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And Jimbo was his Name-O @itmightbejimbo.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I’ve nicknamed my junk “Worcestershire”, because a little goes a long way.

And Jimbo was his Name-O @itmightbejimbo.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

It’s 9:30 am Saturday, March 22. In approximately 408 hours, @kristianw.bsky.social will be standing in front of me for the very first time. 407 of those hours will be spent asking my guys if this shirt makes my eyes pop. #ButWhosCounting

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

There are 3 rules for living a fulfilling life. I don’t know any of them.

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And Jimbo was his Name-O @itmightbejimbo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Of course I’m multi-cultural. *dips my egg rolls in queso

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And Jimbo was his Name-O @itmightbejimbo.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Every work day, she texts me to let me know she’s home. I’m counting down the days until we can Ricky Ricardo this shit.

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I don't mind looking like a fool for you

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

You had me at a fart skeet, but you lost your shit.

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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

How old am I? I don’t know how much longer I can barricade myself from the archeologists.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Sitting on the toilet staring at the weather app on your phone is the new going outside.

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And Jimbo was his Name-O @itmightbejimbo.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

I hope you all have at least one “Speaking of good poops…” moment this weekend.

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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Sorry I can’t come I’m eating cereal.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

"You look familiar," as an insult

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Family Planning: 1. Let someone else have children. 2. Sleep late. 3. Retire early. You're welcome.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didn’t because you masturbate.

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I googled my symptoms and it appears I am just old.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

When my dog freaked the fuck out after someone knocked on the door, I really felt that.

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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

My prayer every day is to wake up with the rising sun and do whatever the fuck I want.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Welcome to your 40s You now require a 2 minute readjustment period after rubbing your eyes.

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And Jimbo was his Name-O @itmightbejimbo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

My 80 year old mother just asked, “How do I put a CD on my phone?” If you don’t hear from me again, please avenge my death and tell Kristian I love her.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Sometimes in the middle of posting and reposting, I ask myself “did a jogger just bounce off my windshield?”

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

🎼 Every kiss begins with K … 🎼 And every online relationship begins with “Hey”

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I sexually identify as a gust of wind.

A screenshot that reads, "Wind speed is measured by averaging wind speeds over a period of time. Gusts are sudden bursts of wind typically lasting under twenty seconds."

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Not to brag, but I made it into the next edition of Girls Gone Bewildered.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Don’t ask me to explain myself. I have no idea either

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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

When I was young I didn't think being older would involve so much anger.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I am very sick and everyone wants me to lie down, but DON’T THEY KNOW I CAN’T BREATHE LIKE THAT

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✨blondie✨ @southernbomb23.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

they should invent feelings that don’t get hurt

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

live, laugh, shower lasagna

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

One day you're young, and the next... you're one day older.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Nothing makes me contemplate my life choices more than binge-watching a show at 3 am about organizing closets.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Been feeling a lot sexier since I realized that all my t-shirts are crotchless.

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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

No one saves milk, you moron

A sign over a refrigerator case with the words "No one saves" and under it is "you more on" with Milk written in big letters next to both lines

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

So sweet I’m attracting ants.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Probe me like one of your French aliens.

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And Jimbo was his Name-O @itmightbejimbo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I just transferred a 5lb bag of rice in to 2 freezer bags without spilling any grains. #NotAllHerosWearCapes

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I am bipolar... so that pretty much means it's all fun & games... until it's fucking not.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

No one likes the person you become when the meds wear off.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

At my age the only threesome I'm interested in is two people pitching in to help me mow the lawn.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

My advice is free of charge. It might not be the best advice, but it's free none the less.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

It used to be that if you were crazy, they would force you into an asylum. Nowadays if you're crazy, they let you open social media accounts and even run for president.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025