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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 7h

Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 9h

I know they're "first world problems" but do there have to be so many?

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 9h

I bet my moots could beat up your moots

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Explain it to me via mixtape.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Brings a copy of Knife Fights For Dummies to a knife fight

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"We're going to kick out the war mongers" says dude who renamed Dept of Defense to Dept of War.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

700 NYT opinion articles sitting in my inbox unread, you my only friend.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

all intelligence must seem like Super Intelligence to a moron.

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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

a watched post never bangs

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Guy in line ahead of me at the pharmacy got all the good drugs.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Being a dorky dad is great... it's a License to Cringe

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Keep your enemy on their toes by always doing the first thing they expect you to do. That's the last thing they'll expect you to do.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was about to post a joke, but I noticed the structure was too similar to my pinned skeet so I had to discard it lest you all get the impression that I'm a hack.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

pasta three meals a day is fine if they’re different shapes

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Made a voodoo doll of you and gave it a little peck on the cheek.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Multitudes? Naw. I contain two, MAYBE three tudes, tops.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/09/2026

[any dangerous situation] me: don’t worry y’all I’m the main character I can’t die

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

[blind date] HER: hi i’m jeannie ME: ooh do i get 3 wishes HER: what ME: i wish i had a million dollars HER: dude i’m not a genie ME: okay i wish you were a genie HER: that’s it i’m leaving ME: wait i have one wish left

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

let’s burn that bridge when we get to it

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026

Nothing is indubitable. Dubit everything.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

C'mon guys, invent something better than plastic - chop chop!

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A perfectly timed stormy day

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

As a carpenter specializing in historic restoration, I use gin and tonic in a mason jar as a level

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

At least we're scrolling the doom together

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AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Detoxing my brain, watching Mr. Rogers by myself with a Sixpack of Miller high life. Go fuck yourself

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Installed a bottomless conversation pit in our 70s-era home.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’m not great with idioms but I know that the best revenge is a good offense.

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can't. Making a playlist you will never listen to

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I for one welcome our new capitalist overlords

Lucy, a brown and white dog, wearing a novelty top hat.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I talk alot of trash for a dude who's learned and forgotten his own blood type multiple times.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Careful, that’s my load bearing delusion

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My sphere of influence is a point.

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Oatmeal. I think they nailed it with that one.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Once A.I. can make dad jokes, it's all over for me, bitches.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My youngest daughter has a fondness for a style of music I have dubbed Obnoxicore.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

cop: say the alphabet backwards me: the alphabet backwards cop: you’re under arrest me: no but you said— cop: I didn’t say simon says me: oh shit

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"I'll have a Baconator and a Frosty." "Sir, this is a Spirit Halloween"

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

TBH I'm ready for some football

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's going to get worse before it gets much worse.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I can't even influence people within my household.

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Just put your bags anywhere. No, not there. That’s lava, you fool

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Why did I double cross the cartel I’m such an idiot lol

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Healthy foods like spinach and broccoli should not get stuck in your teeth, somethings not adding up.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

new tin can attached to a piece of string who this

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Treated myself to a thrift store sweater. Do your worst, Autumn

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I passed my good genes on to my kids. Now THEY can waste their potential.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 22/08/2026

when you assume, you make an ass of yourself. I didn't do a fucking thing

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Nutritional Yeast sounds like something British kids were forced to eat during the Blitz.

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