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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭

@thesandinator.bsky.social
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Level 30 | He/him | NO A.I. | NO CRYPTO Nothing but unhinged nonsense, socialism, communism, and Linuxposting | 18+ likes, replies, and posts; you've been warned. Michelle ❤️ Fear not, champion of the Holy Light - you shall not fall this day!

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Raine 🌙 @hyskaris.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
image that popped into my head and i had to rush home to make it
The sonic meme where it says "new rule: never trust how you feel about your life past 9pm" but it's ardbert from final fantasy xiv
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 4h
please assist my dearest if you can! 🥺
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 23h
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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🖤🎃Lenin's Slimegirl🎃🖤 @sleepylenin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please Please Please Please Please Please Please PLEASE HELP ME BUY AN ACTUAL FUCKING MEAL THAT ISN'T FAST FOOD. IVE EATEN PIZZA 4X TIMES THIS WEEK. will anyone donate and help me eat something that's actually nutritious? #mutualaid #bipoc
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 15h
>get a truncated notification on my phone about an email >email is from Western Union >shortened subject line: "Celebrate what connects us this H..." >my brain concludes the cut-off part is "Halloween" >turns out it's actually "Hispanic Heritage Month" well, I feel like a dingus 😅
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 20h
I think we need to keep pressing Blizzard to ban or drop the rape apologist Asmonroach, like this is getting out of hand that this vile creature can still form guilds and play WoW
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 15h
trust me, you want to see these cats. please provide assistance! 🥺
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎶 the wise man has the pingas to reason away 🎶 ~ The Doobie Brothers feat. Dr. Ivo Robotnik
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The year is 2096. In a dimly-lit facility, deep below the rubble of a society left in ruins by the hubris of heartless men, a lab tech punches a code into a dusty keypad. A cryogenic suspension pod door creaks open. “October first?” asks its occupant. The technician nods. “October first, Billie Joe”
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Abby The Cleric @abbythecleric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The face of a dog that's never held butter in her mouth before and is unsure that she made the right choice, but in this house we commit to the bit
The cropped face is a yellow dog with a pink nose named Subaru holding a stick of butter in her mouth, with a little smeared on her nose. It's exactly as silly as you think it is.
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my favorite time of year 😌
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October #promosky! -David, aka "The Sandinator" (he/him) -30, disabled, AuDHD -happily taken 💙 -birth month -I must constantly make puns or perish -I write about video games @phenixxgaming.bsky.social (podcast Soon™️) -will post my cat -420 friendly & LGBTQ+ friendly -Rush is my favorite band ever
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Linux does what Windon't 😌
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViEu...
youtube.com
OCTOBER FIRST 10 hours
YouTube video by ASDF-Loops
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lumpenpoledancer @daturabombs333.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
658/1,000 Good news: after asking for mutual aid in my FB group too, we got the numbers bumped up! But it’s not over, I still have to keep raising funds. My glands are swollen and hurting again, prob due to low immune system from stress and endo. May have to lie down. But pls keep sharing; not done
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's ironic and darkly funny that they're called "realtors" because homeownership isn't real
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please to be providing assistance! 😭
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Italians don't have fetishes, they have fettucine there's a serious gabagooning epidemic among them
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please assist the love of my life! 🥺
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
broke: sugar daddy woke: Splenda father bespoke: aspartame paternal unit
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
>Windows NT File System >Windows NTFS >Windows NT >Windowsnt >Windowsn't >Windows not >Linux 😌
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Bee Gees in the mirror universe: 🎶 makin' you die, makin' you die ah ah ah ah makin' you diiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeee 🎶
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The System: you were born disabled, the only insurance you can get is Medicaid, and you need to see a dentist? anything beyond basic cleanings and tooth extractions, you're fucked! me: but bad teeth could cause heart disease! The System: oh, don't worry, Medicaid will cover that! I hate it here 🫠
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
working on one of the articles I intend to stockpile to be published over @phenixxgaming.bsky.social's end-of-year holiday break this year. it's a review I wanted to do for the break regardless, but now I have more reason than I originally did to dedicate the article to Tim Curry 🫤😌
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fun thing about getting old: before you know it, the simple act of sneezing goes from just saying "achoo" to "ach--" before the anguished screams of ten thousand damned souls are released from Hell by way of your mouth because your back moved very slightly the wrong way
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Morri, Witch of Hope and Occultics @jackgarland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[malicious tech nerd giggling]
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kinda thinking of reviving my YouTube channel just to upload unscripted, unfiltered videos about games I like, with as little editing as possible (I'm in charge of editing a whole-ass podcast, ffs, don't wanna get bogged down editing my own stuff as well lol) what say ye, friends? 👀
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mildly unsettling forest spirit @thestabbyraccoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
✨ I am worthy of all the good things that life has to offer ✨
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶 then I saw her face now I'm such a memer not a trace of doubt in my memes 🎶 ~ The Monkees
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poast has been inspected and approved by the U.S. Poast-Memester General
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Swedish word for "hello" is "hej" (pronounced "hey") and that will never not be funny to me
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Green Grungler has struck again
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I thought we had low self-esteem?" "ohohoho, no, I said 'low self-esteemed hams!' that's what I call how I feel about myself!'
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[watching a standup comedian with my gf] comedian: "when I was in high school, women looked at me like sushi at 7-11." me: "wait, what was my cat doing at 7-11?"
A very long black-and-white cat named Sushi is lying on a tile floor looking up at the camera, bewildered
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Colorado Socialist ☭🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ♿ @leftwardswing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AutoZone is unionizing ✊🏽 But.....The day after formally voting to form.a union, AutoZone fired the union organizer which is illegal under federal labor laws. www.nlrb.gov/about-nlrb/r... #DSA #Socialism #union
 Screenshot of a social-media post about AutoZone workers forming their first union. Large headline reads, “AutoZone Workers Form First Union, Organizer Fired Next Day.” The text describes 11 workers at an AutoZone store in White Plains, New York, voting to join United Auto Workers Local 259 and alleges that organizer Nathan DuCongé was fired the following day. Below the headline is a post from DuCongé stating, “Lol the Regional Manager and HR Manager just fired me,” along with an earlier post celebrating the union victory.
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bamhurguese @ps2romsfree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that one simpsons "one will die" teaser image but the text is replaced with "On September 28th, Crash Twinsanity will be available for the Playstation 2 and Xbox Video Game Systems..."
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Tiki, the boosexual feminist 🩷💜💙 @immortalbidesign.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
people don't call themselves disabled because it's "cool". we name it because it's part of us now. don't be an asshole.
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would give my right arm to see these three perform at a concert tbh
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026
MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 28/09/2026
Sorry are you completely out of your fucking mind
From the Steam page for Active Matter

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Al Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses Al Generated Content like this:

In-game Al character Ms. Second is using Al generated voice. Using humans voices for Al character would be cultural appropriation
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the abbreviation "capex" should stand for: "capital expenditures" ❌ "capitalist executions" ✅
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
assistance would be massively appreciated!
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BratDragonGirlfriend (Kaiya) | 🔞+ only. @bratdragongf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Help still needed. Movement stalled. I have so many tests, appointments, and procedures coming up that it's hard to fight for myself. I can draw doodles, read public domain stuff/your stuff, or make perler stuff (w/o shipping unless discussed paid separately). I need some of it before brain surgery.
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay, so this is called "Muscular Christianity" and, as far as I can tell, is not even slightly satire the ol' "days since a Bluesky post made me think I was having a stroke" counter must now be reset again; it ain't gonna get far past 1 this week, methinks
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