one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 7hIf the Phillies lose tomorrow they technically missed October baseball this year. 51186
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 8hYou can ding him for not bringing someone else in to try to get that last out I guess, but truthfully I don’t even blame Mattingly for how that ended up. “Maybe Duran can get us six outs here” was honestly the best call because literally who else do you even call in? 4728
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 9hI appreciate how Swan Boy goes to bat for Noel without hesitation. He’s truly a good friend aside from all the obvious examples where he’s not a good friend. 1983
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 13hI will forgive the Phillies for everything if they actually do manage to knock Atlanta out of the playoffs again. 1764
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[TRYING TO SOUND CONVINCING BUT NOT REALLY BUYING IT] the eagles have to lose tonight so the phillies can win tomorrow. 07912
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026starting to think needing a miracle to steal a win out of Tennessee was a warning sign 0443
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine not having Jalen Hurts as your QB. 3798
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Phillies made the playoffs and Fangio just checked out. 1482
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No one wanted to say it but deep down I think we all expected the Case Keenum Game. 0391
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026LeBron is a Sixer, Eagles play MNF, Phillies playoff baseball tomorrow, Flyers season opener on Wednesday. Enjoy this two hour window where everything’s happening and none of it has turned to ash in our hands yet. 3232644
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026somewhere in Timeline B I’m listening to Daryl Morey explain how getting a full season of (relatively) healthy Paul George this year will feel like a free agent addition in a lot of ways. 1512
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“LeBron James attends Sixers media day” is the most surreal thing to me but in a lot of ways “Jaylen Brown attends Sixers media day” is still the most insane thing to happen to this team this decade, which is an incredible feat if you’ve been paying attention this past decade. 01018
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026please God, let me have just one cool quote like this that doesn’t end up haunting me for the rest of my life. 010210
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is, by far, the most surreal moment of my life. 312919
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026no champagne in the clubhouse. everyone gets one room temperature Dr Pepper and gets to bed by 9:30 pm. 11003
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Convincing, 7-1 win and then everyone acts like the last ten days never happened" would admittedly be a very typical Phillies outcome. 6946
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Drake Maye once that "worst schedule in NFL history" run ended 2696
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[WATCHING MY BASEBALL TEAM OWNED BY A GUY WHO LITERALLY BECAME A BILLIONAIRE OFF SELLING CANCER TO UNTOLD MILLIONS OF PEOPLE CHOKE IN THE KIND OF HISTORIC FASHION THAT GETS TALKED ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS] "why are they cursed like this?" 859058
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not to #Unc post but if the 2008 team showed up like this in a must win game someone would have killed themselves in the locker room. 5694
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am going to starve myself to death outside the Phillies third base gate just so I can haunt the team from hell. 31439
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I do not blame Nola at all for tonight. He stepped up with everything on the line and was willing to put it on his shoulders. It’s the coaching staff that should have told him “no, that’s stupid, sit the fuck back down” 61308
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026WESTERN MICHIGAN WE CARRY THE FLAME 0310
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 26/09/2026just fire Don Mattingly tonight. give the fans something. 411113
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It would admittedly by incredibly funny if the Phillies end up not even making the playoffs. 7771
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died 152360326
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It is funny how, after all the AJ Brown drama, the one part of this Eagles team that’s unquestionably working is the WR Corps 4853
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The best game of Jalen Hurts career except for those two passes that made me want to kill myself. 11017
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I mean, there’s just no season if the Offensive Line just continues to get feasted on week after week like this. 1392
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Actually a pretty solid game from Jalen so far besides the most horrific meatball sub you've ever seen tossed up in the endzone" feels like the kind of thing I should have expected saying to myself today. 5440
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m at the point where I’m excited when the Eagles end up 15 yards back or more because it’s the only time they’ll actually try drawing up a play for Jalen beyond the sticks. 1312
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“I’m going to criticize Hurts here: lower your shoulder and get that first down.” Jalen, do not listen to that announcer. Do not risk ending up on the IR for a 2nd Quarter 1st down against Tennessee in September. 310211
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Harry Kane, we're good. Thierno Barry is here. 1120
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You’ve gotta call this Phillies-Mets game off like a rain delay now. You can’t ask guys to keep playing after this. 2531
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 17/09/2026did she make Little Women by accident or what? 0170
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah 232323469
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran trying to thread the “I’m not taking any sides in Gaza” needle is like 100x funnier with the revelation that every other non-Macklemore artist affiliated with the tour was apparently Irish. 440356
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 14/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: new footage from the US Capitol Police presence at Mitch McConnell’s residence 0252
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 14/09/2026christian parker taking over the cowboys defense 0586
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 14/09/2026[SWEATING BLOOD] never a doubt. 0998
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"Fuck it, I'm Jalen Hurts." - Jalen Hurts on that drive 01238
one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 13/09/2026THE ONLY DALLAS WITH A SUPER BOWL RING THIS MILLENNIUM 214720
