Reposted by Will Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Six months ago:theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo... 19074991677
Reposted by Will onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026its feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code 1664304513
Reposted by Will jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 07/10/2026hakeem jeffries being shown this video and shaking his head like he smells something bad until the westworld code kicks in. "it doesn't look like anything to me" 10995132
Reposted by Will Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I remember my father telling me how anti trust laws worked as a kid. Something like "Well son, we have laws where one electric company can't just buy all the OTHER electric companies. Then they could just charge whatever they want because there'd be no competition." We were a very optimistic people. 182276508
Reposted by Will Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 574215844210
Reposted by Will Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 05/10/2026hey it’s a gay bar story about who to actually be mad at 11210307
Reposted by Will one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.” 6739193
Reposted by Will Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Monday: The Workman's Curse Tuesday: The Day of Bastards Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie Sunday: Fairweather Friend 71043213
Reposted by Will Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Setting aside the fact that most of these people did not, in fact, break the law, what does this suggest about how the next administration should handle the members of this one, nearly all of whom have broken many laws? 563993
Reposted by Will lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office 586498
Reposted by Will The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort. 10270931628
Reposted by Will Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't. 151824433
Reposted by Will Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists. 91953533
Reposted by Will Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Exactly, by choice, especially after the brief BLM diversity push a few years ago. Country quite intentionally avoids non-white listeners and a music writer knows this. 101363164
Reposted by Will Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid 133198730
Reposted by Will The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about. 582482361
Reposted by Will phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again 81483229
Reposted by Will Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have read the full quote but the headline makes it sound like he's going "You think kids are stupid as shit? I don't even know where I /live/." And then you see the full quote and it turns out, yeah, that's basically what he's saying. 72140585
Reposted by Will Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098512767
Reposted by Will Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch 613301557
Reposted by Will DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"We messed up 🥺👉👈" this is how stupid they think you are lol. I actually think if you steal 131 million dollars from people making poverty wages, you shouldn't be allowed to be a company anymore! 131176243
Reposted by Will Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling. 33929778
Reposted by Will danny @ NYCC AA B-39 @danny8bit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026get his ass, mahershala 015932
Reposted by Will Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Aside from the naked imperialism here, and cash grab, he admits it’s a war. A war without UN or congressional approval. A war which Rubio denied was a war and claimed was a law enforcement action. Trump as ever undermines his own people’s claims. It was a war. An illegal imperial one. 371143294
Reposted by Will g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone 137149573447
Reposted by Will bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026if he doesnt tear it down the next prez shoukd keep threatening to tear down the kennedy center unless the kennedy family does something about bobbys kid. "remember what you monsters did to rosemary. do that or we level it and build apartments, your call" 120818
Reposted by Will Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise. 263125691
Reposted by Will mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026sad to see the dog bite on that pump fake 1245564
Reposted by Will foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me 152589303
Reposted by Will the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112211906
Reposted by Will Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786492562
Reposted by Will Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If only we had historical records from the most prosperous period in American history when the ultra rich were taxed at 90%+ rates. Alas. 572572467
Reposted by Will Anna 🏳️⚧️ - RaptorBricks @raptorbricks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Gotta share this with the audio version 6216126
Reposted by Will andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 15/09/2026We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying “help me, you must not”. Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there 751572
Reposted by Will Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s kind of crazy that this is going to be revelatory for a lot of people while idiots who post online have known this incredibly important information for years and years at this point 834697806
Reposted by Will Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 20/05/2026make mind sunless place make mind sunless place how sunless place mind tutorial reddit why mind still sunny 9534100
Reposted by Will Micah @rincewind.run · 13/09/2026you don’t have to have the conversation on their terms and in fact you shouldn’t have the conversation on their terms more democrats should follow this playbook instead of existing in a constant defensive crouch 314802994
