timmy, remember -- in cursive." Kid scrubs board, writes "I goddamn love fucken dogs!"

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I Paid A Raccoon For Hand Stuff: Memoirs From My Time At Quantico

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Torsion Ham @torsionham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

concerned that the Sydney Sweeney gambling advert is going to make young men want to jack off

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me: “I have a very high tolerance for pain” My tolerance for pain (giggling): “Hey — do you think fish know they’re wet?”

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When the Kremlin hurts, Trump squeals.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gimme the bait, boys, I'll get my pole And we'll go down To the crawdad hole And fish today....

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"The appellation's Bond. Jim Bind" Roget Moore

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Looking in the mirror and the image used to be a bit like Peter Parker but, sorry, it's now starting to resemble J. Jonah Jameson.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I think it should be legally mandated that all cyclists wear fluorescent clothing when riding at night. It makes it so much easier for me to take them out with my BB gun.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm suspicious of organized religion. I think it goes back to my childhood. When I watched our cult leader carve open my father’s chest and offer his still-beating heart to the gods

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*I sledgehammer through the concrete of the basement floor. Dust flies everywhere. The cloth bundle is buried where I left it in 2009. I unwrap it reverently. My kazoo remains in pristine condition I hoped this day would never come. But now I’m back.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

gonna start telling random people ‘good luck’ then pausing to add that they are ‘going to need it’

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Never forget

Marriott hotel offering free coffee and muffins for 9/11

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 11/09/2026

For the British, their 9/11 is 11/9 because their towers fell in November

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"I never normally do this on a first date," I breathe seductively, holding up my phone to show her the 40-minute video of my parrot that I've edited to the Macarena on repeat.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026