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Bob Gurnett

@bobgurnett.com
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An adult man who still refers to himself as "a nice boy." Brooklyn Comedian. NBA free agent.

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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 5h
The people running these companies have no idea why people like art and music. Their whole life is just sanding down the world around them to be their "preference" instead of experiencing the actual world. Completely detached from humanity. Anti-social freaks.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 23h
It is telling how much he's surrounded by toadies that he thinks he can just on a whim change how everyone speaks. He really think everyone is calling it Gulf of America and shit.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 29/09/2026
A pound of ground beef is $15 but sure this is probably more important.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 28/09/2026
Damn, didn't realize I wasn't the only comedian from NYC appreciating the hell out of Omaha this past week. Block16 kicks ass. I had a poutine and steak burrito when I was aggressively hungover on Saturday and I think it saved my life.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 28/09/2026
There are people whose entire day is making videos designed to piss off everyone who sees them. Such an empty existence.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 28/09/2026
"Smell you later."
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 28/09/2026
Oh yeah man, this is the good shit.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 28/09/2026
Making fun of comedians you hate is the most Comedian thing you can do.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 25/09/2026
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 25/09/2026
Don't they literally show beer ads during the game?
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 23/09/2026
Can someone explain this supposed scam to me? They sign up for health insurance under an assumed name, pay premiums, never user it. To what end? Like sure he's full of shit but what is he even trying to lie about?
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 22/09/2026
If he comes anywhere near the backroom of Branded Saloon, I will do what needs to be done for justice.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 22/09/2026
My favorite right wing rhetorical technique is the ol' "if things were completely different, I bet you'd be super mad!"
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Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“The worst they can say is no” ok but that devastates me
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 19/09/2026
He's being vague here because he's 100% talking about Flock cameras. OBVIOUSLY, that is what he means. And everyone HATES that shit. Fox won't call it out but someone should next time he brings it up.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 19/09/2026
I cannot stress enough that this is just because he is HEAVILY invested in AI. Yes, he is being served AI slop by his cronies every day but he doesn't even know that! He calls it "computer." He doesn't know what it is!
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 17/09/2026
The only thing I know for certain is that when the funny thing happens, this dude will somehow be on vacation.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 17/09/2026
Hell yes dude. Put together a government commission to figure out what water vapor does. Super serious people.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 17/09/2026
This guy is always coked out of his fucking gourd.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 16/09/2026
Our big wet guy is already gonna try to fire his handpicked Fed chair.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 15/09/2026
Considering he was never actually shot, this is a wild thing to announce. Whatever it is, it will surely be false and insane.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 15/09/2026
This is such an embarrassing clip and they are so image obsessed that they are 100% gonna trot out some junior agent and make him say, on camera, he was forced to blow a dog.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 14/09/2026
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 14/09/2026
Okay, listened to the Daily with the whistleblower and he's dumb in the same way Elon is dumb. Huffing his own farts has made him insane and condescending. I'm once again not worried at all. It doesn't know how many Rs are in Strawberry.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 14/09/2026
Tl;Dr he has a lot of money invested in AI
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 14/09/2026
Not to sound like a moon brained conspiracy theorist but I think these tech CEO all suddenly saying they gotta slow down AI development because it might kill us is 100% cover for them realizing it kind of sucks and they want to shift blame for that to regulation/cautiousness.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 13/09/2026
If I started sharing my IG Content©®™ would people here want to see that? Or do you only wanna see my text based zingers?
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 11/09/2026
25 years ago I was rippin' cigs in Walnut Grove park and asking the real tough questions.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 10/09/2026
I can't believe I didn't get invited to a single Kirkiversary party.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 09/09/2026
Love this framing. The statistics say crime is down but how can that be true when I still see groups of black teenagers.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 08/09/2026
Every reporter needs to ask him non-stop why he thinks its okay to lie abou tthis. Not whether it is true, not whether he has evidence. We know it is not true. Ask why he thinks its okay to make up a story about it.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 04/09/2026
odysseus when there's a bunch of sexy gremlins singing on the wing of the plane
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 03/09/2026
Team is gonna suck for a generation and for what? To get only 2 seasons over 60 games from him? To bounced in the first round 3 times? Incredible.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 03/09/2026
Yeah she'd beat his ass for his prescription pad.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 02/09/2026
I never went to these because the writing is good so I am still gonna clap like a trained seal when Gambit shows up.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 02/09/2026
In the year 2040, only New Yorkers know how to read.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 01/09/2026
The evil dipshit who bought my old apartment building and served us our notice of non-renewal the night before my wedding has defaulted on all his loans (5 buildings, $20+mil!) and the buildings are now in foreclosure. Feels good, but also he will never know real punishment. He should be in jail!
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 01/09/2026
I think people underestimate what Mr Beast's fan base is. It is literal children under 13 and people who left youtube on autoplay. I'm genuinely unsure how anyone, including both Jimmys, thought this was a good idea.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 01/09/2026
Not saying this isn't sad or whatever, but anyone who worked at a big bank knows there are like 1000 VPs. It isn't as high ranking as you'd think.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 01/09/2026
Some "my dad works at Nintendo" shit. A child's lie. These are supposed to be our rulers? These pathetic liars?
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 31/08/2026
If I wanted to hear about toxic marriages on the fast track to messy divorces, I would just log back into my Facebook, thank you.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 31/08/2026
Sending this post to people when people ask why I prefer BlueSky to other social media sites.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 31/08/2026
Being this confidently wrong when they could have just asked any person from Michigan is wild stuff. Absolute desperation here.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A far-right ethnonationalist movement turning the machinery of the state against its early activists once they are deemed insufficiently loyal — now I’ve heard everything.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 27/08/2026
Love that Trump absolutely nailed remaking America in his image. Everything is named after him, no one can afford to live indoors, 1 in 5 kids gets some Victorian disease, most food makes you shit your pants, and all at the insanely inflated pricetag of $40 trillion.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 26/08/2026
Watching a social media meltdown where someone keeps posting over and over that they aren't reading the replies which means they have read every single one and have never been more mad in their life.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 23/08/2026
"And NO that WILL NOT make me look inward."
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 22/08/2026
Is this about getting drunk and into a fist fight on a New Jersey boardwalk?
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