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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Once I replace my knees, hips, and shoulders it’s over for you bitches

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

She’s a 10 but uses “said” as an adjective

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 18/09/2025

The GenZ mind cannot comprehend the I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched Power Hour. An entire ½hr of Veteran & Submissive Magic Wife Who Leaves When Your Friends Show Up followed by Salaryman & Mischievous Magic Wife Whose Mother Never Leaves These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

reading his breakup text the next morning while his cum is still inside me

Winnie the Pooh squinting while reading a sheet of paper

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

On September 11! Never forget😂

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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

acab includes referees

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Herbstreit as the designated Deshaun Watson ball-gaggler fits

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Muttering “this fuckin guy” all night

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

if you eat right, exercise and get plenty of sleep you can be confused for an extra seven to ten years

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You could buy a whole ass laboratory and it was like, have fun kid

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Kings of the Stone Age Alice in the Kitchen

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

bailiff: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? me: okay. first of all, I don’t like you

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Sorry I did the Heisman pose with your baby

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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I think a lot of straight women, including many who identify as feminists, use lesbians as a kind of rhetorical stand-in for disgusting, failed, or disposable women. But what lesbians actually represent is the maximalist expression of women’s freedom. When they come for us, they’re coming for you.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/09/2026

disturbing if literal: headphones

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If I were Aladdin I'd probably have addressed my crushing poverty before trying to impress some broad.

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Downgrade a movie Dr. Strangefling

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Losferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

The light in the public restroom timed out so I started yelling.

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Name five albums that helped shape you: Led Zeppelin - IV Black Sabbath - Paranoid Van Halen - 1984 Def Leppard - Pyromania Tool - Undertow

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"Explain it to me like I'm 5" Listen up, you little fuck.

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

“Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.”

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

every exercise is a lower back exercise if you do it wrong enough

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This doesn’t surprise me. My son is a sprinter on a P4 team. When he was 8, he was swimming 3,500yds in practice. It seemed dumb!

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I’ve yet to talk to anyone in this ball pit with a coherent world view.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Love how the author of genesis left so much out of the story but took the time to explain why women get periods

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Hear me out...a food truck that sells chicken that I could park next to Chick-fil-A, but on Sundays. I'll call it "Side Chick"

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

People who say “I’ve had it up to here with you” I noticed there’s still space for more.

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Dueling assassins choose patsies at dawn

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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

City Motto: uhhhhhhh let me be here

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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

just two dudes barely grasping what the other is saying, vibing

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 07/10/2024

when eminem said it makes him angry that people say nothing rhymes with orange and then proceeded to spit a bar rhyming orange with porridge and george, i really felt that he had a neurodiversity

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 02/08/2026

Taylor Farms and Kalshi partner to bring you The Diarrhea Parlay

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

No, I get it, but I will not complain about Halloween deposing Christmas as the preeminent holiday🤘

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Jaycubedla @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Don't you thumbs up emoji ME

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

what does it say about extrajudicial execution

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Charlie Rhabdo @wellguesswhat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

completely justified, no way I’m going against zoomer judgement

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 26/07/2026

You've made a loud but largely ineffectual enemy today, vending machine.

Peanut m&m stuck in a candy vending machine coil

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tharmonyd @tharmonyd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Hating your own vagina is your business. If you sexually objectify, denigrate, humiliate, or oppress any of the rest of us you can burn in hell. Abusive bitches gotta go.

Classic tharmonyd tweet.

“Turncunt: mysogynist woman.”

Written on the occasion of Susan Collins putting a rapist on the court. 10/5/18

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

My older son turned 14 this week and I also hit a milestone which is apparently now I am considered the more embarrassing parent to be seen with like have you even seen my husband? He's weird and just as old as me okay

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