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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 8h

I have known so many girls like this.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 15h

Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 14h

Powered through and completed some incredibly simple tasks and emails stuff. I will not be accepting praise for effort because it's not made a dent in the overall volume of unmet obligations and also I cried afterwards.

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20h

My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 18h

Fascists encountering consequences is a rare and precious thing 🥰 But remember we can all do our little bit to change that. If you spot a fascist, why not impose a consequence?

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Ben McKenna @benmckenna.bsky.social · 19h

Yeah, that'll happen with motor vehicles.

No explosive devices found,
counter terror police say -
but quantity of petrol
recovered

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Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 20h

JCO for the win.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 19h

There's a font that can surely only be named after the apocryphal Hitler-based brand name of methadone?

List of fonts including one named "Adolfine"

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20h

NATIONALISE ERLING HAALAND

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 19h

I really wanna revel in the Man City stuff, but ...

tweet for 2016

I'd like to see donny trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam

*he does*

Ah! Well! Nevertheless

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 20h

This is literally the opposite of how I do my tax return.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A therapist once suggested keeping a gratitude list, and I hope it's acceptable that the top 3 are consistently: Diet Coke, Ritalin, and the advent of vapes meaning that my nicotine addiction now costs less than including butter in a weekly shop.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There must be some kind of practical resource for "I had a massive breakdown, and now the backlog of tasks is so massive that I'm paralysed by it", but I can't work out the appropriate search terms.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think people find it unusual that me and Mr. S have been together for a decade and don't pool our finances. I guess the same reason we've never married. Yes, we are a couple. We are each other's person. But we are also individuals. Our love is a given. Surely love does not demand deindviduation?

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

good morning, life is suffering

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just want to emphasise that women see and appreciate these interventions. We do know that you are endangering yourselves. We know that the men who harass and grope and rape us feel entitled to our bodies, and that a "less manly" man suggesting otherwise triggers fury and violence.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Years ago, I was walking home late one night, and a drunk guy was harassing me - trying to get me to go home with him, pushy sex comments, etc. After a few mins, his mate turned to him and said, firmly but not aggressively, "MATE. leave her alone, yeah?" And he did. I think about him all the time.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't wear/use these items anywhere near enough to justify keeping rather than selling them. But I love them. They capture my vibe. If they must go, I want it to be to someone who loves them in the same irrational weirdo freak way as I do. Selling them to a normal human being would be a tragedy.

High heeled grey suede brogues, purple Harris tweed handbag, silver flat dr. Martens.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Poorly throat means hurts to talk, but Mr. S is playing "Nada Personal" by Soda Stereo and I can't stop myself singing along to the "oh, oh, ohs". If you're not familiar with Soda Stereo, or Latin American synth pop generally, I can highly recommend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko24...

youtube.com

Soda Stereo - Nada Personal (Official Audio)

YouTube video by SodaStereoVEVO

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NotQuiteLight @notquitelight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Manchester & Salford, September 29th 2026 First Light: 05.51 Sunrise: 07.06 Sunset: 18.50 Nightfall: 20.05

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I bet introducing a pressure washer to your first born son is a really special moment in the life of a male heterosexual. Wholesome. Dudes rock.

bearded white man in green top pressure washing fan tyres with a beautiful ginger toddler

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That actually seems like a very modest number of people to be on an airbase.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Crazy number of runners on Oxford Road. Come on, guys, yers can't all be recovering addicts chasing the one high still available to you.

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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Just giving this one last kick to try and get over the line with some bills. As always, if you can’t/don’t, no harm no foul.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You're damn right I'm gonna mention that I've spent nearly £50 on oragel over this motherfucker.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can't believe we had nation discourse over whether Nicola Coughlan was attractive. I keep having to rewind "Big Mood" because I've been distracted by her attractiveness.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You know, I wasn't a sickly person until my early 30s? I remember being low key proud of the fact I'd never needed antibiotics nor any other treatment for physical illness. Then my life got turned upside down and I turned into this fragile disease-magnet. Take me back.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Often when we praise comedy for being innovative and unorthodox - original to the point you don't even see younger performers attempt an immitation - the subtext is that you respect it, but the laughs are a bit sparse. Alexei Sayle's Stuff was both groundbreaking and rip-roaring funny.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh, completely. Imagine how frustrating it is to play a cracking ball and have no one anticipate it? And loads of clueless tossers in the crowd shouting "who was that to?"

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Fahad @13411fahad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I mean in fairness.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It probably isn't Brett Angel, but my heart says it is.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The median-US-citizen attempts to decode this in his replies are a thing of beauty.

Tweet for Zohran Mamdani that simply reads 114.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So far down the batting order that I'd hardly ever set foot on the pitch. Field at Third Man for both right and left handers. But I'd be a presence in the dressing room and do a smashing tea spread.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When I was Properly Insane, I ordered two pairs of "work trousers" off Vinted with elasticated waists, and I can't believe the crazy me did myself such a profound kindness.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just booked my flu and covid jabs. I don't know why (or even if) I qualify. All I'll say is I've had both vaccines at every possible juncture since 2020 and have never once been asked for evidence of being immunocompromised ... www.nhs.uk/nhs-services...

nhs.uk

Book, change or cancel a flu vaccination appointment

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Give Cameolord pharmacy the Freedom of the City.

White persons hand holding paper pharmacy bag implicitly containing pain relief.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I constantly find myself wondering why people choose to be kind to me or have me as their friend when I take so much and have so little to give back. The only helpful conclusion I can come to is "hunni, that ain't none of yo business".

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

🔵 October is going to be OK 🔵 I have jotted down some work possibilities and will delve deeper this week 🔵 I have social recovery goals in place, including a frosty beer with @hurricaneros.bsky.social and comedy with @kimnolan.bsky.social 🔵 I have got enough reward points for a free Maccie's tea

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is the most succinct explanation of inattentive ADHD I can come up with.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well, the drugs don't prescribe themselves, Janice.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ots too early for me to do good words, so all I'll say is that for every dickhead there is a diamond. I'm gonna try and log off to the best of my ability. Please enjoy these nice flowers that were bought for me.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Already an all-timer post, to be fair.

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I hardly ever lose my temper, but endo pain is awful today, and I (foolishly, but despairingly) used my prescribed codeine on the recent throat abscess. Then, wrangling with a cumbersome parcel, the shoe rack fell and blocked the front door. Guess the neighbours heard me yell "OH, FOR CUNT'S FUCK"

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