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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)

@wheeltod.bsky.social
13K followers 470 following 1.8K posts

Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnn…

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
All this Mitch McConnell health speculation is way overblown. I just caught a quick candid of him looking the picture of health, have some R&R time with what looks like an old buddy.
Max Von Sydow playing chess with death in the Seventh Seal
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Four dollar store-brand ice cream tastes as good or better than 80% of the homemade desserts that a relative will put $40 of ingredients and half a day into preparing.”
Freedom of speech - Rockwell
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🎵 The only boy who could ever teach me was the son of a …
Tweezers with the logo “Tweezerman”
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I dunno. I made some really cool friends over there
Person doesn’t read that the post is a variation on the question and says red though that’s not an optionPerson gets a bit overheated having made a simple (though somewhat racist) mistake.We thank each other for a respectful exchange of divergent opinions.
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Image below: famed photo of British prime minister Neville Chamberlain (1938) waving the strongly worded letter to Adolf Hitler that famously prevented WW2.
Photo of British prime minister Neville Chamberlain (1938)  waving agreement with Hitler that he promised meant “peace in our time” but is a famous example of failed appeasement
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Cover of Massive Attack album Blue Lines
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
It’s always a challenge finding an activity that all 4 generations of my family can enjoy after Christmas dinner. But this year I’ve nailed it:
Game called Twerk Pong
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
New Epstein files just dropped:
Cover of the Metallica “Black album”
Almost all black with a barely visible snake, and Metallica logo
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
When you see a Trump supporter being so easily suckered by an AI bot, the fact that they are repeatedly conned by him makes total sense.
Trump supporter gets canned reply from an AI bot and agrees to follow them
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
My feed today
My dad going off on Peter Thiel againMy dad going off on Peter Thiel again again
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Felt/cue. Might delete later.
A pool cue on a (felt) pool table
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Hey look — he’s getting older and perhaps a little hard of hearing, and Earhart and Epstein sound almost exactly alike…
BBC news headline: Trump to declassify files over aviation pioneer Amelia Earhart
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Felt/cue
Image of a pool cue on a (felt) pool table
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The guilty party
Ethel Cain concert 9/12/25
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Still absurd
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I think perhaps this headline might have been better formatted to clarify that the shrimp and sushi chain stories are separate items.
News headline says: “Radioactive Shrimp + Sushi Chain Expands: MA Food Week”
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Looking good Mr President! (Perhaps just a tiny smidge more bronzer?)
Image of head on a pike vaguely resembling Donald Trump
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Someone taking seriously an obvious joke fondly reminiscing on the good old days when you could freely steal bikes from small children.
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Not to be political on here, but if I’ve given my interests as the things at the top, then wtf is with all that shit at the bottom?
Image showing my Bluesky interests as comedy, culture, music, journalism, tv, books
Yet Blueskys suggested posts are dominated by US sports (which are all terrible)
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Florence Oregon, Good Trouble
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
One of the most useful features of ChatGPT is how you can use it to answer questions on those little details of a movie you didn’t quite catch on first viewing.
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
AOC’s hypocrisy is shocking. Apparently her dad was able to afford a house in New York State some time round 2000. As is well known, anyone through history who could afford property in NY — or California — was nobility. That’s why everyone you meet there now travels with at least one butler.
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
“I have had it with these motherfucking sharks on this motherfucking boat”. Best pre-death line in movie history
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Any time you’re getting worried that AI is approaching a human level of “intelligence” try something like this to set your mind at rest
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I have faith in our young women
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Giving my teen daughter (who’s waking up at an end of school sleepover) a morning pep talk
Trying to get my daughter to go to a rally against Trump. She says she’s too tired to walk. I tell her “they make you do a lot of walking in the camps”
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
One of the all time great comments from the other place before it went to shit
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Not parody:
BBC news: Trump is not the first president to be accused of making a mockery of the Catholic faith. Former US President Joe Biden caused outrage a year ago when he made the sign of the cross at a pro-abortion access rally in Tampa, Florida.
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
(Working hard to recreate the optimal user experience)
A stupid ad copy/pasted from X
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
ChatGPT saying there is no such thing as safe cyanide
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
My recent favorite
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Rodin’s sculpture “the thinker” (Le Penseur) depicting a male figure crouched deeply in thought
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I feel you
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Someone responds “meanwhile Rome burns” in response to a silly joke
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
When your dog wants you to know how much she loves you … #ValentinesDay
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
When you pretend not to know all the answers so your class mates stop calling you “teacher’s pet”:
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Got bored with being stuck in my echo chamber, so headed out to make new friends at a local “social group” that just started up this week in the neighborhood
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
He was training the Chinese military to do what?!
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving!
This is a chatgpt rewrite of the joke based on one user's concern that the original wasn't funny. "My dad's been working on a model ship in a bottle for 25 years. He says he's just been 'preparing' by finishing off the whisky bottles, but any day now... he's going to start building the ship. Maybe."
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
One of the greats
Gianluigu Buffon. Italian national goalkeeping legend. 176 caps over a 28 year career. 2006 World Cup winner
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
It’s come to my attention on the other site that people are posting their 20 fav songs of all time, and it’s been very insightful into revealing why there’s so much anger over there, as everyone is clearly intentionally expunging all fun, joy and beauty from their lives. Me, on the other hand:
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