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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/07/2026
honestly it just makes me so fucking angry to see these guys asking to be treated normally as if they won’t order food, go back to their van, put on masks and kidnap the people who made it for them
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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sunniva @sunniva.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Showing my support for Norway by having frozen pizza for dinner
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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sunniva @sunniva.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Let me get this straight, conversion therapy for inanimate objects
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Joseph Guhlin @josephguhlin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Coconuts
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Ludacris and E-40 songs in commercials for national brands ... good to see that they're trying to appeal to young people like me, and the music we enjoy, which came out recently
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This could be business casual if we were serious about being a civilized society
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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Not gonna lie: much less exciting story than the headline made it sound
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Natalia Cecire @ncecire.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
this is so ghoulish and disgusting
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Conversation is my favourite turn-based strategy game.
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sunniva @sunniva.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Been playing Planet of Lana all evening and it really is Inside's cute cousin
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 19/02/2026
Mitigating factor: bro kind of sucked at insurrecting
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sunniva @sunniva.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
stage one: gotdamb I love those heated rivalry boys what else has this director done stage two: how are ya now good an you not so bad stage three: I will die if I don't also date Bonnie McMurray
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Of course I'm tooting my own horn, it's my fucking horn
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James Farris @chiefakajames.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Was talking with a friend about possibly adopting a cat, and literally the first one I saw was perfect.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This man has no bones
diagram comparing size of a man against a much larger dinosaur. skeletal system is visible in the dinosaur
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Not sure why everyone keeps talking about "new year new me"; I plan to be older than ever in 2026.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
He who sets out to "get my ass" should dig two graves (one for each cheek)
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Brigitte Bardot, the French film star?
jim downey talking to conan meme
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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
This is New England's version of the Louvre heist. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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$400,000 worth of lobster stolen en route to Costco stores, shipper says
The lobsters, which were not alive, were on their way to Costco stores in Illinois and Minnesota, according to Rexing Companies.
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Steve Randy Waldman @interfluidity.com · 29/12/2025
billionaires are the sad victims of an inadequate tax code, which has allowed them to become surrounded by an isolating bubble of sycophants, severed from participation in community and ordinary fellowship. we owe potential victims of this condition prevention, and those already suffering remedy.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
as the prophecy foretold
Sign on shelf reads “The Bread Guy come’s when he has bread.”
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 29/12/2025
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Yeah well my buddy already lost his job to artificial intelligence. He was an art thief.
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Make the yuletide gay ❤️ [ #cuteart #traditionalart #sketchbook ]
A sketch page showing a mixed media (paint pen & colored pencil) drawing of two male cardinals inside a holiday wreath. Between them is a heart, and around the wreath are stars, as well as the words “make the yuletide gay.” More doodles of cardinals are around the page.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/12/2025
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
*advertising that my food truck has "4 Michelins"*
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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
YouTube keeps asking if I want AI summaries of things like comedy sketches and music videos and I'm like, thank God finally I don't have to enjoy things
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🕸 Russell 🕷 Briggs 🕸 @racieb.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I'm being lectured
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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Just inside the Kansas border from Colorado is a town called "Kanorado." If I was rich, I would establish a town on the Colorado side of the border, call it "Coloransas," and then spend 24-48 hours shelling Kanorado with heavy artillery
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
every time i see Mr Beast i involuntarily mutter "urgh" and take 1 HP damage
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
i don't think your loan is getting approved
An orange and white cat looks mad and is on top of papers
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I would live in a wasp nest if there were no wasps there. And it was Unusually large.
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
There’s something about the positions this guy assumes
A black and white tuxedo cat sleeps curled up in a ball. His hind legs are extended, stretching past his ears; his forelegs point downward toward his tail, which forms a loop around the paws.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
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ShawnJPB 📼 @jetpackbraggin.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
He thinks he's going to get my ice cream sandwich.
Buttercup looking longingly at an ice cream sandwich out of frame
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
being attracted to men bearing all the classic markers of ill health and weak constitution is simply a reflection of my high breeding and refinement
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joannes @playthroughline.com · 05/11/2025
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
A rain-slick backalley containing two men, both tall and dressed predominantly in black, each walking a cat on a leash
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Flailing my limbs around for exactly ten minutes before bed to induce the dreams wherein I get to be a space octopus
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
"Your outtie posts nearly humorous things on social media to the delight of several."
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
🔊
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Don't learn things the hard way. I learned that the hard way..
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
this stare intentionally left blank
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