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Bombmunchkin

@bombmunchkin.bsky.social
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Not been well this week & have been thinking about my value as a disabled (autism+ADHD+PMDD) human & been comparing myself to others (never good). When I feel low I make miniature posies. I’ve been mocked for them before but they lift my mood-I hope this one lifts yours. Maybe a small life is ok…
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
My dog’s farts are prohibited by the Geneva Conventions
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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I’ll never forgot the day my ex got run over by a taxi. That was my last day as a taxi driver.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Midwestern sext: Ewe complete me
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I like a little junk in the trunk. We’re talking about cars, right?
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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Everytime I try to get my life together a new Taqueria opens up.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Senile is something you can do if you are in Egypt
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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
If you walk in on me and I'm slathered in mashed potatoes and gravy while devouring fried chicken, either ask for a breast and join me or just walk away.
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LowCalCalzoneZone 🤓 @lowcalcalzonezone.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I run on pizza and shame.
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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
A hype man? In this economy?
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Dr. Pepper didn’t have a medical degree. Will the lies ever end?
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Home is where the shart is
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Anyone else like to play “Find the alt”?
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Hypocrites are my least favorite of all the crites.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Procreate implies the occurrence of Amaturecreate
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Arnold Schwarzenegger no longer plays the role of the Terminator. Now he’s the Exterminator.
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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
One day you're cool, the next you have a favorite spatula.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
y’all are the worst improv troupe I’ve had the pleasure of being a part of
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Cloud Licker @cloudlicker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I will wait forever, but please don't take forever.
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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I used to be cool, but now just looking at gluten makes my tummy hurt.
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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The only alpha i know is my cat.
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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I run on Reeses cups and guilt.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It's scary that using your brain has become political
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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Caution: I cause weight loss level diarrhea
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Existence has been 87% less funky without Prince.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
[desperate for someone to play with my hair] can you check my head for lice
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Send me all the noodles, but only you. NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED TO SEND ME NOODLES!!!
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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Anything can be a delicacy if you're hungry enough.
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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Don't follow me, I'm like if Five Below was a person.
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Late night skeets are nocturnal admissions
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I'll just leave it. It's my emotional support typo.
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
If you don't get my pop culture references, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but a Teen Witch ain't one.
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I used to know a lot of y'alls real names, but that was many traumas ago.
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The only thing preventing me from starting an OnlyFans is my body... and my face... and my personality
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
*opens app* *makes typo* *closes app* *throws phone* *burns down house*
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
No thank you, troll account. If I wanted to be roasted, I'd speak to my teen daughter.
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Ah yes. The bare minimum. We meet again.
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I kill aloe plants, but sure, I'll try off grid living
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Our oldest just got engaged. Our youngest is graduating this week. Our middle child just put in his 2 weeks' notice on his 1 year anniversary before securing a new job.
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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
One day you're a dreamer, the next you're hoping to get hit by a bus.
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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
One day you're spirited and idealistic, the next you're lifeless and cynical.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
A slow witted but fast man from the south who poops a lot would be called Forrest Dump.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Our eyes met from across the room and at that instant I knew in my heart that she wanted nothing to do with me.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
A hard boiled egg is just a regular boiled egg that grew up in the wrong part of town.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Reminder: If you respond to my post without liking it…I don’t like your comment.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Look just because I’m charming, witty, and financially secure doesn’t mean…wait where was I going with this?
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Ben Afflek My dog’s Movie farts 😳 Clear and Present Danger
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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Apart =/= a part Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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