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Kathleen

@sweatsntopknots.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.1K following 633 posts

Yall know me. Still the same old… girl obsessed with sweats and never doing her hair. My trailer park home (I mean twitter): sweatsntopknots My brain rumbles: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakksjarvdlo

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Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Oh. Hi. I’m back. Is it just me or do we simply live in a circus now?
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Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Oddly, I’ve determined peope are dumb. Shhh… don’t tell anyone, though.
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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I don’t get reposted more because I’m too clever by 5/8.
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EmoG @emog.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Christmas morning as a parent is 5 minutes of kids opening gifts and 5 hours of trying to free toys from packaging designed by NASA.
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Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Chrietmas Sky Loves 🎄🎅🏼
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
It's all fun and games until she knows all your buttons.
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Can I still rock out if I'm head to toe in corduroy
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My spirit animal? It's somewhere over the rainbow. *Yes, the unicorn
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Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 06/12/2024
My wife hates it when I call it "the little boys room" but also doesn't like it when I call it the "large man's room"???????
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 24/11/2024
Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!" Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The only thing keeping me awake right now is my coworker’s snoring.
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And Jimbo was his Name-O @itmightbejimbo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This week on a Very Special Cracker Barrel Gift Shop Christmas…
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Loss can’t be fixed, only carried
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
*knocks on your skyline… “Is your Mom home?”
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MICHIE @michiemusic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Bloke in his mid 40s casually walking round Durham in his dressing gown and slippers
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Donna @donnadblog.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Made cheesy loaded fries and mac and cheese. It’s a very cheesy day
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G. @contradiction70.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Why the hell aren’t 100 million people following me already? I’m insane and hilarious!
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
doing whatever you want in your little corner of the internet is essential for the rest of us to learn what not to do
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Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Stalker vibes are my least favorite vibes.
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Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Whore for pizza
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Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This.
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🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Trying my patience before coffee is like a gift card. Never know how much I got left.
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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Maybe this is an echo chamber, if by echo chamber you mean a place we aren't chin deep in hate when all we really wanna do is just laugh at queef jokes for a sec.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Welcome to hell. Please take a leaf blower
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The Biggest Moosh @thebiggestmustache.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Do you drink soup or eat soup? Which verb
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Dan the Architect 🎧 @danthearchitect.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ordering boneless potato skins has never failed me
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Just got your text from last night. Do you still need your Epipen
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My wife and I are at the age where we wake up, drink coffee and just continuously clear our throats for 45 mins.
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Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
@flynnunbound.bsky.social hiiiiii
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Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social hiii bebe!
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I’m such a private person, I don’t even tell myself what’s going on.
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Xalqee @xalqee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
You can't lose your teeth from doing drugs, that's just a meth
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Well, I finally trimmed my beard for the first time in six months. It would seem I pissed off a family of squirrels who are now homeless.
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
How dare you speak for yourself and not consider how I, a complete and total stranger to you, feel on the matter
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E @justlookin000.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Don't say "I love you" to hear it back. Say It to make sure they know it and feel it.
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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Sleep is for the dreamers.
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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Don’t wait for bad stuff to happen, create the shitshow yourself.
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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’m not lazy I’m dead inside, big difference.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I have a joke about Netflix, just hold on a sec… .
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a loading icon on a white background that looks like a sun .
ALT: a loading icon on a white background that looks like a sun .
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Manders @sunflowergpsy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
People just want this place to be like Twitter, you left there for a reason, I'd prefer kindness & realness
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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me whispering into my kale salad after eating a few bites: you better make me look like Miss Universe you gross bowl of cabbage garbage
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