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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 29/09/2026
note to self...do NOT say someones grandpa eats poop. they do NOT like it 😅
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026
hey, dont kill yourself. they finally reached a settlement in that CVS digital privacy case. you can get $5 without even proving you're a member of the class. you are wanted here.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026
Did you watch this stupid shit yet???? youtu.be/dKjhBz76E_Y
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Name Change Week Returns!
YouTube video by Go Off Kings
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Chef Kevin @kevinbartelt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A super fun episode with Lauren Lapkus. We talk memory, nostalgia, and write a few journal entries for a bizarre person. Check it out! www.patreon.com/letuscook/po...
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A Very Memorable Journal with Lauren Lapkus | Let Us Cook
Lauren Lapkus is one of the coolest, funniest, nicest people I know. I had a really fun chat with her about memory, parenting, and nostalgia
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026
watching football and decided to google a guy i remember playing a few years ago. delighted to find out he now produces a youtube series called Pimp My Hunt
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026
LA RAMS KICKER: Hey I'm a great big fat guy named Harry Mevis. Is that a problem for anybody? ME: Nope. All good on my end 👍
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, we're still suspended. But if you miss the stream, check out our latest YouTube video! www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKjh...
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Name Change Week Returns!
YouTube video by Go Off Kings
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/09/2026
I just looked it up and I guess veterans eat poop? What the hell?
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 26/09/2026
we did a really good Watch This Live Then stream last night, featuring some extremely good instagram blokes/birds and the all time best accidental partridge www.patreon.com/whatsallthis.... sign up at the Full English tier to get this VOD and everything else we make
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Watch This Live Then: September 2026 | What's All This Then
Watch This Live Then: September 2026 by What's All This Then on Patreon. Join What's All This Then's community for exclusive content and updates.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/09/2026
mfw its a Unix system and im a hacker
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 25/09/2026
i wish i could see this but my life is SHIT. dont be like me, a LOSER!
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mikanky
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YKS @yourkickstartersucks.com · 25/09/2026
Gather the crowd! Shout it aloud! New epi-soud! Of YKS Premium! www.patreon.com/yourkickstar...
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 25/09/2026
i dont see the big deal. at my interview i had to buttchug the coffee. (was in a frat at UT)
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just heard a guy at the bank bragging because his account number is pretty low. The lady was like “well they don’t do them in numerical order”
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 25/09/2026
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 25/09/2026
my son is brute forcing jurassic park into my letterboxd top 4. after watching it every day for 3 months, i do kind of think maybe this is just the best movie ever made??
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merritt @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 25/09/2026
this sentence has a beautiful lilt to it. its a poem
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
watching some more mac & cheese review videos tonight. judging by the comments this one should be really good. twitch.tv/gooffkings
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 22/09/2026
when im in a "dying off screen in jurassic park to the point that you forget im even in the movie" competition and my opponent is samuel l jackson
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 22/09/2026
Just FYI in some places they make the revolving doors big enough where two guys and one of the guys is wearing a really huge backpack can fit into the same section. Now I know that NYC is different. No big deal! Live and learn haha.
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targeted366.bsky.social @targeted366.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 21/09/2026
i love that this dweeb streams on YouTube once a week in front of his trophy wall so 60 british guys can tell him he's a wanker
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 20/09/2026
anyone else kinda coming around on Lauren Boebert now that we know she's bi?
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Blocked Party @blockedparty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stefan Hell 7: The Death of a Fast Food Reviewer w/ @kevinbartelt.bsky.social. Joey nearly dies and we dig into it all here. Could we have foreseen this? Will he eventually die in his car? And John gives an algo update www.patreon.com/blockedparty...
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Stefan Hell 7: The Death of a Fast Food Reviewer w/ Chef Kevin | Blocked Party
Chef Kevin (podcaster/streamer) joins us for the first time for another edition of Stefan Hell, where Stefan decides what we cover for an ep
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The VO in the first season of How It’s Made is so quaint. The guy is like, “Who could resist the delicious taste of a cracker? Everyone loves this delectable treat, be they kids, adults, or even sal-teens.” And later they’ll say like, a faucet is a bathroom’s joy.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 18/09/2026
I think I've finally seen enough of the country to debut...the 1st Edition of 🇺🇸 JF's US City Rankings! 🇺🇸 1. NYC 2. Chicago 3. SF 4. LA ... 857. Philadelphia ... 19494. Ft. Worth 19495. Dallas This list will be updated as Dolly Parton International Airport continues to add destinations.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 18/09/2026
One thing you can always skip is being careful when opening overhead luggage bins. It's just a waste of everyone's time, since items most likely stayed in place during travel.
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
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Just Sharks | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump? | Cam James, Mark Samual Bonanno and Demi Lardner
YouTube video by Grouse House
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 16/09/2026
this guy just walked up to me in bryant park and said "hey i dont know how to play chess but can i sit here with you and make the pieces fight?" does anybody know him? seems like a dangerous creep. mamdani's new york.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 16/09/2026
(guy walking around NYC voice) man i hope there's a really small Dunkin' Donuts around the corner up here that stinks like weed. i really need to go past some scaffolding into one of those for some reason
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 14/09/2026
I just fucked Ed Sheeran to death? What the fuck????
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 14/09/2026
in the preview of this post it actually played the gif, which is of an ice cube tray exploding after getting shot with a bazooka
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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
INTRODUCING "QUORATORS: MOST ONLINE MIND!" We asked seven of our favorite podcasts and youtubers to present the most internet-brained weirdo they know, and now YOU get to vote on who brings home the trophy! Go watch: youtu.be/Gxi9bROrK-s
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QUORATORS: MOST ONLINE MIND! w/ Guys Podcast, Internet Comment Etiquette, Kill the Computer, & more!
YouTube video by Quorators
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
yeah lemme just make the capital I and lowercase l look exactly the same, that’ll work out great. not
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Two things: 1) New video youtu.be/3ImtXqP3_XE?... 2) The A/B test for this one’s title is not working out well for me at this moment
My A/B test for the YouTube titles. One is generic (46% watch time) the other is “if this title wins the YouTube A/B test I’ll get put through a table live on stream”
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 13/09/2026
tonights the kinda night that would really pop with some of that classic martin herlihy action on snl. but god is dead
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 12/09/2026
every time i drink a smoothie i think of steve jobs. "damn this is good. i would die for this."
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
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A social media exchange between two chicken chain restaurants, Chicken Boogie and Wings Goofy. Text: Chicken Boogie:
Who is in the mood for CHICKEN???

WingsGoofy:
hey, everybody likes chicken! we respect your game, Chicken Boogie! cluck cluck.

Chicken Boogie:
Chicken Boogie is the best chicken! But yours is good too!

WingsGoofy:
? all chicken is good chicken! haha! we both offer great chicken for our fans! cluck!

Chicken Boogie: 
Sure yeah! Some of us are just fresher and more discotastic than others!!! :)

WingsGoofy:
wow! you are being a little bit of a bitch to
me! cluck.

(aside: chicken bitch is another restaurant)
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 11/09/2026
exactlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 11/09/2026
i hope this isnt too dishonest but i plan on spending the $5,000 trump dividend even if i dont vote for republicans. at the end of the day, money is money
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 09/09/2026
Whoa check this out. I read a weird little story for an audiobook podcast called Goblin Market from writer Nolan Sordyl. Listen to it now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
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Cloudlands ft. Jesse Farrar
Podcast Episode · Goblin Market · September 8 · 52m
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 10/09/2026
This is one of the most horrifying pieces of content ever generated. It shocks the conscience.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 10/09/2026
scammers are everywhere. on youtube selling your data to crackheads, and on bluesky lying about needing rent money so they can get truckfuls of sodas delivered. some scammers do get popped on a college campus though. tough business!
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
JF is back! And we're playing a monkey bomb defusing game with our friend @demilardner.bsky.social! twitch.tv/gooffkings
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 09/09/2026
The new Metroid looks okay but...really, enough of the gender swapping! Absolutely no reason for Samus to be a girl in this one other than to appeal to the woke gaming crowd 😞
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