iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The guy at the local animal rescue is very confident when he states that "there's more than one way to skin a cat".

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

What we have here is a #SchrödingersMcConnell - he is both dead and alive until the box is opened.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I like when you like my posts. I wish Bluesky would provide a like-like feature so that I can like your likes.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Let me tell you, gelotophobia* is no laughing matter. *Fear of laughter

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Aftermath reporting on #platner lacks one word: #charisma / #riz. Dems got caught up in the enthusiasm of a very compelling message delivered in a very compelling way.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I think I'm pretty entertaining. That is to say, if I were you, I'd follow me.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I'm part of the asteristocracy* *It is what it sounds like.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I saw this at the greenmarket, and I finally understand why the eggplant emoji is used to represent male genetalia. Tempted to make this #nsfw!

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I awakened in the night from a wildly itchy mosquito bite. I hit the light & hunted til I found a fat mosquito on the wall. I squashed it; my blood smeared the wall. I envy that mosquito: imagine being in a food coma after a splendid repast & then death so swift you don't even have time to fear.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

My early nomination for #Pantone's color of the year goes to #ReflectingPoolGreen.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Worst app idea ever: * HAIKUDOS * An add-on to Siri or Alexa that eavesdrops on every word you say (as if they don't already), and congratulates you when you inadvertently make a haiku in your everyday conversation.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Comedian #StevenWright was creating AI prompts before there was an AI to prompt.

In one of Steven Wright's shows he said:

"I decided to leave and go to California, so I packed up my Salvador Dalí print of two blindfolded dental assistants trying to make a circle on an Etch-A-Sketch, and I headed for the highway and began hitching..."

Here is a rendering of that artwork.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

In 2001: A Space Odyssey, Hal says "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that". The paralyzing fear of failure is called atychiphobia. Dave should have been more understanding and supportive.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Given that, in the days before the final show, Colbert and Letterman tossed pieces of the Late Show set from the roof, and Colbert joined Dave Byrne in performing "Burning Down the House", I certainly expected more fire from Colbert's final show.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I only say nucular cuz I know it makes you mad.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Carpe diem! (Or as a less-pretentious restaurant would say, fish of the day!)

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Solve for 𝑿: AI is to humanity as 𝑿 is to AI.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I've blocked so many robocalls and sms spammers over the past few years that I'm surprised there are any numbers left.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I've been waiting for #cincodemayo to roll out my mayo-infused cocktail.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Apparently a brood of flies hatched on my terrace - there are so many swarming in my apartment right now! Do you know how difficult it is to come up with 150 names at once!

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

first they unfollowed the funny people and I did nothing because I was not funny...

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Artificial intelligence induces natural ignorance.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

What a luxury it is to be in the U.S. right now. Iran is 6000 miles away - ah, to be safely at war!

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

My chef friend just revealed his secret ingredient! #cooking

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

After listening to survivors Katie Johnson and Sascha Riley, I get the sense that the mythical "trump pee tape" documents savage activity, and id far worse than the kinky name implies.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

My shrink assures me that I don't need to doomscroll. "The doom will still be there whether you scroll it or not."

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

We brought it on ourselves. The chaos in this country is a direct consequence of Obama's tan suit. He ought to be ashamed of himself!

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

#FunFact: I used to be funny in the years before #⊥rump.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I have some silver. I'm terrified to see the price run up again $100 per ounce - my systems can only handle two-digit prices. My business will collapse without these systems. It's Y2K all over again. #Y2K!

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Silver price experiencing explosive gains. Turns out that trump's shitting all over our democracy has a silver lining.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I have a pet hawk who comes by to roost on my air conditioner. I have to be extra quiet when he's around because he would fly away if he detected I was near. He doesn't know he's my pet.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I assume Machado just gave Trump the $1M that is part of the Nobel Peace Prize. #TrumpIsVulgar

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

We need a word for the anxiety that arises when you see compelling content on a screen, but avoid looking at it lest it flash away before you're done reading.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I'm being so productive! It's only 10am, and I've already completed my first nap!

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

From day one, the word that came to mind when I heard trump speak was 'vulgar'. I am surprised this word has not arisen in coverage of the vulgar things he says on a daily basis. #TrumpIsVulgar

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I don't know why people are flabbergasted when Noem, Vance, and others associated with this administration tell blatant lies. That is obviously what is expected of them by their Liar-in-Chief boss.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

My prediction: trump will declare that hosting United Nations Headquarters is not in the interest of the United States, and gives imminent deadline for them to vacate the premises. Works out immensely profitable deals for himself, his cronies, and connected real estate developers.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Congratulations, Donald, on acing another cognitive exam! You're so good at this, you should write a book!! [Produced without the use of A.I.]

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Some day soon, an AI advocacy agent will file suit claiming that "I am not a robot" checks violate anti-discrimination laws.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I'm the proud holder of a Schrödinger's lottery ticket.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔪𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 @danmnable.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Wondering how long before trump moves to revoke the Pope's citizenship.

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