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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 1h

mcdonald’s happy meals features toys that are hybrids of spongebob and one piece if mcdonalds was a man i’d assume their having a midlife divorce crisis

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 2h

if you were in san diego for about 4 hours before having to go to the airport, what would you do?

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cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 4h

cheese mouse

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 9h

the bluesky equinox is measured by when aaron goes on a banning spree

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 19h

entering my chris gaines era

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 19h

andy grammer’s wife: so you were one drink away from cheating….and i’m supposed to be happy?

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 19h

i feel like we’re not using the word goober enough these days

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 29/09/2026

[youth minister wearing haaland kit] let me tell you about another Man who faces some false charges

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*traffic stop* Me: I don't have my license. Cop:. What's your name? Me: Freeda Go-Sir. Cop: You're Freeda Go-Sir? *I playfully pretend to drive off* *the cop shoots me 17 times and gets two weeks paid vacation*

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 29/09/2026

UTI [nods knowingly] urinary tract income

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 29/09/2026

i already thought it was likely for the premeir league to bring the hammer down on man city but now i'm certain that's what they intend to do. no matter the money man city has to bribe with, the alternative is sending a message to the other clubs that these rules are more suggestions

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

omg do i have to do everything around here

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 29/09/2026

much like phishing test emails we need to have reply all test emails

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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Seattle

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 28/09/2026

watching the wonka reality show. love what they did with gene wilders voice no wait this is terrifying. i hate every bit of it

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 28/09/2026

scott is a man who knows what brings all the boys to the yard

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 28/09/2026

once again the vmas have denied me best new artist

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 28/09/2026

cove requests scratches before bedtime

small black and white dog with brown around face. she’s laying on the bed looking at the camera. her head is stretched towards me because she wants me to give her some scratches (i did)

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 26/09/2026

love that landon donovan has decided to enter his whiny bitch era

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 26/09/2026

i’ll have you know that post did numbers on threads

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/09/2026

the only heated rivalry i’m interested in

miser brothers from the year without a santa claus

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/09/2026

if these manchester city findings hold true through appeals and they get stripped of some titles, does that mean AFC Richmond actually won the premier league?

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

some of the proudest i've ever been of an internet community is when the Truck Chris Sex Pest news hit, his entire discord banded together and threw him out of it, then renamed it, and i got to be there when it happened

truck chris Today at 11:43 PM
alright folks been real. understand why people would be uncomfortable, so l'll dip. Met a lot of good people on here, dm me if you care to.

tyler Today at 11:44 PM
is anyone watching love is blind?

Cait Today at 11:44 PM
.....anyways

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/09/2026

"there was this fairy who would like all your stuff!" "sure grandpa..."

picture of an old man being helped up by a younger woman.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026

look if you were into sex pests getting cancelled on main early bluesky was an incredible place to be, sometimes we got two of them at once (thank you @regretagarbo.rip)

King Terence the Golden: “I am in a constant state of fear of being disrespectful and I think more in should do that”

Adam Cerious: “yes and yes”

demon core vidal: “we’re literally talking about both of you”

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/09/2026

obama singing who can it be now, but the lyrics are “let me be clear now”

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/09/2026

trim around lifes edges that was my second to last resort

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/09/2026

i'd want a lot more than 50 billion if i'm going to be paying a dollar

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/09/2026

kids these days might be able to afford houses if they stopped getting those fancy, frilly cups of ambition

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/09/2026

whats a movie less than 60% on rotten tomatoes that you consider to be a perfect movie? like not a bit, genuinely perfect film. empire records, are you kidding me rotten tomatoes?

screenshot from the empire records page on rotten tomatoes. shows a tomato meter score of 35%

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/09/2026

obama singing who can it be now, but the lyrics are “let me be clear now”

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smillz @righttwix.com · 25/09/2026

1k followers now and i promise to keep posting bad maybe even worse than before

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 24/09/2026

the iced coffee debate is just silly but the oddest thing is how responses have been like "look it's not much to ask for the new generation to maintain more professionalism, for example..." and then proceeds to describe an interviewee being an awful person

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 24/09/2026

until someone attaches AI to a fleshlight my answer remains a firm no thank you

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 24/09/2026

At least someone is happy and comfortable.

Brown chihuahua mix laying on her side under various multicolored blankets on a teal couch. Her tongue is sticking out far and she looks quite silly

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 23/09/2026

a nip slip but it’s just a nipple stepping on a banana peel

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 23/09/2026

[person who loves pina coladas, getting caught in the rain but is into yoga] fuck me i guess?

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 23/09/2026

the longer a word gets the more likely it is to have I in it. ergo long words are selfish

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 23/09/2026

due to an unfortunate typo i’m now the proud owner of a cartoon of eggs ☹️

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 23/09/2026

business schools should offer courses in choosing appropriate icons for powerpoints

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 23/09/2026

rovy wade sounds like a mnemonic device for a fucked up rainbow

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 22/09/2026

candy crush is the real housewives of mobile gaming i will not be taking questions at this time

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 22/09/2026

[noticing he’s two stepping around the room] me nervously: um… is there something you need to tell me?

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 22/09/2026

who needs techno babbly "bridges" between social media sites when i can just import drama myself who here likes iced coffee?

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