Reposted by Skin WeaselJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 10hAnybody who does this deserves the outcome 422197257
Reposted by Skin WeaselMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s Friday so I might see if Bigfoot wants a handjob tonight. 75827
Reposted by Skin Weaselbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026feels like more than anything they are very eager to cook up a usecase for this stuff beyond ugly pictures and computer coding. like when nft guys would wax gildedly about the media sphere of their slurp juice ape 934726
Reposted by Skin WeaselRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026DIRECTOR: Okay, let's have fun. We're just doing a funky little song about Ghostbusters for the soundtrack. There is no need to make anything sexual. RAY PARKER, JR: Got it DIRECTOR: Take 1. RAY PARKER, JR: 🎶 BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD DIRECTOR: ...Cut. 0261
Reposted by Skin WeaselMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that. 1043782592
Reposted by Skin WeaselAl Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 29/09/2026Google Maps images show scale of Israel's destruction of Gaza, where more than 74,000 Palestinians have been killed.aljazeera.comSatellite images show Gaza in ruins three years into Israel's genocidal warGoogle Maps images show scale of Israel's destruction of Gaza, where more than 74,000 Palestinians have been killed. 21703416
Reposted by Skin Weaselcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera): 8845132
Reposted by Skin Weaselalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026why does "Hobby Lobby" sound like a sloppy blow job (derogatory) 119616
Reposted by Skin Weaselcatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 24/09/2026could be pretty important stuff www.reddit.com/r/newzealand...reddit.comFrom the newzealand community on Reddit: This Could Change The Way Victims Get JusticeExplore this post and more from the newzealand community 054
Reposted by Skin Weasel🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river 2523162
Reposted by Skin WeaselMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Jesus, take the wheel. Okay, now drive off a cliff. 17029
Reposted by Skin WeaselEric @uwebollocks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I am up to my fucking ass in hot peppers right now. I will probably end up around 2,000 lbs by the end of the season 7522
Reposted by Skin Weaselm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 23/08/2026coworker told me about how when he was a kid he was digging holes in his backyard looking for dinosaur bones but only found part of an old cowboy boot before his mom made him stop she said he was tearing up the yard but it sounds to me like she murdered a cowboy 111156155
Reposted by Skin WeaselMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Standing outside Burger King just doing hip thrusts like a fuckin maniac. 713948
Reposted by Skin WeaselMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Awful decision by Maye, but man—shoutout to Josh Jobe and Nehemiah Pritchett. Legion of whom balled the f out tonight. 65181795
Skin Weasel @weinertron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This dude was a Monday morning staple for a very long time. Great NFL content. 000
Reposted by Skin Weaselpuffin @tokyohearse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026(taking my wife by the hand to show her the steak i’m searing) See that honey? See how it’s turning brown? (wrapping my arms around her and closing my eyes blissfully) Its the Dunning Kruger reaction 111510
Reposted by Skin WeaselProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Christian McCaffrey's next receiving touchdown will give him sole possession of the record for the most receiving TDs by a running back in NFL history. McCaffrey's current total of 36 receiving touchdowns ties him with Marshall Faulk for the most ever.nbcsports.comChristian McCaffrey's next receiving TD will give him the most for a RB in NFL historyThe next time 49ers running back Christian McCaffrey catches a touchdown pass, he'll have a unique achievement in NFL history. 1182
Skin Weasel @weinertron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Feel like I'm missing some hot hot pepper content @uwebollocks.bsky.social this season? 120
Reposted by Skin Weaselthe springfieldianville horror @springfieldians.bsky.social · 07/09/2026happy labor day to all the workers and parasites 81153285
Skin Weasel @weinertron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Found some cigarillos (?) old ass to be sure. gonna spark one... 000
Skin Weasel @weinertron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Yes. But I'm also optimistic about our growing partnership with Nordics and EU 000
Skin Weasel @weinertron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Trump’s deal was struck with the un-elected interim president, Delcy Rodríguez, who took power in January after her predecessor, Nicolás Maduro, was abducted by US special forces. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...theguardian.comNobel laureate Machado: ‘Illegitimate’ Venezuela regime has no right to strike US oil dealOpposition leader says interim government lacking democratic mandate to negotiate on natural resources 000
Reposted by Skin Weaselceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on 193218904413
Reposted by Skin Weaselhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I ordered one boy extra creamy and they called the police 521028
Reposted by Skin WeaselDr Argue FT @whatsthepointsk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026US trade policystatic.klipy.comWiley E Coyote Road RunnerALT: Wiley E Coyote Road Runner 053
Reposted by Skin Weaselwalruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 26/12/2024whenever i'm running down a hallway and someone tries to stop me by dumping a bucket of marbles in front of me, it works. i stop to eat the marbles every single time 114028
Reposted by Skin WeaselJimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck 13298171830
Reposted by Skin WeaselFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 31/08/2026benadryl at night, hat man's delight 121279229
Reposted by Skin WeaselTheo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Today's #ClassicCartoon 402103312457
Reposted by Skin WeaselDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 02/06/2025When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs. 351880427
Reposted by Skin Weasel"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 24/08/2026Here is David Lee Roth for no reason. 8548
Reposted by Skin WeaselUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 22/08/2026one good start to fixing all the crap in this country would probably be rounding up all the chiropractors. nip that whole thing in the bud right there 1132914
Reposted by Skin WeaselTheo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star 27485101
Reposted by Skin Weaselmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Dishwasher is broken. Using a fireplace poker and barbecue tongs to eat spaghetti off a wall clock 1483701286
Reposted by Skin WeaselViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“God has a plan for you” No, thanks. I’m familiar with his work 201636398
Reposted by Skin WeaselBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 26/07/2026might go for a stroll and see if I can get run over by a bus or something 49538
Reposted by Skin Weaselan dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If Fraggle Rock was real, we would have hunted them to extinction 3457
Reposted by Skin Weaselbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 31/07/2026the most succesful psyop of the last 20 years is getting rid of headphone jacks in order to make the plebes hate sharing space with each other 2976
Reposted by Skin Weasellauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/07/2026leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested" 251912254
Reposted by Skin Weaselhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 18/07/2026is there a mrs gooner pig 2523
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[unzips fannypack filled with jellybeans and some fall out]
Dammit
[bends over to pick them up and the rest spill out]
DAMMIT](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreianc33m3bzovisifg7k523c7rvq6xqn3ui4ueupybl7va5x6ygvli)
