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Pat-HEX-myth

@patri.xyz
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The experiment requires that we continue. My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions. Some of these are jokes. Never explain the boat. (He/Him) Sufficiently Indistinguishable. @yardcrow.com, @previously.blue, @built.blue

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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 1m
Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’ I pick and choose the parts I like best in books I've read. This isn't just about alms for the poor, but also how we treat those who have violated even our most important laws.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 1h
I like a lot of people who dislike other people I like. I think that's really unfortunate. Not my problem, strictly speaking. It runs the other way too, which I'm more opposed to.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 1h
It probably FEELS contradictory to say people shouldn't be mean to strangers, and also being against accounts being suspended for it. It's really not.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 14h
Even without a battery, my California energy bill last month was -$8 due to solar. (I’m in Germany, but we have a renter) We’re starting to see change, despite the corruption trying to make us hold on to carbon fuel dependency.
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The US state replacing power plants with home batteries
Spread across thousands of ordinary homes, Vermont's virtual power plant has become its largest power source. It's protecting owners from outages and providing cheaper, cleaner energy.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 22h
Maybe the affordable hamburger is all the friends we’ve made along the way?
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/10/2024
If you see this post vampires
Billionaires- Musk, Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 23h
I hardly even mention it these days, but another great listen from @tkingfisher.com. Library this time. A sorceress comes to call. There are no bad titles. Read/Listen to them all.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 23h
tell your kids that authority is bullshit, and they can walk out of anywhere at any time, and that's just fine.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 23h
So, the problem is the ice in an iced coffee, so best stick with a martini.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
tonight's dinner. a few ounces of cold steak, an avocado, and some leftover pico de gallo. no chips, no rice, no tortilla? what's happening to me?
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
I have a grade of 25.96 of 26 for a homework assignment (1 of like 100), and I'm committed to not re-submitting the assignment. I shall achieve. it!
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
I want a pet octopus. "you don't even have a fish tank" *plugs ears* work it out, goddamnit
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
It turns out, I don't give a shit about Jack Smith either. This probably surprises both of us.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
Readers, waiting to hear back on job applications still sucks, even when employed. I would. not have guessed this.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
Optimal Presidential Candidate- Generic England-derived last name. Course straight brown hair. 6' 2"+ Runners frame. looks like he just hit on your girlfriend, and is now buying you a beer attended state college prior to an Ivy League no beard (!) once rescued a dog
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
Rahm will never be President. His name sounds like a foreign Batman villain, and he has bad hair.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
is there a zen state of not giving a shit wait, is that the entire goal woah
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
I think I'm ready to permanently not give a shit about any sports, any tv show, any movie, and any flavor of coke. the soda, I mean.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
you know who's going to come up really nicely in facial recognition scans in foreign airports with active prosecution of civil rights violations? former ICE agents. Oh, you think these genies only grant wishes from your side?
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
overheard a random xmen cartoon discussion and they were saying Magneto was dating Rogue? TF man, isn't he like 100?
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
I've never found a stranger I wanted to make feel bad. I have a few politicians. It takes years of bullshit. I can't imagine getting mean over a random reply.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eva, it's behind you.
Eva Longoria with caption "Searching for France" but she is walking away from the Eiffel Tower.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
If you're buying a robot for $5000 to do chores around your house, you need more broke friends. They can learn to do dishes even faster.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
One sad tidbit from sprucing my resume up, now only includes jobs I had over the age of 38, except a small blurb about the Navy.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
Got a trim from my long hair affirming stylist. I told him I could get a trim of the burgeoning mullet or transition to a flow layer cut, and they said they'd be happy to trim the back, but if I wanted to 'cut off all that beautiful hair' I should find someone else, they wouldn't have the heart.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 29/09/2026
New silly lottery winnings plan, Adventurers' Guild Hall
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 28/09/2026
I had a Coke Zero accidentally today, and reader, it wasn't that bad. What has happened to me?
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 28/09/2026
I sent a high power flashlight in for repair once. One of those $80 monstrosity that takes special batteries and can stun fish (probably, i dunno, sounded. good). Anyway, I told them it started fine but it wasn't bright anymore. They replaced it, and then I found the dimming button on the new one.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is my personal favorite of the hundreds of shirts i've designed in the past few years dashare.zone/products/cou...
a black shirt that says: countries aren't real, borders aren't real, "noooo you have to stay on your side of the line" grow up
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 28/09/2026
tonight's class is covering instant velocity. I wrote a thing pretty recently to calculate with obscure physics unit systems and number bases, so this is like all up in my brain already. pfft, base 10 in m/s? boring
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 28/09/2026
I have finished the homework which you were probably thinking I'd avoid. it was taunting me. so cruel and insidious.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 28/09/2026
Calculus night joke: Car insurance rejected my claim after a collision I almost had last week. They said an 'Asymptotaled car' isn't a thing.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 28/09/2026
It is pretty amazing that an alien the size of a chihuahua could grow in the chest cavity of someone, and they're walking around with only mild discomfort. We should really look into the analgesic properties of xenomorphs. -- AI probably
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 28/09/2026
put off calculus homework tonight to work on resume. never a moment of calm. (im very much employed still, just ready for new stuff already)
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 28/09/2026
I kinda want to learn ventriloquism just so I can be hired to voice youtube videos where the mouth parts never line up with the speaky parts.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 28/09/2026
Sometimes 'police provided no details' means it was a big nothing burger. Anything interesting seems to get out into social media within minutes.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 28/09/2026
I don't care what bsky moderation thinks of my mutuals. If they're silencing notifications from friends, they should stop. Really annoying to find I've missed a reply from folks I only get to chat with a few times per year.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 17/10/2023
Everytime you just let someone be wrong on the internet, without comment, you gain a minute of life.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 27/09/2026
I understood that reference!
static.klipy.com
Don Cheadle as Captain Planet: Tree Power!
Alt: Don Cheadle as Captain Planet: Tree Power!
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 27/09/2026
These stories of tech company abusers is disturbing, not surprising at all, and feels like it's not random it's hitting news in a big icky wad right now. I sadly won't be surprised if they spontaneously decide late next month to round up a bunch of folks who funded the wrong side. fuck 'em though
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 28/02/2024
I don't oppose the death penalty because it sometimes executes innocent people. That's a very good reason, but will always be debatable. I oppose the death penalty because it always abandons the concept of mercy and redemption for an always unrealized convenience to society.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 27/09/2026
broke: ice coffee to an interview woke: espresso and cheesecake bespoke: wheeling in your portable margarita machine
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 27/09/2026
Bringing iced coffee to work every morning, so they think I'm coming from an interview.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name: The DDD-52s
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 27/09/2026
Meta is an evil fucking company, and there's no way to pick and choose around their bullshit. If you buy their product, use their service, support their platform, you're getting evilled, doing evil, and condoning a massive fucking tool.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 26/09/2026
true story. I was in private school until 6th Grade, so I missed the California 'gateway' test to the gifted and talented program. I participated in all the events however, because I realized that when they did the callouts, no one really checked.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 26/09/2026
true problem: I pay for a spotify family membership (I know I know, trying to talk the kids out of it), I never setup an account for myself, and now I can't because my 'household' is my CA wifi, and I'm only there like 10 days of the year.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 26/09/2026
'why's everyone still posting about iced coffee' because we don't want to think about sex cults and treason?
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 26/09/2026
I'm just saying, if you're going to specifically note that a cat always sits in seat 4, you don't include a picture of him sitting in seat 3.
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Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 26/09/2026
That's my secret, Cap'n. They don't know I get all the memes mixed up.
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