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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jeffrey Epstein Funko Pop
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Replaced my "bright idea" lightbulb over my head to a new LED bulb. More energy efficient
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
"I came as soon as I heard about your Grandma" Gross dude, she died
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Soup store called Best of Broth Worlds
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why does my text message app have an update every other fucking day. It's only supposed to do one thing
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can anyone recognize this Genesis ad that's been Shroud of Turin'd onto this comic book board? I think it's Comix Zone
A ghostly imprint of the back of a comic book showing an ad for some kinda Sega Genesis ad
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can anyone recognize this Genesis ad that's been Shroud of Turin'd onto this comic book board? I think it's Comix Zone
A ghostly imprint of the back of a comic book showing an ad for some kinda Sega Genesis ad
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sodomy spoke in Class today
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine being a caveman after a successful hunt but then realizing you're gonna have to have leftover mammoth for like an entire month
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Boba teaz nuts
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Alcoholic Capri-Sun
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someday my dad will regret teaching me how to tie a noose as a kid (This is a joke)
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
We're sorry, your call cannot completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. If you need help, please hang up and then dial the operator.
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ancient Nosferatu type vampire who becomes obsessed with television game shows and is super excited to finally be on the price is right
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Opening up a budget dispensary called Seeds 'N' Stems
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New Jersey lowkey shaped like Mitch McConnel in his little brain-dead car seat getting scooted around
an outline of new jersey
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New Jersey lowkey shaped like Mitch McConnel in his little brain-dead car seat getting scooted around
an outline of new jersey
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Going down any aisle at Walmart and seeing this
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Resident Evil 2026
Alt: Resident Evil 2026
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Coyote Vs Acme 2 Coyote has stage 4 cancer
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine being a billionaire and NOT living in a 1 to 1 recreation of the adventure time tree house
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wow I wonder how big a penny press was used to make this
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mike's Flaccid Lemonade
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
"Help me step-Slowbro!"
A Pokemon Topps card from the Pikachus Vacation short. The card is called Trapped Charizard, and shows a profile shot of Charizard with his head stuck in some kinda pipe
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They turned the gun I would draw as a kid into a real one
A weird ass looking gun
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Somedays you diap up the world, and somedays the world diaps up you This post in honor of @brycebryce.bsky.social
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ohio Miyazaki
A photo of Hayao Miyazaki but I morphed his head into the shape of Ohio
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These gas prices gotta be really cool to those guys who get off on spending money
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look I'm not saying that the ultimate man ISN'T Christopher Walken, just that I'm surprised it is
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Numerical order phone book
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wheeling Mitch McConnell in to vote like a tweaker wheeling grandma to the bank to get access to her checking account
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wheeling Mitch McConnell in to vote like a tweaker wheeling grandma to the bank to get access to her checking account
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My Neighbor Toledo
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Serious Bigness @seriousbigness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We released our Official Announce Trailer today! Check it out here: youtu.be/OEl_H0N8eAM
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Serious Bigness - Official Announce Trailer
YouTube video by Serious Bigness
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e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every single one
the dog was probably bad too
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Vaping pure DDT to get rid of the mosquitos and eagles in my back yard
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ohio Miyazaki
A photo of Hayao Miyazaki but I morphed his head into the shape of Ohio
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran looks like one of those websites where everyone can draw on the same canvas
screenshot of /r/place
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need everyone to stop what they are doing and watch the trailer for the game Serious Bigness. Shit looks so good. It's like Legally Distinct Kaiju x Katamari Damacy and it feels like it was made just for me. Can't wait for a demo Seriously, the trailer only has 140 views, which is criminal
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Serious Bigness - Gameplay Footage
YouTube video by Serious Bigness
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Popping open cans of biscuits by slamming them against the counter just to feel something
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran looks like one of those websites where everyone can draw on the same canvas
screenshot of /r/place
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Popping open cans of biscuits by slamming them against the counter just to feel something
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Butterfly pee is blue? What the fuck have they been drinking
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Serious Bigness @seriousbigness.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You're a tiny kaiju dreaming of becoming a titan! Topple everything from dominoes to skyscrapers in a fully physics-driven world to grow big, seriously big. Wishlist now! store.steampowered.com/app/4950640/...
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Serious Bigness on Steam
You’re a tiny kaiju dreaming of becoming a titan! Topple everything from dominoes to skyscrapers in a fully physics-driven world to grow big, seriously big! But move fast: kaiju are sleepy creatures a...
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need everyone to stop what they are doing and watch the trailer for the game Serious Bigness. Shit looks so good. It's like Legally Distinct Kaiju x Katamari Damacy and it feels like it was made just for me. Can't wait for a demo Seriously, the trailer only has 140 views, which is criminal
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Serious Bigness - Gameplay Footage
YouTube video by Serious Bigness
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Heat map but it's only dip and shit
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Going to the nearest gas station that has a microwave and throwing a fork in it for 45 minutes
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Going to the nearest gas station that has a microwave and throwing a fork in it for 45 minutes
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Robotussy
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Due to inflation, the name Maximilian has been updated to Maxibilian
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Due to inflation, the name Maximilian has been updated to Maxibilian
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