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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko

@jeffkrisko.bsky.social
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Words, footballabsurdity.com FSWA Member "Does it pass the JiA test?" I'm never referring to dynasty Neoliberalism will not save us. Niners/Giants/Kings

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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 54m
Amazing lmao
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1h
Blow it all the way out of your fucking ass
@imbirth.bsky.social being a piece of shit rape apologist
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1h
I realized I haven't said it so i would like to say that everyone involved in the Cornell case but Jane Doe (including the doxxers) should all have their lives irreparably ruined 🤗
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1h
Declaring myself a shoughboi like 30s before the season started is the smartest thing I've ever done
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 7h
Countdown to some billionaire freak saying Leo fears AI because they're creating God and it will destroy Catholicism
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 8h
Curtains for Zoosha?
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 9h
I will never stop rooting for Deshaun Watson’s downfall.
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 10h
Do you think Lake St. Clair has a complex
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 11h
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11h
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 13h
[Mitch voice] its güd!
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 20h
why's he sitting like that
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 22h
Distracted boyfriend but it’s Sophie Cunningham pivoting from basketball to a podcast mic
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 22h
"hey let's keep showing that guy that everyone hates happy as hell" - amazon production crew
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 22h
Let's go Watson chant
Tsar Bomba dropped on Cleveland
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 22h
Aaron Rodgers sneak in his 40s. I turned too hard today and tweaked my ankle for a sec.
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 23h
That was such a good throw holy shit
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 23h
Getting sacked then having to listen to Mason Rudolph's dumb ass yakking in your ear
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Andrew @fakefootballs.bsky.social · 23h
We are all Mike McCarthy in this exchange:
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 23h
Im at the drug factory, I'm at the nuclear, I'm at the combination drug factory and nuclear
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just saw the future and it's a 4th round pick to create San Francisco 49ers Legend Jerry Jeudy
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kirk and Al just blatantly aggressively trying to rehab The Rapist's image. It fucking sucks
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus Christ
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pittsburgh Steelers Wide Receiver One Roman Jeffrey Wilson
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ITS THAT TIME AGAIN
Kerr Smith as Carter Horton in Final Destination saying "I'm never going to die"
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame a bunch of times and the giant TNF record player is actually there btw
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Harold Fannin TD: 👍🙌🥳🪅🎊🥂✅️ Deshaun Watson TD: 👎😡😠😢🔪❌️
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“You’re seeing a different Judkins tonight carrying the ball. He’s only averaging 3 yards a carry this year, but not tonight.” (He’s averaging 1.8 yards per carry tonight)
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James Franco's Puzzled 'Wait What' Expression
ALT: James Franco's Puzzled 'Wait What' Expression
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kirk has been on one tonight just saying questionable shit
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Long walk to a marginal result final boss
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Denzel Boston, things of that nature.
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Darnell Washington with the toughest half yard loss you've ever seen
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BROWNS ON BROWNS CRIME KIRK YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Office "you know what? I'm gonna start dating her even harder." But "dating her" is replaced with "flexing TNF players"
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly. This is the Mac Jones trade discussion all over again. They don't want to trade BTJ, you need to start from that position. If you don't start from that position, then you're already lost.
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a harried defensive coordinator trying to adapt to their unexpected scheme on the fly while thunderstruck plays for the 79th time in the last three hours
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey whoa hey hold on what
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah maybe AI could take portions of my job away but could AI get yelled at for something that isn't my fault like I can? I don't think so 😏
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry man, the sentence has been carried out THOSE ARE THE RULES
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Chicago White Sox: America's Team
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the call is coming from inside the house jd
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OMARION BADTON? MANY ARE SAYING
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Andie 🏳️‍⚧️ @mrspopsmgee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Packers are going to lose to a thermostat
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chris Burke's "this is my life. No family, no girl, no kids. This js all I do." It's edited to attribute it to "a guy already down $1500 on NFL bets and DFS this season"
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alright man sure
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Certain guys just got there first and calcified their position while doing the bare minimum because they were already there
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chris Burke's "this is my life. No family, no girl, no kids. This js all I do." It's edited to attribute it to "a guy already down $1500 on NFL bets and DFS this season"
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just found out about the Hawks/Hawkeyes thing today. Absolute complete lmao
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Big Mommy Drix 🏳️‍⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SKATTEBO: Skatt want 40 carries MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator
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