iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Galactic Trade Federations are just dirty Tatooines stealing quality Naboo jobs

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it’s so terrible how movies like jaws glorify getting eaten by a shark

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

gen xers can’t agree on at what point in job interview to lock in job offer by impressing future employer with fact that they drank out of a water hose

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

if posts are skeets, then threads can be ropes

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

thigh gap is what I call the time between eating pieces of chicken

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

After 40+ years of waking up grumpy, I think it's time to acknowledge becoming a morning person isn't in my future.

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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this

A person holds a small, cute opossum facing the camera against a background of freshly mowed green grass and a clean pathway. The opossum has grey and white fur, large dark eyes, a pink nose, and wide black ears folded back, with its tiny pink-toed paws and long tail visible.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

oh, you're eating a piece of tres leches cake? that's so cute. *takes a bite of cinco leches cake while holding fork with pinky finger raised up*

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Netscape would never have done this to you

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026

Welcome to Bluesky.

Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Re-entering the human race like, “Fuck.”

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

show me in the Bible where it says it’s gots to be called Ontario

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 29/08/2026

“sleep when the baby sleeps” they said then they said “ma’am you can’t sleep here this is a wendy’s drive thru”

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. If it’s broke, don’t fix it. Everybody knows you don’t know how to fix shit.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My therapist asked me if I wanted to try micro dosing LSD but I see no reason to cut back that drastically.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

it's honestly brutal living in a world where people who pushed NFTs were allowed to just move on from that. they didn't even get less smug!!

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

sometimes, i don’t get the credit (any) for being a visionary

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A first person story-driven single-player game where you follow specific characters experiencing GERD and GERD
related plots.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

spiderman brand new day, might be tom holland's greatest performance in his entire repertoire, i think it would be accurate to refer to it as mr. holland's opus

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

it would be funny if it weren’t so sad. hollywood needs to accept it will never top the apex of cinematic genius: the scene in better off dead (1985) when the clay hamburger sings everybody wants some. any “movie” after is vile dogshit wasting time that could have been used watching the burger sing

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

no Pesci, is Piscopo ok?

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @danthearchitect.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Fun Fact: In 1972, this was the AMC Mogwai but someone fed it gasoline after midnight.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

me: what kind of ice cream you got? store clerk: it's Ben & Jerrys me:[slides $20 across the counter] and whose is it now?

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

sometimes I’ll be having a nice day then suddenly remember that I used to wear a Ramones t-shirt with a tweed blazer in high school and should have gotten my ass kicked

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 11/01/2024

I sometimes point out “I ain’t no fool”…but it’s a lie—I am in fact at least 80% fool.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

only the smartest 1% of intellectual nerds will get this: 80085

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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/08/2026

I'm pretty laid back unless I hear a phone ring more than once

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

you can totally tell someone just vibe coded this dimension

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @danthearchitect.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I’ve seen both Tom Holland, Zendaya and Jon Bernthal movies and they are both very good. IMAX all the way for The Odyssey.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

got an eye dr. appointment but I haven’t flossed my sockets in months

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026

who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 31/07/2026

she lies and says she's in love with him can't find a better man

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Never forget to scoop up your quail

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Some more Garfield Goodreads reviews

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Jim Davis is a fucking crazy genius. He draws Garfield with bold strokes and a bolder heart.
Garfield can be a dick to Odie and Nermal, but can you blame him? Jon's kind of a puss.
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Garfield is a boy cat.
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The farcical cat that lacks discipline ... and doesn't care.
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Where's the lasagna? In Garfield's tummy! *3

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

A police car but the siren is Owen Wilson going “wow wow wow wow”

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

i had a dream a nintendo famicombox stole my arby’s beef n cheddar and had its way with it at a japanese love hotel, not funny at all

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

some of you should block yourselves

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 28/07/2026

I really don't like soul patches, they should release the completed soul on launch day.

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @danthearchitect.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Verbatim now has support for voiceover! This was a big effort but the results came out great. If you want to support an indie developer, would really appreciate if tou could share this post. Free to try, no sign-in. App Store: apps.apple.com/us/app/verba...

Image of Verbatim: Video Editor app. Title reads “Edit Videos. No uploads.”

Image of Verbatim: Video Editor app. Title reads “Record Voiceovers”

Image of Verbatim: Video Editor app. Title reads “Trim & Cut Clips Easily”

Image of Verbatim: Video Editor app. Title reads “Resize for Reels, Shorts & Posts”

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @danthearchitect.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Saw The Odyssey and loved it but product placement with the Trojan™ horse was questionable.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

watched the odyssey last night. film ruined by everyone speaking english instead of ancient greek.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Got thrown out of mime school for not putting silencers on my finger guns

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Your Bluesky crush wants you to start subskeeting other people

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I’m pretty sure that if it were me getting 21 hours sleep a day and free room and board I wouldn’t be anywhere as grumpy as my cat always seems to be.

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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The monotony of the 9-5? No thanks. I'm much more partial to the monotony of reading Agatha Christie in front of a crackling fire in a Scottish Highlands cottage during a raging thunderstorm whilst indulging in endless cups of tea and a plate of emotional support scones.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Have you guys tried knitting? It tastes horrible

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Liberty says good morning Blue Sky

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Gen Z killed the 3 seashell industry

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