Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Oh. Hi. I’m back. Is it just me or do we simply live in a circus now? 570
Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Oddly, I’ve determined peope are dumb. Shhh… don’t tell anyone, though. 2255
Reposted by Kathleen𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I don’t get reposted more because I’m too clever by 5/8. 0102
Reposted by KathleenEmoG @emog.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Christmas morning as a parent is 5 minutes of kids opening gifts and 5 hours of trying to free toys from packaging designed by NASA. 1226
Reposted by Kathleen💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 24/12/2024It's all fun and games until she knows all your buttons. 031
Reposted by KathleenPumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Can I still rock out if I'm head to toe in corduroy 2238
Reposted by KathleenAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024My spirit animal? It's somewhere over the rainbow. *Yes, the unicorn 33714
Reposted by KathleenBob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 06/12/2024My wife hates it when I call it "the little boys room" but also doesn't like it when I call it the "large man's room"??????? 2113
Reposted by KathleenBob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 24/11/2024Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!" Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi." 515721
Reposted by KathleenShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The only thing keeping me awake right now is my coworker’s snoring. 411035
Reposted by KathleenAnd Jimbo was his Name-O @itmightbejimbo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024This week on a Very Special Cracker Barrel Gift Shop Christmas… 052
Reposted by KathleenUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 04/12/2024*knocks on your skyline… “Is your Mom home?” 1168
Reposted by KathleenMICHIE @michiemusic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Bloke in his mid 40s casually walking round Durham in his dressing gown and slippers 15322
Reposted by KathleenDonna @donnadblog.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Made cheesy loaded fries and mac and cheese. It’s a very cheesy day 031
Reposted by KathleenG. @contradiction70.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Why the hell aren’t 100 million people following me already? I’m insane and hilarious! 3194
Reposted by Kathleeng.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 30/11/2024doing whatever you want in your little corner of the internet is essential for the rest of us to learn what not to do 1256
Reposted by Kathleen🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Trying my patience before coffee is like a gift card. Never know how much I got left. 310122
Reposted by KathleenBombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Maybe this is an echo chamber, if by echo chamber you mean a place we aren't chin deep in hate when all we really wanna do is just laugh at queef jokes for a sec. 062
Reposted by Kathleen PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Welcome to hell. Please take a leaf blower 13421148
Reposted by KathleenThe Biggest Moosh @thebiggestmustache.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Do you drink soup or eat soup? Which verb 231
Reposted by KathleenDan the Architect 🎧 @danthearchitect.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Ordering boneless potato skins has never failed me 2279
Reposted by KathleenViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Just got your text from last night. Do you still need your Epipen 101175247
Reposted by KathleenTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024My wife and I are at the age where we wake up, drink coffee and just continuously clear our throats for 45 mins. 68418995896
Reposted by KathleenKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I’m such a private person, I don’t even tell myself what’s going on. 935389
Reposted by KathleenXalqee @xalqee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024You can't lose your teeth from doing drugs, that's just a meth 010828
Reposted by KathleenTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Well, I finally trimmed my beard for the first time in six months. It would seem I pissed off a family of squirrels who are now homeless. 0196
Reposted by KathleenLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 21/11/2024How dare you speak for yourself and not consider how I, a complete and total stranger to you, feel on the matter 4448
Reposted by KathleenE @justlookin000.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Don't say "I love you" to hear it back. Say It to make sure they know it and feel it. 1306
Reposted by KathleenDeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Don’t wait for bad stuff to happen, create the shitshow yourself. 412056
Reposted by KathleenDeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I’m not lazy I’m dead inside, big difference. 13605143
Reposted by KathleenWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I have a joke about Netflix, just hold on a sec… .media.tenor.coma loading icon on a white background that looks like a sun .ALT: a loading icon on a white background that looks like a sun . 16015
Reposted by KathleenManders @sunflowergpsy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024People just want this place to be like Twitter, you left there for a reason, I'd prefer kindness & realness 812539
Reposted by KathleenTracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Me whispering into my kale salad after eating a few bites: you better make me look like Miss Universe you gross bowl of cabbage garbage 27980111