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Imran Khan

@imrankhan.bsky.social
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Former Producer/Head of PR at MyDearest. Used to write about games at GamesBeat, Game Informer, Kinda Funny, Restart Dot Run, Fanbyte full time; IGN, Kotaku, Washington Post, basically everywhere freelance. Contact: imran@prosekhans.com. He/him.

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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 1h
Everyone expected Ricochet to be the one to do it because Will has expressed shooting star presses are impossible with his neck now. The fact that he did it and it was difficult for him makes it mean even more.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 4h
Decent chance Dynamite tonight is going to shatter my already very fragile emotional state today.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 4h
Oh my god a *third* final boss phase, Onimusha? Are you kidding me?
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 7h
Spending all day queueing for Zelda concert tickets only to get none.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 7h
I think I made peace with the fact that no one will remember me and that's fine. I don't need to be remembered. I just want to make sure the shit I did to clean up my corner of the world will still be felt even if everyone just assumes it has always been that way.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 12h
I think how much you accept that NYT piece as a positive-spin for Sharma depends a lot on how sardonic you expect the writer to be. There's a lot of "Oh if you agree these comparisons are bad, this is a big sideways slap to Sharma," but, like, -if- you agree these comparisons are bad.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 12h
That...explains a lot.
Sharma gave her personal cellphone number to journalists and influencers. Her new chief strategy officer tutored reporters on the company’s economic challenges. She skillfully dodged questions about her predecessor’s strategic blunders.
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Old DeuTaranomy🧶⚒️ @kindofstrange.com · 13h
A rare fully remote Narrative designer role: www.useparallel.com/app/candidat...
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Narrative Designer at Smile Break | Parallel
Job Summary We are looking for a Narrative Designer to join our fully remote game development team for an unannounced project within a high-profile IP. We are in development on an ambitious, unannounc...
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 12h
I don't feel like you need a particularly experienced nose to sniff out PR puff pieces, but, like If you can't tell somehow, I do feel like that you need to work on whatever muscle is preventing you from recognizing it.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 14h
That said, it's also worth realizing how much of a unicorn Witcher 3 is specifically. Having a game that still sells millions of copies ten years after the release date alongside a still-running TV series is not going to be the norm. With the right criteria, yeah, go for it. But no one has that.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 14h
Meanwhile McDonald’s has replaced all its workers with kiosks, forces you to use an app if you want anything approximating a deal, and it will still cost you $10 for any amount of food larger than feeding a hummingbird with a dropper. Damn they sure fooled you good.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 15h
I think a reason we get so many edits like this is because there’s a type of person - of which I am one - that thinks in chunks of Simpsons dialogue and can place them around to make art like using legos.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Fireemblem looks like someone forced a garbage pail kid to take a shower.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Boat
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Genuinely if everyone did this, I would buy more physical games. (But also they don’t want us to buy more physical games and this happening was a weird quirk of the thing that brought about Xbox’s downfall 15 years ago so)
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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
doctor says i have to take these pills that won’t make me feel any better but might make me not feel 30% worse over the next 10 years, but this youtuber says all i need to do is take these peptides and my muscles will get so big they’ll hurt. this is why im against medicare for all for some reason
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can only contact my senator - Eric Scmitt of Missouri - through a contact form on his website. So I did that.
Topic: Small Business
Subject: Hawks
Message: Hi, Senator.

I just wanted to ask, as one of your constituents who is coincidentally from Atlanta, do you know that Hawks are *also* birds?

I have enclosed a Wikipedia link to help you out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawk

I figure this might be helpful the next time you get on TV and need to start explaining the difference between things. As a Missouri resident, I can't have my senator embarrassing himself like this on the regular.

Please read the Wikipedia article and submit a 500-word essay to me by Monday.

Thank you.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another terrible thing about this industry contracting is every time someone talented also reports getting laid off, you start hyperventilating because it means more competition from other really good writers in this space. We're all fighting over the tiniest crumbs and it fucking sucks.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so do I but you don't see me bragging
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the really interesting things about Onimusha WOTS is how it feels like multiple different parts stuck together in not-always elegant ways. Like, sometimes the cutscene direction and cinematography floors me, same with some cutscene animation, and sometimes it's boring as hell.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feels like that's worse.
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Mike LeMieux @mikelemieux.com · 29/09/2026
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (2026)
Homer Simpson arguing with a parrot
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I noticed the other day that my wife (with help from @kamkonek.bsky.social) put this on our car.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do think one thing you always have to think about with AI and whether or not it’s inevitable is that the worst morons in the world really want you to use it and maybe that’s bad.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I didn’t have a good interaction with this bird and now I’m in a bad mood.” - Insane people in the Fire Emblem world
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boy the final boss in Onimusha WOTS sure ups the fucking ante, huh.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does any game developer love big evil towers as much as Capcom
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Back during their NXT days, Sami Zayn pitched a ska gimmick for him and Neville. Apparently, it was approved by Dusty at the time but for some reason didn't move forward.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been told from several game journalists over the years that Ben Satterly would approach them at events he happened to be at and cajoled them to join his Clash of Clans clan. And would frequently play to get the clan's points up.
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 28/09/2026
Pro Wrestler Benjamin Satterley, Aka The Bastard Pac, Dies At 40 kotaku.com/pro-wrestler-benjamin-sa…
kotaku.com
Pro Wrestler Benjamin Satterley, Aka The Bastard Pac, Dies At 40
Forever our bastard
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Woke up today kind of hoping I dreamed that news about Pac. Genuinely gutted, how the hell does that happen. He was my age and obviously in way better shape than I am. Kind of makes you consider how sudden things can happen.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit what the fuck What the *fuck*
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baseballlllll
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Questing party that finds out at the end of the quest that other mages don’t need to charge spells or use MP, their mage was just bad.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LRT: I've definitely heard of some journalists that sell things they get and it makes me immediately lose respect for them. It doesn't matter if it's a dumb little statue or a MtG card, you cannot profit off it, even a few cents. Keep, throw, or give it away. Those are your only options.
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Rollin Bishop @rollinbishop.com · 27/09/2026
just for context: doing this will get you fired as a games journalist
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026
SHAPING THE MINDS OF AMERICA'S YOUTH. #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mario is the original aerial assassin.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching Reb boot up Dragon’s Dogma II again and wow they really did a lot of work to make this thing run better. Even on a Series S it’s a notable difference.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Québécois zoomer overheard: [incomprehensible French] eat my ass
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/09/2026
the RE movie protag is a certified goofball
Resident Evil movie comic
Bryan laughs constantly he lifts up a ladder and chucks it
It hits a zombie dog and he says “stupid dog”
Then he runs away continuing his laughing
He appears out the upper door of a barn, looks down to the far ground, realizing his mistake
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That third Ganryu fight in Onimusha is one of the best boss fights I have seen in an action game.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Overall really liked Resident Evil but man people were not kidding about that ending being a pain point. That cements it as being a Resident Evil movie, succumbing to the series curse of falling apart at the end.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A post I saw on Kansas City's Nextdoor
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thinking about this side quest in Mass Effect where Shepard does something for a Volus. When you turn it in, the Volus said "You humans wouldn't have done this if there were no reward" and Shepard VEHEMENTLY disagrees. And as they disagree, the "Here's EXP, you leveled up" animation plays.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will say, my experience on Bluesky has been way better since they let me opt out of Discover feeds.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's the same story as Dark Souls. Everyone keeps trying to trick someone into thinking they're the hero who will save everything but forces beyond their control are making sure it's just the same cycle playing out over, and over, and over manipulating them to participate in it because it's easy.
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