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💜Purple Jedi💜

@thepurplejedi.bsky.social
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I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe. #Gamer #PhysicalMediaCollector #Sooners #DarkHumor

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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 18m
Becky with the aggressive hips.
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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i got some cool as friends here and i'm really grateful for you pound sign thank you 🤗
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 23h
Whoever has my voodoo doll, would you kindly pull the pin from my sinuses and scape it right above my bra line? No, a little more to the right. My right. Up. Up. Too far, down. Right there.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm down to celebrate Halloween all month.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine stalking someone's likes.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎵 Come back, this ain't over. You're giving me the cold shoulder. 🎵
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I might mess around and grow my hair out for the cold months.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Getting blocked twice by the same person because I’m an overachiever
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Infatuation.....
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy Monday 😶
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm still gonna say... Gulf of Mexico Department of Defense Lake Ontario A.I.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sweatpants in the morning and then shorts in the afternoon.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Becky with the dark curly hair.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fall nights 💜
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes coffee brings out the savage in me. The Mormons might be onto something.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got 🎵 Cold Shoulder 🎵 on repeat. #FOMO
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What base is it when they can't say your name anymore ?
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 03/10/2026
Pete Hegseth needs impeached. Obsessing about beards while losing a war
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The cologne I'm wearing tonight is spilled iced coffee.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fall colored trees on the water,  "i waited all year for the world to look like this"
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎃
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's starting to get cold. It's burly man season.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had some stew this morning to properly kick off October.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In October, pajamas can pass for everyday wear, if they’re spooky enough.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fight for them everyday
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1st day of October 🍁
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So about Wagon Wednesday....
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tell them. Tell them you love them. Tell them you miss them. Tell them you’re proud of them. Tell them they matter. Tag them in the meme. Sing the song. Send the text. Make the call. Give the hug. Love was never meant to be saved for eulogies.
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
‘you’re too sensitive’ or maybe your planet is too insensitive
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elder Millennials in 2026
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
logging on for the wholesome content
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BC ladies can become awesome friends.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d take an earbud out for you.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I working on my reposting yall.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Person 1: Why do you call yourself Chaos Monster ? Person 2: Idk 14 months later Person 1: Oh, I understand
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn, internet crushes really buy plane tickets and start fucking.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think Mitt Romney was smashing Sinema too.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chemistry so strong that I'm convinced it's magic.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Friday yall
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, have any new people arrived on Bluesky in past couple of years?
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You don't have to fall in love with me but it definitely makes liking and reposting my shitposts easier
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lately, I've adopted the sleep schedule of my grandfather.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wagon Wednesday for the win.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Hump Day
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wanna send one my friends food reels all day. Wassup with that ?
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's been two years since someone asked me to take it down a notch, I'm thinking about taking it up again
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't get the Sydney Sweeney ad outrage. But I watched Wild Things when I was 12.
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