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Boo B 👻🐝

@vtbee80.bsky.social
3.6K followers 829 following 3.6K posts

she/her/hers 🏳️‍🌈 always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry. avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social banner by @chellygoose.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4…

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21m
I will come to your party as long as no one else is there
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 30m
Well Dweller
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 13h
the desire to be known but not perceived
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 1h
hey boss i’m gonna need to leave early i sneezed three times and also ᶦ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ⁿᵉʷ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ʰᵒᵐᵉ
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 15h
Bounce on it in the name of Jesus
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
save money on bills by walking into traffic
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
getting plastic surgery to have all of my hair replaced with multicolored feathers
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I ate all the cookies in the house so no one would be tempted. I live alone.
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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me receiving a text: I cannot possibly be expected to respond to this in under three days or perhaps ten me sending a text: having not received a response in five minutes the only logical conclusion is that this person hates me and wishes I would die in a fire
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
how about this…human sized bank tubes for fast travel anywhere in the world
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duckleberry “goblin dat pussy” jam @ifuckedyr.mom · 04/10/2026
have you considered doing acid and dressing up as a fairytale creature about it?
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wouldn’t eat that if I were you. - me, serving dinner.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😍
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*at the bottom of the ocean This is nice.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
running into the bog to do bog activities
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
opened a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and threw away the lid because i’m not a quitter
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fox in socks in crocs.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🥰
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone wrote ‘boobs like church bells’ and I'll never write anything better than that
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thank you :)
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
might’ve hurt less on bone, the flesh there is pretty tender
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
something new today. inner right thigh
a black and grey tattoo of a tree lady. her head is tilted back. she has tulips wrapped around her arms. her right arms is outstretched and her left arm is bent toward her body. she has roots for feet.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The best thing about being crazy is that the days you feel a little less crazy can be pretty good days.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy, happy birthday 🎉
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s all pretty fucked up, man.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Can’t even reanimate the dead with black magic anymore because of woke
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 02/10/2026
in my culture it’s customary to stop at the fridge for a temporary snack on the way to the pantry for a long term snack
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just made up a guy in my head: Rutherford B. Hotdogs. what do you think he’s all about
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When I am king, email will be outlawed. If you want my attention you'll have to shout at me through a traffic cone
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we shouldn’t be censoring genitals we should be censoring knees my god, those things are abominations
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ever since i was a little girl i knew i would be insane on the internet someday
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Hey you have ADHD but you are really good at time management, why is that?" Because if I'm not early everywhere I go, I feel I'm gunna be executed :).
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
good 🫶🏻
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Staying alive out of spite.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m a pretty good catch if you’re into things that are really, really gross.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sex is like riding a bike: Illegal, immoral and extremely dangerous
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my brain is wired different (wrong)
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i can pretty much do what i want and that’s a huge problem
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I get followers the old fashioned way, by bribing them with hand jobs
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if i was in a horror movie i would not be wandering off by myself
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💚𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💚 @drucifer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Everything the light touches is our kingdom.” “What’s that shadowy place?” “That’s the Backrooms, Simba! you must never go there!”
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hi, I would like to purchase a vehicle that costs more than my parents' first home
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well you’re in luck, that’s all of them now
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/10/2026
i do not think the lines are real on flame grilled la croix
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think cats should have guns
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