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Joe Kassabian

@jkass99.bsky.social
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Sci fi and Fantasy Author. Holocaust and Genocide Historian. Host of the Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 7h
Conservatives love trying to attack people by pointing out how much they rule.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 15h
Someone started putting up "Remigration" stickers outside of my apartment building. Eat my shit and hair you're not getting rid of me.
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Citizen G’Kar @brunt-fca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey @jkass99.bsky.social , I figured you’d be a pretty good writer after being a fan of LLBD for years, but it turns out you’re a great one. Frontier Corps is the best military sci fi since the last time I read Abnett. You’ll be getting my audible credits for the foreseeable.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Attacking a guy by making him sound cool as hell.
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Enjoying the show? Become a member of our Patreon and get our next episode right now! www.patreon.com/lionsledbydo...
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EARLY EPISODE: The Battle of Graignes | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
EARLY EPISODE: The Battle of Graignes by Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon. Join Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨After the US dropped the atomic bomb on Japan, the Soviets invade Japanese occupied Manchuria. The front crumbled in only a few weeks in the middle of a cloud of confusion, various orders to surrender from the Emperor, and more than one ignored ceasefire. soundcloud.com/llbdpodcast/...
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Episode 433: Operation August Storm
BUY JOE'S BOOK https://www.amazon.com/Highlands-Burn-Foundling-Brigade-Saga-ebook/dp/B0GSG5CNXX/ In 1945, after the nuclear weapons were already dropped, the Soviet Union entered the war against Jap
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was wondering when the US would start doing the next "migrant caravan" scare campaign.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never watched NXT so my first exposure to Benjamin Satterley's (PAC) work was in AEW. From that moment on I was a huge fan. It was only a matter of time until he got his time with the big gold. RIP King.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Detroit Tigers put this out specifically to target me
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cork was an amazing audience! Thank you!
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a fairytale that people love to tell themselves so they can be convinced that the arc of history bends toward justice. The vast, VAST majority of the men of the SS walked away without even spending a second in prison.
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are LIVE tonight in Cork, Ireland! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/lions-led-...
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast LIVE IN CORK 26th September
We're coming to Ireland for the first time. We're staring history in the face. Joe, Nate, and Tom will perform live at in Cork on 26/09/2026
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Passport scanning system broke down at Schiphol Airport Passport Control but only for British passport holders lol.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Tracks that unite Wendy’s menu items with emo culture." Someone at whichever venture capital firm thought this was a good idea is getting turbo fired www.theprp.com/2026/09/23/n...
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Fast-Food Chain Wendy's Enlist Silverstein, Blessthefall, Memphis May Fire, Etc. Members For New Emo EP - Theprp.com
Released in partnership with Rise Records.
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BLOOD WORK @bloodwork.show · 24/09/2026
Lions Led By Donkeys fans: @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social LLBD have a live show at Kino in Cork 🇮🇪 this Saturday, September 26th at 19:30. Tickets are selling fast but there are a handful left:
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast LIVE IN CORK 26th September
We're coming to Ireland for the first time. We're staring history in the face. Joe, Nate, and Tom will perform live at in Cork on 26/09/2026
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*destroying my own water supply to murder Palestinans* I can't believe Hamas would do this. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Israel facing water shortages caused by destruction of Gaza’s treatment plants
Five desalination plants shut down for days, while Gaza remains in grip of severe water and sanitation crisis
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guess I did the patriotic thing of immigrating to a country that has far higher taxes than anywhere in my birth country by a large margin.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If they are fake HOW ARE THEY PAYING FOR IT YOU DUMB FUCK
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck this guy and anyone who supports him
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drone pilots complain of mental toll of blowing up a school.
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 the US was not alone during their war in Vietnam. the US paid huge sums for South Korea to deploy troops to combat. On one hand, Park Chung-Hee secured the bag. On the other...there were some war crimes. A lot of them. soundcloud.com/llbdpodcast/...
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Episode 432 - Korea in the Vietnam War
SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys COME SEE US LIVE SEPTEMBER 26TH IN CORK, IRELAND https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast-live-in-cork-26th-s
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Even Fox News knows this guy doesn't have the juice for their sicko audience
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Armenia put out an ad for new biometric passports using entirely AI. So of course they created a woman with 2 different surnames, one of which is spelled wrong.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This shit is so funny man. I'm an American immigrant to the Netherlands and have seen Andre Rieu in concert in Maastricht. He did his entire show in English and joked about how he is more popular in Australia than The Netherlands.
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Cienfuegos 🔆 🌻 @madjackstan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This book rules btw
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎵and you can have it all🎵 🎵my empire of slop🎵
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of the two new seasons of Physical 100, Physical 100 Mexico is way better than Physical 100 Italy. Mexico has Mistico as a competitor AND HE WORKS AN ENTIRE CHALLENGE WITH AN OLYMPIC WRESTLER INCLUDING HITTING A HURRICANRANA. Pure cinema
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Didn't die
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was detained by ICE last year in DC when I was walking to the gym.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"We are simply too dumb to do our jobs" is an incredible cop out
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have been saying for years that I didn't trust an Armenian who was working for an outlet called The Young Turks and she has spent that same amount of time proving that I was right. Nobody clocks us like we do.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A mod from r/doordash (username i_love_femboys6969) got arrested by the FBI for plotting his SECOND ISIS inspired terrorist attack after previously being radicalized on roblox. If you understand all the twists and turns of this story like I do, it's time to log off. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/butle...
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Butler County Man Charged with Receiving a Firearm and Ammunition With Intent to Commit Terrorism on Behalf of ISIS
Jonathan Hunter Kramer, 21, a resident of Valencia, Pennsylvania, has been charged by federal criminal complaint with receiving a firearm and ammunition knowing or having reasonable cause to believe t...
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
US taxpayers continue to bankroll a genocide
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A few tickets are still available for our show on the 26th! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/lions-led-...
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast LIVE IN CORK 26th September
We're coming to Ireland for the first time. We're staring history in the face. Joe, Nate, and Tom will perform live at in Cork on 26/09/2026
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Enjoying the show? Get our next episode right now! www.patreon.com/lionsledbydo...
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EARLY EPISODE: South Korea in the Vietnam War | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
EARLY EPISODE: South Korea in the Vietnam War by Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon. Join Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 the conclusion to our series on the Imjin War! soundcloud.com/llbdpodcast/...
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Episode 431 - The Imjin War: Part 6
PART 6/6 COME SEE US LIVE IN CORK, IRELAND SEPTEMBER 26TH https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast-live-in-cork-26th-september-tickets-1993823733459 GET YOUR LIVESTREAM TICKETS H
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How does Ed Sheeran fuck this up so badly that everyone is sympathetic for Macklemore in 2026
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Plot twist: the Undertaker entrance music he was listening to was Rollin' By Limp Bizkit
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Get the Secretary of Defense to do an interview during a war that has gone wrong in every conceivable way since its conception, been declared over about 300 times, ect 60 Minutes: tell me about your feelings, Sir.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stripping the copper wire out of the National Spirit Halloween they have created.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is adorable watching the new Detroit Lions fans we've gathered over the last few very brief years of not being total ass be hopeful for a coming season. You'll learn like the rest of us have. You'll be given only pain and suffering.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As opposed to European nations like Canada, Australia, and Israel www.politico.eu/article/kaza...
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Kazakhstan can’t sing its way into Eurovision in 2027
The EBU says the country “does not qualify for full membership at this time.”
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A thousand AI driven Taiping Heavenly Kingdoms will be born arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
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Man told ChatGPT he was feeling delusional. ChatGPT insisted he was Jesus.
Man with bipolar disorder sued OpenAI after surviving ChatGPT-linked suicide attempt.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All you have to do to control the FBI director is troll him on Twitter www.ibtimes.co.uk/kash-patel-f...
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FBI Records Show Kash Patel Ordered Staff To Fight Epstein Criticism on X After Troll '@Ifindretards' Mocked Him
Newly released FBI messages show Director Kash Patel urged his communications team to promote the bureau's crime statistics in response to online criticism linked to the Epstein files.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look, all I'm saying is the Houthis conducted zero amphious landings prior to Mr. Beast and James Patterson publishing a book together.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finished Hyperion for my book club and started on The Highlands Burn by @jkass99.bsky.social I’m enjoying it. #booksky
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Things that happen when a war has been declared over about 500 times www.airandspaceforces.com/iran-damages...
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Iran Damages US A-10, F-15s with Missile Attack on Air Base in Jordan
An A-10 Thunderbolt and F-15E Strike Eagles were damaged in an Iranian ballistic missile attack on a U.S. air base in Jordan.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Continue being dead, I assume.
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