Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 1hEveryone expected Ricochet to be the one to do it because Will has expressed shooting star presses are impossible with his neck now. The fact that he did it and it was difficult for him makes it mean even more. 1647
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 4hDecent chance Dynamite tonight is going to shatter my already very fragile emotional state today. 1281
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 4hOh my god a *third* final boss phase, Onimusha? Are you kidding me? 3210
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 7hSpending all day queueing for Zelda concert tickets only to get none. 5628
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 7hI think I made peace with the fact that no one will remember me and that's fine. I don't need to be remembered. I just want to make sure the shit I did to clean up my corner of the world will still be felt even if everyone just assumes it has always been that way. 1774
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 12hI think how much you accept that NYT piece as a positive-spin for Sharma depends a lot on how sardonic you expect the writer to be. There's a lot of "Oh if you agree these comparisons are bad, this is a big sideways slap to Sharma," but, like, -if- you agree these comparisons are bad. 0200
Reposted by Imran KhanOld DeuTaranomy🧶⚒️ @kindofstrange.com · 13hA rare fully remote Narrative designer role: www.useparallel.com/app/candidat...useparallel.comNarrative Designer at Smile Break | ParallelJob Summary We are looking for a Narrative Designer to join our fully remote game development team for an unannounced project within a high-profile IP. We are in development on an ambitious, unannounc... 4178166
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 12hI don't feel like you need a particularly experienced nose to sniff out PR puff pieces, but, like If you can't tell somehow, I do feel like that you need to work on whatever muscle is preventing you from recognizing it. 317831
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 14hThat said, it's also worth realizing how much of a unicorn Witcher 3 is specifically. Having a game that still sells millions of copies ten years after the release date alongside a still-running TV series is not going to be the norm. With the right criteria, yeah, go for it. But no one has that. 0565
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 14hMeanwhile McDonald’s has replaced all its workers with kiosks, forces you to use an app if you want anything approximating a deal, and it will still cost you $10 for any amount of food larger than feeding a hummingbird with a dropper. Damn they sure fooled you good. 29213
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 15hI think a reason we get so many edits like this is because there’s a type of person - of which I am one - that thinks in chunks of Simpsons dialogue and can place them around to make art like using legos. 0918
Reposted by Imran KhanMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 9785583245
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Peter Fireemblem looks like someone forced a garbage pail kid to take a shower. 1401
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Genuinely if everyone did this, I would buy more physical games. (But also they don’t want us to buy more physical games and this happening was a weird quirk of the thing that brought about Xbox’s downfall 15 years ago so) 2522
Reposted by Imran KhanScreaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026doctor says i have to take these pills that won’t make me feel any better but might make me not feel 30% worse over the next 10 years, but this youtuber says all i need to do is take these peptides and my muscles will get so big they’ll hurt. this is why im against medicare for all for some reason 2695
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I can only contact my senator - Eric Scmitt of Missouri - through a contact form on his website. So I did that. 3653
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Another terrible thing about this industry contracting is every time someone talented also reports getting laid off, you start hyperventilating because it means more competition from other really good writers in this space. We're all fighting over the tiniest crumbs and it fucking sucks. 11048
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of the really interesting things about Onimusha WOTS is how it feels like multiple different parts stuck together in not-always elegant ways. Like, sometimes the cutscene direction and cinematography floors me, same with some cutscene animation, and sometimes it's boring as hell. 4280
Reposted by Imran KhanMike LeMieux @mikelemieux.com · 29/09/2026Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (2026) 19426
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I noticed the other day that my wife (with help from @kamkonek.bsky.social) put this on our car. 338729
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I do think one thing you always have to think about with AI and whether or not it’s inevitable is that the worst morons in the world really want you to use it and maybe that’s bad. 213415
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“I didn’t have a good interaction with this bird and now I’m in a bad mood.” - Insane people in the Fire Emblem world 31104
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Boy the final boss in Onimusha WOTS sure ups the fucking ante, huh. 7230
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Does any game developer love big evil towers as much as Capcom 10311
Reposted by Imran KhanEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 122102482641
Reposted by Imran KhanBig Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Back during their NXT days, Sami Zayn pitched a ska gimmick for him and Neville. Apparently, it was approved by Dusty at the time but for some reason didn't move forward. 20556194
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have been told from several game journalists over the years that Ben Satterly would approach them at events he happened to be at and cajoled them to join his Clash of Clans clan. And would frequently play to get the clan's points up. 2460
Reposted by Imran KhanKotaku @kotaku.com · 28/09/2026Pro Wrestler Benjamin Satterley, Aka The Bastard Pac, Dies At 40 kotaku.com/pro-wrestler-benjamin-sa…kotaku.comPro Wrestler Benjamin Satterley, Aka The Bastard Pac, Dies At 40Forever our bastard 0399
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Woke up today kind of hoping I dreamed that news about Pac. Genuinely gutted, how the hell does that happen. He was my age and obviously in way better shape than I am. Kind of makes you consider how sudden things can happen. 01024
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Questing party that finds out at the end of the quest that other mages don’t need to charge spells or use MP, their mage was just bad. 1260
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026LRT: I've definitely heard of some journalists that sell things they get and it makes me immediately lose respect for them. It doesn't matter if it's a dumb little statue or a MtG card, you cannot profit off it, even a few cents. Keep, throw, or give it away. Those are your only options. 2621
Reposted by Imran KhanRollin Bishop @rollinbishop.com · 27/09/2026just for context: doing this will get you fired as a games journalist 18694170
Reposted by Imran KhanTDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026SHAPING THE MINDS OF AMERICA'S YOUTH. #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv 9584229
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Watching Reb boot up Dragon’s Dogma II again and wow they really did a lot of work to make this thing run better. Even on a Series S it’s a notable difference. 2340
Reposted by Imran KhanCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Québécois zoomer overheard: [incomprehensible French] eat my ass 41205
Reposted by Imran Khanmaddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/09/2026the RE movie protag is a certified goofball 344358877
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That third Ganryu fight in Onimusha is one of the best boss fights I have seen in an action game. 3291
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Overall really liked Resident Evil but man people were not kidding about that ending being a pain point. That cements it as being a Resident Evil movie, succumbing to the series curse of falling apart at the end. 6711
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thinking about this side quest in Mass Effect where Shepard does something for a Volus. When you turn it in, the Volus said "You humans wouldn't have done this if there were no reward" and Shepard VEHEMENTLY disagrees. And as they disagree, the "Here's EXP, you leveled up" animation plays. 4740
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I will say, my experience on Bluesky has been way better since they let me opt out of Discover feeds. 5740
Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's the same story as Dark Souls. Everyone keeps trying to trick someone into thinking they're the hero who will save everything but forces beyond their control are making sure it's just the same cycle playing out over, and over, and over manipulating them to participate in it because it's easy. 4566